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Kristoff was having a hard time forming more than one cohesive thought.
All he could really get to come into his mind was ‘This is just too good to be true!’
Those words had been playing on a loop in his head for several minutes as he kissed what very well may be the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his life.
That thought seemed to only grow louder as he pressed her back into his mattress.
This isn’t what he had expected to happen during his last week in Norway, but he’s certainly not complaining.
“Anna,” he couldn’t help but sigh out when she raked her fingers though his hair.
“Mmm.” She gave a satisfied hum.
She kept making all sorts of wonderful sounds. Coos, moans, and throaty sighs. She smelled nice too (was it lavender?). And her lips were intoxicating. And the skin of her bare arms was just so soft.
Frankly, it was all a bit overwhelming.
“Do you have protection?” She suddenly panted which caused him practically bolt upright.
“What?” He gulped.
“Do you have condoms?” She repeated, suddenly looking embarrassed. “I mean, I have some in my bag. Not because I usually do this! I didn’t come all the way to Norway looking to get laid or anything. I mean, I know I told you all about me teasing my sister, but I wasn’t really expecting this to happen… But I just know I have some condoms from when I went on a trip with my ex. Which, that was a while ago now, but I think the condom is still in date and everything…. I’m rambling now and realizing that maybe you don’t actually want to have sex with me. God! That’s embarrassing!”
She had slowly been stiffening and turning away from him as she spoke, but he caught her shoulder gently in a way that he hoped was comforting and not creepy.
“No, I do!” Kristoff insisted, letting his hand rest on her carefully. “I really, really do! Like a lot… I just wasn’t expecting that when you suggested we come to my place.”
“Really?” Anna cocked her head and looked at him in disbelief.
“Well, no. I thought you might want to kiss a bit, but I mean… I didn’t think I’d get so lucky.”
“Lucky?” Anna laughed.
“Yeah! You’re just… you’re really, really beautiful. And really fun! And I know this wasn’t like a planned date, or anything. But the whole day felt like a date? Definitely the best date I’ve ever been on, and well… seeing as we’re about to be living so close to one another I… Well I was hoping we might be able to go out again. That is if you want! I’m not trying to force anything here. Great, now I’m rambling-“
“Kristoff,” she said softly, placing a hand to his chest and blinking up at him with those long eyelashes, “I would love that.”
“Really?” He couldn’t help but grin.
“Really.” She leaned up and gave him a quick kiss.
“Great!” He breathed. “And we don’t have to do anything right now if you don’t want to-“
She kissed him again, this time more urgently.
“Definitely want to.” She murmured pulling him down on top of her once again.
“I think I do have a couple condoms in my bathroom.” He managed to huff out as she pulled his shirt over his head.
“Purse is closer.” She panted after a moment of appraising his chest with a look that could only be described as ‘greedy’ before attacking him with kisses again.
‘This is just too good to be true!’
Suddenly kisses were along necks and collarbones, and then clothes were on the floor (though underwear still remained) and Anna was handing him a condom from her purse.
“Um.” He pulled away slightly.
“What?” She said, looking up at him, concerned once again.
“It’s nothing serious! I’d… I’d just better run and grab one from my bathroom.”
“Why? Is it expired?” Anna asked, confused.
“This… this is just um… this is a snug size? Which is a great size. It’s just… Jesus, I hate saying this because it’s gonna make me sound like such a jerk…”
“What is it?” She was starting to look a bit concerned.
“It… This size… It doesn’t fit.”
Anna blinked. Once. Twice. Then a grin crept over her face that made him think that he was already way too far gone on a girl he’d only really known for a day.
“You're lying.” She giggled.
“No, I'm really not. I mean, it’s just too tight when it goes on and makes things kinda painful, and it could break and stuff... You know what, I’m just going to grab one of mine real quick? You can check that it’s in date and everything-“
“Nuh uh, you’re not going anywhere yet!” She giggled, clearly elated. “Take your boxers off!”
