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Bandit and Kapkan need Rook to leave his phone unattended so operation ‘snatch ze plate-man's baguette’ (as named by Bandit, Kapkan called the name stupid and too long) would be successful.
He’d always have it with him at all times. They thought that the Frenchman had gotten super paranoid about people looking into his phone that he super-glued the damn thing to his hand.
Kapkan quit playing the rhythm game on his phone and decided to text Bandit. Even though they are right next to each other, they couldn’t really talk about the plan when Rook is literally right across them in the room.
Ruski kablusky: is he gonna move anytime soon? i was supposed to practice in the shooting range with timur earlier ):
Bandito Dorito: i dont know man, he’s like stuck in that chair istg ):< make it up to timur later by sucking his dick tonight or something idk, it always works w/ elias lol
Ruski kablusky: first of all, you’re my best friend but i really don‘t need to know details about your sex life. second, ok maybe you’re onto something... 3rd and last, how about we text mute and ask him for a favor ??
Bandito Dorito: well that aint gonna stop me from talking about it, u should know me well by now. imposter maxim, what did u do to the real one !! ur welcome for the idea btw and o yah ur right, i’ll make a gc with mutey mute
Dominic created a group chat with Maxim and Mark!
Dom: oi look at ur phone stechen
Maxim: we come in peace, we need a favor from you
Dom: this is very serious business
Mute’s phone buzzes 3 times on the coffee table, he grabs his phone, “Give me a minute.”
Rook lets out a soft hum and he goes through his phone while Jäger picks up his ADS from the floor and places it onto his lap then proceeds to tinker it with a swiss army knife.
The brit reads through his notifications and then looks at Bandit and Kapkan who are on the other side of the room, raising an eyebrow and with a confused look on his face.
Mark: This better be a good reason. I have a bet with Rook and I’m winning so far.
Dom: u won’t regret this man, we’ll do anything u ask us to do
Maxim: nO we didn’t agree with ANYTHING! are you trying to make us suffer ??
Dom: yes? no? maybe? u do know that one of my kinks includes being tortured right?
Mark: …
Maxim: on my behalf, I apologize for his behavior
Dom: ouch im right here man )’:
Mark: So um, why was I added here exactly?
Dom: oh yeah abt that, we need a favor from you, pretty pleasee marky
Mark: Depends on what it is and how I benefit from it.
Maxim: ok so can you make julien leave the room for a bit and make sure he doesn’t bring his phone with him
Mark: Should I even ask why? No, scratch that. I can live without knowing, especially if it’s you two’s shenanigans.
Mark: What do i get in return?
Dom: anything you desire bb (;
Maxim: ew dude
Dom: no but seriously if you think kap and i capable of doing it then we’re ur ppl
Mark: Hm.. alright. I’m up for another challenge anyways.
Maxim: so what is it?
Dom: take it away tea man
Mark: Hook me up with James.
Dom: ooo hookup ?? damn mark i didnt know u were like that woah
Mark: Not like that you fucking carrot. I meant like, in a serious romantic-y manner. I have a thing for that idiot.
Maxim: i didn’t expect that at all.. you and smoke are like two opposite people
Mark: Opposites attract I suppose. So do we have a deal or not?
Dom: your wish is my command !
Mute looks up from his phone and sees a wide smiling Bandit across the room and Kapkans shaking his head while facepalming. The brit looks down at his phone again and begins to type down a bunch of code into this program on his phone.
Mute finishes and he puts his phone back on the table, a delighted smile is spread across his face. He began to count down in his head, “4... 3... 2 and 1.”
The PA speaker in the common room starts blasting the alarm for GIGN operators only to signal them to have an emergency or rush meeting in their respective dorm in the base.
This surprised Rook and it caught him off guard, he didn’t expect the sudden announcement since they were usually told beforehand that an announcement would come so they just have to wait for it.
Rook immediately stood up and tossed his phone on the sofa chair without a second thought. He sprinted towards the door while he shouted, “I’ll be right back, ne change rien!”
Mute rolled his eyes and shouted back, “Cheating is for losers!”
Jäger just shrugs his shoulders and continues to work on improving his ADS, not really minding the commotion going on.
Just like that, the Frenchman was finally away from his phone.
Bandit and Kapkan turn to look at each other and their mouths are hanging open due to disbelief and amazement that Mute was able to pull it off that quickly. They’ve been trying desperately to get Rook separate from his phone for almost 4 days now.
Bandit grabs Kapkan by the wrist and jumps up from the couch. The Russian follows and they both make it to where Rook just sat.
“Dude now’s our chance!”