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r-rebecca its @notwhatyouthink
so, @yeeter @spideyman which account are you gonna use now?
a babey @yeeter
well i think i’ll mostly use this account but use @spideyman for official business and stuff like that?
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my friends call me @mj
well now that the secret is out, can we,, can we share the #dumbavengers content we have? @saltnpepper @yeeter
a babey @yeeter
OH MYG OD YES PLEASE MS POTTS
the only responsible adult @saltnpepper
I suppose you could share some of them, as long as there isn’t any confidential information involved. I expect to you to show them to me before posting though. Also, @yeeter, its Pepper. Not Ms Potts.
a babey @yeeter
YAY THANKUU MS POTTS
a babey @yeeter
I mean Ms Pepper
my friends call me @mj
🤦♀️
a babey @yeeter
@mj its called R E S P E C T
shurejan @brincessofwakanda
@yeeter yes respect is cool but if you get asked by THE Pepper Potts to use her first name then you better fucking jump at the opportunity!
gitc @nedthaniel
@yeeter @brincessofwakanda what she said
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a babey @yeeter
go follow our new twitter acc -> @dumbvengers
spidermom @blankwindow
damn @clintb is gonna get rekt
birbuncle @clintb
@blankwindow how could you betray me this way
spidermom @blankwindow
@clintb are you seriously asking that?? do you not remember our job description??
holy @shit
lmao roasted
irondad @tonystark
oh nononono peter no
a babey @yeeter
but why not mr stark?
irondad @tonystark
you know damn well why
a babey @yeeter
no, not really
a babey @yeeter
care to enlighten me? @tonystark
irondad @tonystark
bLocKed
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