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Heaven and Hell Look the Same by immortal_asshole
Fandoms: เขา...ไม่ใช่ผม | Not Me (TV 2021)
23 Feb 2022
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You run-of-the-mill twin revel a fanfiction. I love these so I wrote one myself.
White is in town again after ten years as his brother but he can't fool the gang forever. Then Black wakes up.
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“Black, that was not an allergic reaction that would have happened the moment you drank, not minutes after it. Want to try again?” Ghumpa asked. He was the hardest to fool as always, White was sure he had already known everything. So this was it, White thought, sorry Black I couldn’t fool them for so long, after all.
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Hanguang Jun Is Marrying a Fox Demon!! by KNBSnkLover
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 May 2020
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Servants一young Gusu Lan disciples一gushed excitedly amongst themselves, for before they had only heard of Hanguang-Jun’s betrothed and his supposedly-exquisite beauty. Now they had seen him in person, too, and they could confirm that the legends about his beauty were indeed not fabricated. With feline eyes as sharp as a ferocious winter storm, glossy raven tresses, and rosy skin as supple as milk, it was no wonder that even their pristine Hanguang-Jun would have fallen for such a legendary beauty.
However, can they deal with the aftermath of their prestigious Hanguang-Jun marrying a fox spirit?
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10 Feb 2021
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Alchemist meet Agents by Fullmetal_Bitch
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
17 Dec 2018
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Rather than giving up his alchemy, Ed was offered a deal by Truth. Lose his right arm once more and owe Truth a favour and he could have Alphonse back, whole and healthy. Edward accepts the deal and a few weeks later, Truth collects. An alchemist has managed to dimension travel and is on a murder spree. Truth needs Ed to stop him and Mustang is roped in to helping him. How will the BAU handle having two alchemists literally land in front of them?
Updates will be every couple of days or so
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- Part 1 of Alchemists meet Agents
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01 Sep 2019
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"He smells of wolf but not the one we're looking for."
"Good thing i put a trace on him, eat your pie Draco and we'll find out where he's gone."Bookmarked by immortal_asshole
16 Jul 2019
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During Harry's fifth year, Albus hires shinobi from the Leaf Village to protect the school from Voldemort. Two teams of four will be sent to protect the school, Harry in particular. However, Harry has a secret, one that no-one knows about, not even he knows...
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- Part 1 of Mission Series
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16 Jul 2019
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Hary never thought something like this would happen to him. The deceit, the confusion, the self-entitlement and selfishness. The very fact that no matter what his fate was the same in the end. A prophecy. It was always the same, even in a world away. Now, somehow finding himself in the elemental nations he finds himself wrapped up in the life of Sasuke Uchiha, the lackey the Sanin known as Orochimaru had sent to capture him. Harry wonders just how he'll get out of this mess, and if he'll ever return to Britain. After all, Voldemort was still alive and kicking, and Hermione...Ron, they were still missing. He didn't have time to be caught in anyone's web. Then again, did he even have a choice?
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16 Jul 2019