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2:58 am
double trouble 2 —> double trouble 1
double trouble 2: yo
double trouble 2: hey ???
double trouble 2: hi
double trouble 2: hello
double trouble 2: jesus fucking christ
double trouble 2: CHARLES
double trouble 2: where r u
double trouble 2: HELLO
double trouble 2: BITCHASS
double trouble 2: MCBITCHKEN DELUXE
double trouble 2: ?????? BITCH
double trouble 2: IM WITH FRANCIS
double trouble 2: I CAME OUT OF THE WOMB WITH YOU!!!!! BITCH GODDAMN!!!!!!
double trouble 2: WHERE ARE YOU
double trouble 2: GOD. SORRY FOR EATING YR OREOS ANSWER ME NOW
2:59 am
henry-styles —> double trouble 1
henry-styles: Hello, Charles. It is Henry. None of us have seen you nor Bunny for about an hour. Where are you?
3:02 am
ginger spice! —> double trouble 1
ginger spice!: CHAIRLES
ginger spice!: CH ARLS.SA Ssllech
ginger spice!: CHJAKKRLE
ginger spice!: CHDXJDJALRRLES
ginger spice!: LOOOKO I DIDBT EEVEZN T.PUCH UR ORREOS . CN U ANSWWER ME NNOW PLPS
ginger spice!: FFUCK i kno u think it’s funny or whtvr but we r actually WORRIED so mayb if u wud FUCKCOKN ANNMSWEE
ginger spice!: II WWANT W HUG
ginger spice!: NO REPLY ? OKAY UH UH UH
ginger spice!: IM HORNY
ginger spice!: [nudes.jpg]
ginger spice!: COME OVER
ginger spice!: NOT EVEN TJAT???????
ginger spice!: UGHGHH
ginger spice!: UR ONE TOUGH CCOOKIE PLS REPLY
3:15 am
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ginger spice!: WHEREI S HE RLLY
ginger spice!: ORGRHTNTKFKDKKSS//!:;!
double trouble 2: im worried
double trouble 2: i searched all over and he’s nowhere
henry-styles: He’s not nowhere, surely.
ginger spice!: OH MYMY GODSJ FFUCJOFF HEBERGY I HHATE U
ginger spice!: SURELT?:?!:?3:9:$4!’;:
henry-styles: It’s a word.
ginger spice!: I.I WWANTT U DDEAD
henry-styles: That was fully incoherent.
double trouble 2: WHERE THE FUCK IS CHARLES
ginger spice!: HELL
ginger spice!: JAIL
ginger spice!: IDK FUCCKIN MCDONALDSL
double trouble 2: NOOOOOO he nevr visits the holy grounds without us
ginger spice!: THEB WJEJRE ISS HE
double trouble 2: BITCH THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
ginger spice!: IM SRRY DONT YELL PLS
ginger spice!: wait r u mad ?
ginger spice!: i am rlly rlly srry i didnt mean to piss u off we can go look for him together if u want im srry i asked mary if shes seen him a moment ago i can ask a few others ?
double trouble 2: NO NO NO NOO
double trouble 2: I LOVE YOOU SO MUCH NO IM SORRY <33 JUST A TAD BIT STRESSED WE LOST THE WORLDS FUGLIEST BLONDEST MF
ginger spice!: RDJDGGDTLNCD .!.!.,. KITH KITH
ginger spice!: MAYB HES W / BUNNY ????.
double trouble 2: TWO fugly blond mfs????
ginger spice!: BIRDSS OF . A FEATHEEHR BABY <3
ginger spice!: OKAY NO CHARLES IS LOW VUT NOT THAT LOW I DONT THINK
double trouble 2: hey that’s my BROTHER yr talkin abt 😐 !!!!!!!!!!!
double trouble 2: lmao yr absolutely right continue
ginger spice!: I CHECKED W / NEIL N MANDY BUT I CANT FIND ANY1 ELSE I KNO BCUZ THERES SUM PPL HAVING A PROBLEM NEAR TH POOL TABLE HURRY TF UPPHDJD
double trouble 2: UHHHHH
double trouble 2: JAMIE ?
ginger spice!: IS SHE HERE ??
double trouble 2: I THINK SO COULDA BEEN SOMEONE ELSE THO
double trouble 2: THOMAS ?? EDEN ??
ginger spice!: IDK ABT EDENS WHEREABOUTS ND I CHECKED W / THOMAS ALRDY :-(
double trouble 2: ASK CLOKE MAYBE ? HE KNOWS WHERE LITERALLY EVERYBODY IS AT ALL TIMES ITS BORDERLINE CREEPY LMFAO
ginger spice!: OKAT OKAY
double trouble 2: OR JUDY ??? ID RATHER DIE THAN TALK TO HER BUT IF YOU CAN FIND HER SHE HAS TELEPATHIC CONNECTIONS AS WELL
double trouble 2: wait
double trouble 2: OH SHI TWAIT
ginger spice!: FUCKFKCKF ISS VEEYEBRIMG OKKAY ???.
double trouble 2: check the ppl havin a problem near the pool table ?
ginger spice!: OKAY OMW !!!
henry-styles: Is everything alright?
double trouble 2: i ., think we found charles nd bunny😍
ginger spice!: FUCKJKJKKKKRJRKR TU
ginger spice!: FUFJFUCKEJE
double trouble 2: OH GOD SO ITS THEM ?
ginger spice!: THRYYERE CLALAIKTBAJA AMABAYALANGEV EDJW R
double trouble 2: BABY WHAT
double trouble 2: MY LOVE …. TF DOES THAT SAY
henry-styles: They’re calling an ambulance.
double trouble 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
double trouble 2: WAIT YOU MEAN CHARLES ND BUNNY R CALLIN AN AMBULANCE FOR SOMEONE OR ?
ginger spice!: NNJO
henry-styles: No.
henry-styles: Something has happened to Charles and Bunny. An ambulance should be arriving shortly.
double trouble 2: WHATA THE RFUFK
4:13 am
double trouble 2 —> ginger spice!
double trouble 2: wild ….. wild ….. most peculiar
ginger spice!: WHY DID U LAUGH IN THEIR FACES THEY W.WERE LITERALLT IN HOSPITAL BEDS
double trouble 2: if those mfs wanna snort enough kool aid that their friends think they overdosed on cocaine that is on them not on me <3 !
ginger spice!: EJNTFKJENRKSJRF
double trouble 2: also . they looked funny idc
double trouble 2: bunny hates lesbians? fine !! lovely !!!!!!!!.... and then bunny snorts kool aid!!!!!!! natural selection is real and it is so very rewarding
ginger spice!: okay but what about CHARLES
double trouble 2: why tf would i care he stole my favourite blanket last week i was hoping he wouldn’t make it
double trouble 2: also he keeps LEAVING PPL ON READ nd then COMPLAINING WHEN I DO IT!!!!!!!!! A WHORE A HORRID LITTLE MAN A TWAT A TWAT
ginger spice!: TO BE FAIR……. U PUT THE PERIOD AFTER “LMAO” SOMETIMES
double trouble 2: ONLY TO BITCHES WHO DESERVE IT??????
ginger spice!: RICHARD HASNT DONE ANYTHING??????
double trouble 2: ITS METAPHORICAL BABE ITS ABOUT WHAT THEY WOULD DO ! ! !
ginger spice!: WTF WOULD HE DO THEN :-(
double trouble 2: LISTEN TO THE CURE AND DEVELOP A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX
ginger spice!: OH ..,!,!!,! HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ginger spice!: So LIje . Pls Unsemd Tht Message I Willnot B Takinbg Questiojns Just pLs Unsend It
double trouble 2: LMFAOOOOO
double trouble 2: you kind of like him tho don’t you
ginger spice!: RJRJRJRNDNDNT R RNT RJRNDNEN TKS T REK TT EK T
ginger spice!: ZFUFK GKGMT TRJNT RNNO NO NOOO NONONONOJONO O ONONO NO
ginger spice!: NOO OO O NO TUCK FOGG NO
ginger spice!: NJOO NO
ginger spice!: N
ginger spice!: NI
double trouble 2: i was JOKING babe plz
ginger spice!: NO
ginger spice!: IT DIDDN TSOUNN FLIKR A TYKKTCOIRMY ELFIRKEOEOEK
double trouble 2: it is four in the morning nd i have had a lot of Al Key Hole ,. not even all these years of being by yr side nd inside yr dms have anywhere near prepared me for decoding that i am so sorry goddamn
double trouble 2: ALSO ! speaking of richard :-)
ginger spice!: DICK PAPER
ginger spice!: WE ONLY CALL HIM DICK PAPER OR HE DOESDNT EXISIST HES GONE HES IN TH VOID HES FON E GONE GONE GONE BYE BYE
double trouble 2: DICK PAPER IT IS!!!!!!!
double trouble 2: dick paper is going to be th only person in class today
ginger spice!: ARE EYE PEE IN PEESE FLY HIGH HEAVEN GAINED ANOTHER ANGEL <3
double trouble 2: IM NOT FINISHED!!!!!
ginger spice!: BITCJ!!!!!.!:!:!
double trouble 2: we have , !. Hoe(m) Wurk due today😀
ginger spice!: FUFKCD TFURKF CURLF R GCIRKF RTIFORGNC DONT TFIFO
double trouble 2: WE R GONNA BE OKAY ITS JUST THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO GIVE IT IN
double trouble 2: YR MY HYPEMAN BEGIN TH DRUMROLL
ginger spice!: SHIT SHSIT SHAIR T SHAIT SHSIT SHDIDUT SHSIDISHIHUIT
double trouble 2: i LIKE IT!!!! organic drumroll!!!! fresh n from the heart!!!!!!!!
double trouble 2: we submit our homework via …… DICK PAPER :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ginger spice!: I Wish Death Was A Sexy Impeccably-Dressed Man So I Could Run Straight In2 His Arms N Escape I Do I Do
double trouble 2: aw baby stop quoting siken when we r in distress it is heavily unromantic <3 !! !
ginger spice!: HEY
ginger spice!: DODNT BRIMG SIKEN IN2 THIS .! !n!.!.!!!!!
double trouble 2: lmao what r you? in a car w a beautiful boy? nd he won’t tell you that he loves you but he loves you? n you feel like you’ve done sumthin terrible? like robbed a liquor store? or swallowed pills? or shoveled yrself a grave in th dirt?
ginger spice!: camilla i have NEVR in my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE blocked u PLS do NOT make me do it now
double trouble 2: AWWW OK GAY❤️
ginger spice!: SJJUT UPPPP !!.!.!.!.
ginger spice!: N E WAYS .,,,! HOW DO WE ,, . DICK PAPER .., HOW DO WE …!,?
double trouble 2: CORNER HIM IN TH GC ND THEN IMPROVISE LMAO
ginger spice!: R U SURE
double trouble 2: NO
double trouble 2: BUT I REFUSE TO SEND HIM NUDES FOR THIS CAUSE
ginger spice!: HRJRHRNRJRR OKAY I RESPEPCT THAT BUT SISNT THERE ANYOTHER WAY ????
double trouble 2: ASSASSINATE HIM N THEN HAVE NO MORE OPTIONS TO GO TO ? BITCJ IDK
double trouble 2: ALSO WE R NOT DOIN IT ON THE MAIN GC LMAO
ginger spice!: UR NO T ADDING HIM 2 THE ONE W/OUT BUNNT U WON.T I CAMT ALLLOW U
double trouble 2: OH JESUS!!!!! NO NO NO NOT THAT ONE JUST A QUICK ONE THAT WE DELETE AFTEWARDS
ginger spice!: :-( FINE BUT UR MAKIMG UT
double trouble 2: FUCKIN FAIR ENOUGH
double trouble 2: see you on the other side sweetheart <333 ! if i come out even more homosexual than i was before just kno dick paper was my anti-conversion therapy💕💕
ginger spice!: C U LATER LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!
double trouble 2: DONT MAKE THIS CUTE SHUT UP
double trouble 2: l…,love you too tf
ginger spice!: !!!!!!!!
4:18 am
double trouble 2, ginger spice!, papencuts
double trouble 2 invited ginger spice! and papencuts to a new conversation!
double trouble 2 named the conversation “support our charity case”!
ginger spice! named the conversation “Y/N: *wakes up from surgery* where is harry Doctor: who do you think gave you the te”!
double trouble 2 named the conversation “support our charity case”!
ginger spice! named the conversation “or ur homophobic”!
double trouble 2 named the conversation “support our charity case or yr homiphobic”!
4:18 am
support our charity case or yr homophobic
double trouble 2: hi babes ! <3
ginger spice!: HUG ME
4:18 am
double trouble 2 —> ginger spice!
double trouble 2: YOU CANT BE HORNY FOR AFFECTION WHEN RICHARD IS AROUND
ginger spice!: GOO D THIMF HES NOT AROUOND PLSS HUGME
double trouble 2: WHEN IM DONE BULLYING DICK PAPER I PROMISE !!!!!!!!
4:18 am
support our charity case or yr homophobic!
ginger spice!: Åk Jew Ere-Li 4 legal reasons do NOT under AMYN COCURMSGANCES hug me!!!!!! dont hug me camilla dont dont
4:19 am
double trouble 2 —> ginger spice!
double trouble 2: oh so you SELLIN IT sellin it
4:19 am
support our charity case or yr homophobic!
double trouble 2: duly noted !
double trouble 2: n e ways richard !!! do not b shy lol i promise we don’t bite :)
papencuts: Aha hiiii
papencuts: Why r u texting me lol
papencuts: Isn’t it a bit early
double trouble 2: why tf u up so late bby ! get sum resttttttt
papencuts: No no haha it’s fine just unexpected
ginger spice!: WHY DDO U TEXTSO STRAIGJT I CATM BRBESTWHA RRJEBSIEBT
double trouble 2: SHUT UP LMAOO
double trouble 2: sry bout that we’ve just been quite busy ! what have u been up to tho hun ? :)
papencuts: Crying lol
ginger spice!: FJDJSJHAHAJSHAHDJAHA
double trouble 2: niceeeeeeee !! hope u feel better soon
papencuts: Thx
papencuts: Why are you busy at four in the morning aha
papencuts: Also why is just you two texting me ahahaha?
double trouble 2: awwwww :( well u see sum things came up out of the blue totally tonight and charles n bunny r in the hospital
papencuts: Oh
papencuts: Lol
4:21 am
double trouble 2 —> ginger spice!
ginger spice!: THIS BTFICJ DDIDMT AJSUT SSAT LOL ……!..! ?
double trouble 2: IM STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
double trouble 2: mans got a brain! Live Love Laugh At Your Hospitalised Classmates❤️
4:21 am
support our charity case or yr homophobic!
double trouble 2: yeaaaaa !
papencuts: Didn’t mean it like that srry
papencuts: R they going to be ok wut is wrong with them
double trouble 2: oh yes yes yes they’re perfectly fine just a lil ruffed up lmao :) !
double trouble 2: thing is however !! we won’t be able to show up at class today nd we have hella homework due :(((
papencuts: Ohhhhhhh
papencuts: Well
double trouble 2: i wuz hoping u might be able to hand in our homework to julian :( ? i just rly do not think any of us r fit to show up today everythin is a complete mess ,, we all have it done and it’s with us lol courtesy of henry
double trouble 2: class starts in the afternoon so would u mind terribly meeting henry for a coffee and grabbing our homework beforehand ? :(((
double trouble 2: we’re just so busy and tired and stressed rn ! and julian would be appalled to know we left them in such a state ,,, is that all okay with u babe ?? 💘
papencuts: Aha welllll
papencuts: I mean
papencuts: I dont really have anything else going on lol so
double trouble 2: aaa perf !! thank u so so sooooo much richard rly u saved our souls ♡ !
papencuts: Haha welc
papencuts: Also Im awake now I can go get the homework now if you want it’s not a problem with me
double trouble 2: omgggg !! ur such a cutie ! rly ?
papencuts: Ye haha
papencuts: Also thx lmao
double trouble 2: that’d be th absolute best 🥺🥺 ! & we r just at the regular hampden hospital u can just meet henry outside the parking lot if that’s okay !!
papencuts: Yeah no problem
double trouble 2: <333 bby i cannot thank u enough srsly ! u’ve made things sooo much easier richard i rly appreciate it ! :)
papencuts: Aha
papencuts: So I can just drop by now ?
double trouble 2: yep !!
papencuts: K cool
papencuts: See ya at the hospital ig
double trouble 2: see uuuuu ! ✧*。
papencuts: Also
papencuts: Can I ask a question
papencuts: Haha
double trouble 2: oh sure :)
papencuts: So like lol
papencuts: Why r Charles and Bunny in the hospital in the first place
double trouble 2: ohhhh ! they just got in2 a lil bit of trouble at a party last night it’s honestly nuthin just a bit of a safety precaution
ginger spice!: THEY SNOORTED THREREE PAKCKETS OFF CKOOL AAID
4:27 am
double trouble 2 —> ginger spice!
double trouble 2: BRUH
ginger spice!: HES DOING OUR DIRTY WORK I HADR 2 ENLFGJTEN HHIMMOF YJE TEIRTH
double trouble 2: BABY …… YOU HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS BUT MF IS GONNA THINK WE R FUCKIN CRAZY
ginger spice!: MAYB BCOS …… WE R …….
double trouble 2: FUCKKKKKKK
double trouble 2: FAIR E-NUFF !
4:27 am
support our charity case or yr homophobic
papencuts: Uh
papencuts: Lit
papencuts: Lmao
ginger spice!: IMM YELEEOLTTMDOKRY
4:27 am
double trouble 2 —> ginger spice!
double trouble 2: charles died …… for THIS
ginger spice!: CHARLES ISSMT DEAD
double trouble 2: goddamn i wish he was❤️
ginger spice!: PERIODT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ginger spice!: ALSO. I DOMT THINKM HENRY AGGGREED 2 THIS .?
double trouble 2: LMFAOOOOOOO HE DID NOT
double trouble 2: BUT BITCH WILL DEAL W IT OR I WILL TELL RICHARD HE WRITES YAOI ILIAD SMUT ON WATTPAD
ginger spice!: CAN WE PLS JOT MENTTION THT PAET OF HIM ITS GTRUEPSME SPS RRTTRKEN
double trouble 2: I DONT KNOW WHAT TF THAT SAYS I AM ABOUT TO DROP INTO ETERNAL SLUMBER BUT I AGREE W YOU BABE I AGREE W YOU ALWAYS
ginger spice!: TELL HEMRY IN PERSON THEN SLEEP IMMEDOATELY SO HE CANYGET MAD @ U !!!!!!!!!!!
double trouble 2: GENIUS!!!!!!!! OK GET SUM SLEEP AS WELL THO
ginger spice!: NATURJALLY!!!!!! GOODDMIGHT
double trouble 2: <3333
4:36 am
henry-styles —> double trouble 2
henry-styles: What the fuck.
henry-styles: Wake up.
henry-styles: I despise you.
henry-styles: I opt to not question how he arrived so quickly.
henry-styles: He brought a bouquet.
henry-styles: Chocolates, too.
henry-styles: What the fuck is this.
henry-styles: I feel as though he is under a trance.
henry-styles: What did you do to him?
henry-styles: What the fuck is a simp?
henry-styles: Did Bunny snort grape Kool-Aid or blue raspberry?
henry-styles: Both, it appears.
henry-styles: I am serious. Tell me what a simp is.
henry-styles: Richard left several minutes ago. He has the homework. Quit playing games and wake up.
henry-styles: Why did you choose the most unpleasant time to fall asleep?
henry-styles: Do not tell Richard about my Wattpad career.
8:22 am
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redrabbit69: H rel
redrabbit69: Hello fan.s
double trouble 2: the sheer terror those messages gave me jfc unmatched
henry-styles: Good morning.
ginger spice!: WTF HES AWAKE????..??
redrabbit69: Ew no Go awaye gay
ginger spice!: Nothing to prove and I'm bulletproof and
Know what I'm doing
The way we're movin' like introducing
Us to a new thing
I wanna savor, save it for later
The taste of flavor, 'cause I'm a taker
'Cause I'm a giver, it's only nature
I live for danger
All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God
Don't ya stop, boy
double trouble 2: HAHAHADJDJDJ
redrabbit69: Freim.s iis have every badnews
redrabbit69: I have . a hermanita😭💔
double trouble 2: is charles awake
redrabbit69: im Have a hermanita😭💔
double trouble 2: ok????? then i have a hermanito
ginger spice!: WHAJA THE RRFIRKC DPEPES TJEJR ALRJANDKS D
ginger spice!: RDJDNTPAIBRGOAEBRKS
ginger spice!: Nothing to prove and I'm bulletproof and
Know what I'm doing
The way we're movin' like introducing
Us to a new thing
I wanna savor, save it for later
The taste of flavor, 'cause I'm a taker
'Cause I'm a giver, it's only nature
I live for danger
All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God
Don't ya stop, boy
ginger spice!: WWAIT I DDIDNT MEEAAN TOS END THAT
double trouble 2: BYEEEEEE
double trouble 2: bunny what r you gonna do lmao listen to xxxpentagon to cope
redrabbit69: Sow brok . En. Hurt. Listeneding to X xxtencation so Hurt ….. .
double trouble 2: BITCJ
henry-styles: I do not understand why you said you were hurt twice.
redrabbit69: FUCKY OU HENERY
redrabbit69: i h.AVE A , HERMANITAA AND U ARE JUST SAYEING THIS SHIT
ginger spice!: PERIODT KING RIP TH KINNIE 2 SHREDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
double trouble 2: IS CHARLES AWAKE
redrabbit69: RUCK OFF CAMILA I HAVEE HERMANITA WHY DONT ANY ONE OF YOU CAR
double trouble 2: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A HERMANITA
double trouble 2: OH
double trouble 2: oh my god
double trouble 2: mf do you mean a HERNIA
ginger spice!: WJRNZJEGOAHR GOSJRNGOSJE
redrabbit69: Yese
ginger spice!: at least u roasted henry even if ur insides r all roasted n soggy n heterosexual!!!!! idk i dont stidy medicine idk what a hernia is
henry-styles: Camilla, do not tell Richard about my Wattpad career.
papencuts: Good morning lol
papencuts: What