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We’re All Freaks But That’s Alright

Chapter 2: JD and Connor made some mistakes

Summary:

ass

this is seriously why my ao3 account should be deleted lmao

Notes:

liz didn't help me on it this time what a hoe

 

hi liz if you're reading this you gigantic cow
hi mae
hi dad mwa

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

hmacncheese: @much_slush

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hduck: @ much_slush

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hduck: @ much_slush

WheresTheMilk: Holy fuck can you stop

ronicaaa: why are you guys spamming JD?

much_slush: fucking stop i’m not gonna do your shirt

much_slush: shit*

hduck: shirt

much_slush: shut the fuck up

hmacncheese: Do the thing pleas

much_slush: no

smol weeaboo: srop blowing up my phone

hduck: srop

ronicaaa: what is going on here?

hmacncheese: YOU PROMiseD

much_slush: no.

ronicaaa: and what did he promise to do?

hduck: Why don’t you answer that question jd?

much_slush: nothing

hduck: Say it or Im gonna do it.

much_slush: i was fucking high when i said i would do it no

ronicaaa: jd you don’t get high

hmacncheese: ^

much_slush: i was high on sleep deprivation 

much_slush: that counts

hmacncheese: .-.

hmacncheese: Can you do it pleaseeeeeee

much_slush: it’s a fucking dead meme and wasn’t ever funny

hmacncheese: I WILL PAY FOR YOUR SLUSHIES FOR A WHOLE WEEK

much_slush: .

much_slush: ok.

hduck: All it had to take was that

hduck: you should cut the trips to 711 actually

ronicaaa: no

much_slush: no

hmacncheese: Do it now

GoingViral: I’m intrigued as to what this is

much_slush: that’s the tea sis

much_slush: are you happy

much_slush: there’s your crappy meme i promised

hduck: That wasnt good enough doit again

much_slush: i said it

much_slush: so i’m done

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hduck: @ much_slush

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hduck: @ much_slush

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hduck: @ much_slush

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hmacncheese: @ much_slush

hduck: @ much_slush

much_slush: FUCKING FINE I’LL DO IT

hduck: e

taco mell: ‘m just slently watchng ths

theatercutie: ^

Mountain Dew Red: ^^

treebro: ^^^

much_slush: wow now we have a crowd

hmacncheese: We’re waiting

much_slush: ok.

much_slush: HERE’S

much_slush: CLAP CLAP

much_slush: THE MOTHERFUCKING

much_slush: CLAPC CALPS

much_slush: TEA SIS

much_slush: ok there happy you rats never logging onto this app again 

hmacncheese: lmao it wasn’t that hard, was it?

smol weeaboo:   hehe

hmacncheese: Shush

much_slush: pay for my slushie now

much_slush: also, it’s gonna be for a month, not a week since you made me do it twice

hmacncheese: Fine

taco mell: JD was rght about t not beng funny

hduck: Then why did you watch

taco mell: m bored

hduck: You still can’t even type i

taco mell: shut up

WheresTheMilk: Hey guys so you know how on your phone there’s three suggested words on your keyboard which you can tap instead of writing it out

treebro: yeh

WheresTheMilk: and if you spam that, you can make some random and funny paragraph

WheresTheMilk: Something like

WheresTheMilk: Hold on

hduck: No idea what you’re talking about

ronicaaa: cause you’re a dumbass

hduck: Don’t call me out like that

smol weeaboo: lmao

WheresTheMilk: I’m gonna way you can bring it back in and get it back in the morning I will get you a check for me thank y’all I wanna talk about it was like that I’m

GoingViral: The fuck

Mountain Dew Red: Oh I know what you’re talking abut
Mountain Dew Red: About

taco mell: abut

Mountain Dew Red: h

smol weeaboo: good night for you guys to gay smut was the first time I wanna see ya next chapter in the chapter of the chapter in the chapter of my god the god god has made you so ugly father god is not going to be a good friend and you know how to make a meme of it a little bit of a meme he said it would hurt me to get a better person to do you wanna know how to make a big gay man in a couple years and then she is going in and then I realize that you are a kid in a crate that you don’t know what to say and big gay and cats and boots and cats and dogs are so hard gay and you have a good thing you don’t know what you gonna do do not get the chance you can make your own a kid like you wanna is your birthday

smol weeaboo: LMAO WHAT

hduck: i-

WheresTheMilk: and dogs are so hard gay

WheresTheMilk: Why is the word “gay” in general there so many times

smol weeaboo: idfk lol

Mountain Dew Red: Oh my God my dick is so cute and so I am not able to make the meeting today and I will see if I can get a ride to the store to get some more information on the ground and the kids will be there

ronicaaa: oh my god my dick is so cute

ronicaaa: LM

treebro: Shakespeare was the first day I was in the gym with my gay energy drink this week I was just tryna was a great way ya know how much I love you and you have a great smutty is your life I love smut you’re beautiful I love you have the same dream I wanna know ya ya know ya ya like you’re not supposed be at the first day and you’re just not going to die ugly fat horse and you have to go

treebro: yep I’m never touching this thing again i-

Mountain Dew Red: LMFAOO GAY ENERGY DRINK

WheresTheMilk: What have I started

ronicaaa: have a great smutty is your life I love smut

hduck: IMCRYIN

WheresTheMilk: OKAY STOP THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANTED

Mountain Dew Red: NO KEEP GOING

WheresTheMilk: WHY ARE THESE IN YOUR WORD SUGGESTIONS WHAT DO YOU GUYS FUCKING TYPE

much_slush: this is chaotic and i love it

much_slush: let’s do it again next time

taco mell: Holy shit I have a boner and my time with the kids and the teacher is a bit too much of a good day and I will talk about you and your mom and dad's birthday and Christmas day so we can get it together and bang the kids to bed and I just want to be with me and I don't know what to tell him that I will not be able to do it

taco mell: g

GoingViral: “Holy shit I have a boner” and “we can get it together and bang the kids to bed”

GoingViral: kinky

GoingViral: I like this

WheresTheMilk: no please

hduck: Yes u and then I told him that u weren't here with my eyes are badly damaged the fuck out of me and I was like so much better than coach of me and he said that he isn't ur friend but he didn't know if that I have a question for u weren't here if you are looking like some deformed man is my favorite anime girl princess dress girl hey daddy and she said that he isn't ur friend request later then I'll have a grudge against me because I thought you want to do is my friend and he said that the crab cakes are going to quickly looked

treebro: This is the part where I leave discord and never come back

WheresTheMilk: ^

theatercutie: same

GoingViral: And this is where I actually start to like this place

 

hchandelier hopped into the server.

 

GoingViral: Nevermind.



Notes:

ok so the word suggestion thing true story
it was something i made up and my friends and i spammed it for an hour and what's in the chapter is actual stuff we wrote from it lmao

Notes:

not all the people listed joined yet but they’ll come in the next chapter probably
this is so shitty uhj

also that thing about michael not able to type i’s totally isn’t based off of my friend-