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Max: Kiss...Jacob.
Bella: Ok. (Kisses Jacob.)
Renesmee: EWW WTF MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!?
Edward: If you don't stop kissing Jacob, I will kill him
Renesmee: No dad don't kill Jacob, kill mom instead.
Sasha, Alex, and Zoe: YAY! (High-five each other)
Edward: NO!
(Renesmee attacks Edward)
(Sasha, Alex, and Zoe laugh along with everyone else)
Fang: STOP!
(Bella & Jacob stop kissing and Renesmee & Edward stop fighting)
(Edward glares at Bella, Renesmee glares at Jacob)
(Jasper calms everyone down)
Sasha: Ahh funs over.
Zoe: Shut up, they are starting again.
(Sasha kicks Zoe, Zoe kicks her back)
Bella: Me next. Jasper truth or dare?
Jasper: Dare.
Alex (whispers): I dare him to marry Kenzie.
(Sasha and Zoe start laughing.)
AN: Kenzie is a friend of ours who likes Jasper. Parentheses for when Bella is talking is what she is saying in her head.
Bella: I dare you to kiss a girl that is not Alice... (please pick me)
Jasper: Do I have to?
Bella: Yes ( Can I give you a suggestion? How 'bout me?)
Jasper: Uhh... Nudge?
Iggy:NO! You will not touch her.
Bella: Iggy it's only for a second.
Iggy: It's easy for you to say. If someone dared you to strip, you would do it.
Sasha, Alex, and Zoe: You go Iggy.
Bella: Ugh Edward (leans on him to 'cry')
Edward: Go cry to Jacob.
Bella: Ok (gets up to go to jacob)
Edward: Ok never mind (punches Iggy) stop being mean to her even though she deserves it.
Sasha, Alex, Zoe: Stupid Edward.
(Sasha tries to go outside to punch Edward, but Alex and Zoe stop her.)
(Jasper kisses Nudge for 1 second)
Jasper to Alice: I'm sorry sweetie.
Alice: It's okay.
Nudge to Iggy: I'm sorry. (They hug.)
Edward: At least they can apologize unlike someone I know.
(Sasha, Alex, and Zoe high-five each other)
Bella: Shut up Edward.
Sasha: No, you shut up you-
(Zoe covers Sasha's mouth, but then removes hand)
Zoe: Did you just lick my hand? EWW!?
(Zoe and Sasha fight for two minutes then suddenly stop)
Macey: Me next. Fang truth or dare?
Fang: Truth.
Macey: What is the one thing you regret the most?
Fang: Leaving Max. (Fang and Max kiss)
All the girls: AWWWWWWW
Edward (whispers): Marrying Bella.
(Sasha, Alex, and Zoe crack up)
Sasha: We all regret that Edward.
Alice: Me next. I got a good one. Bex I dare you to fight Edward.
Sasha: Why didn't she ask her truth or dare?
Zoe: Alice can see the future and Bex ALWAYS says dare.
Alice: Fight Edward.
Zoe: I bet on Bex.
Alex: I bet on Edward.
Sasha: (slaps them both) Shut up and watch.
Bella: No. Don't mess up my husband's face any more.
Bex: Lady you got problems
Renesmee: She ain't no lady, she's a monster or should I say momster. (glares at Bella)
(Everyone laughs)
Cammie: My turn. Jake truth or dare?
Jacob: I'm scared, but truth.
Cammie: is it true your abs are fake? Wow I sound like Tina. (Shudders)
Jacob: (Takes off shirt) Touch 'em they're real.
Edward: He's lying they're fake.
Jacob: You're just jealous.
Edward: (stands up and touches jake's abs)
Sasha: he's feeling him looks so gay. (We don't have any thing against gay people)
Edward: They're fake. (Rips them off)
All: (Gasp)
(A fake six pack falls to the ground to reveal an eight pack.)
Cammie: Zach's are still better.
(At the same time) Max: Fang's are still better.
(Both blush after realizing they said it out loud and Zach and Fang smirk)
Renesmee: my boyfriend is hotter than I thought. But he still lied. (Punches Jacob.)
Zach: Me next. Bella truth or dare?
Bella: Truth.
Zoe: Wimp.
Zach: what's one thing u hate about Edward?
Bella: There are so many to choose from but I'll say the fact that he doesn't have abs.
Edward: Yes I do. (Takes off shirt)
Sasha: At this rate they're going to be stripping at any moment.
Zoe: You'd like that, wouldn't you.
Sasha: Shut up.
Zoe: I have a dare for them.
Alex: What?
Zoe: I want...