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Chapter 6

Summary:

opening night!
im really bad at summaries

Notes:

quick a/n: sorry i’ve been gone for a really long time! and mollie didn’t annoy me into writing like she said she would!! i was finishing school, then i started summer work, then i started another multichapter fic (because i couldn’t get it out of my head sorry). also i’ve had to move my wips to google docs because my school office 365 has been suspended for the summer because my school sucks anygays heres a new chapter finally! also i give up on usernames so we just going with names and we can pretend like it’s the instagram update where it shows their names instead of usernames :) THE ONLY ONE IM KEEPING IS YEETER BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE PETER WOULD MAKE THAT HIS ACTUAL NAME OK BYE

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

theatre boyz
natasha
thor
tony
bruce
bucky
carol
val
yeeter- peter p

[ 6:30 pm ]

bucky: ARE YOU GUYS HYPE OR WHTA
val: whta
bucky: stoppit you know i cant type
bruce: break a leg you guys!!!
carol: PIPPIN OPENING NIGHT LESGOOOOOO
val: lets go gays lets go
yeeter: oh yeah lets do this
natasha: guys

the plan >:)
natasha
tony
bucky
carol
val
yeeter
loki

[ 6:32 pm ]

natasha: GUYS
tony: what?
natasha: this chat has extra served its purpose hehe
loki: what
bucky: nat whats going on
natasha: bruce just told me they kissed!!!!!
yeeter: NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY
natasha: yes!!!
tony: he didn’t tell me first? smh
carol: OMG YAY
natasha: i just saw him in the hallway
natasha: i ran back to the dressing room to get my phone to tell y’all
val: this is amazing
bucky: GUYS WE HAVE TO GO ITS PRE SHOW PEP TALK TIME

science whores:
jemma simmons
fitz
tony
bruce

[ 6:35 pm ]

jemma: break a leg guys!
fitz: we just pulled into the lot, very excited :)
tony: thanks guys! hopefully bruce won’t forget the light cues this time
bruce: oh my god tony, that was one time freshman year
bruce: literally three years ago so
tony: eh

agents of huh?
yo-yo
mack
daisy
jemma
fitz

[ 6:38 pm ]

mack: jemma fitz where are you!
jemma: we just pulled in!
daisy: come on ! we’re in line for kiss the cast
fitz: we’re walking up as fast as we can!!
yo-yo: are you tho?
jemma: oh come on that’s not fair
mack: seems fair to me
daisy: HURRY UP GUYS
fitz: we’re at the front now!!! i see you!!!
yo-yo: WE’RE AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE HURRY UP
jemma: AGHHH ITS TOO CROWDED
jemma: CAN YOU GET ONE FOR TONY AND ONE FOR BRUCE AND ILL PAY YOU BACK
mack: why are you yelling
fitz: i’m guessing caps were still on lmao
yo-yo: got em
jemma: thank you!!!
daisy: going to the seats now, see you in there :)

 

gays only event
tony
bruce
bucky
sam
loki
carol
stephen
steve
natasha
daisy

[ 10:15 pm ]

daisy: @ all the theater kids, y’all were so good!
carol: val and i say thank you!
natasha: you were there?
daisy: yeah, i went with elena mack jemma and fitz
natasha: oh cool!
bucky: @brucebanner
bruce: what?
natasha: i might have told them…
bruce: NAT
natasha: sorry! i just couldn’t not tell them… since we were the ones to set y’all up…
bruce: sigh
stephen: wait what?
sam: ooh spill
daisy: who set up who?
tony: basically bruce and thor had a crush on each other and a few of us theatre kids set them up
loki: aka locked them in a room together for 20 minutes
daisy: ah i see
sam: WHAT HAPPENED THO
bruce: so basically we were supposed to hang out tomorrow after the show but we went to get dinner tonight between school and the show
daisy: ...whos thor sorry im dumb
sam: he was pippin in the show
daisy: oH that kid cool
bruce: and since we didn’t really have a lot of time, we couldn’t go very far and figured since chick-fil-a is close we can go there
bucky: ew chick-fil-a
bruce: i know but this is part of the story
bruce: we go in and get our food then i realize oh shit we’re paying money indirectly to a homophobic person
bruce: so we walk out and i kissed him in the parking lot basically like fuck this
sam: OH MY GOD!!!!!
bucky: i’m so happy for you guys!!!!!
tony: you better not blow me off with your boyfriend also you kissed him?
tony: thats epic shit man
bruce: idek i had a surge of confidence and was lowkey pissed off that such a horrible place can have such amazing milkshakes smh
natasha: thats so awesome man
bruce: thanks you guys :)
steve: man thats so great!
stephen: :))

 

revenge party
thor
bucky
loki
valkyrie

[ 10:20 pm ]

thor: :)))))))))))))))))))))))
valkyrie: SPILL SPILL SPILL
bucky: screenshot.img
bucky: dude this is so awesome!!!!
val: awWWW THAT’S SO CUTE AND ALSO AN AWESOME FUCK YOU
val: im gonna take carol to chick-fil-a just so we can make out in the parking lot
loki: i have to admit thats pretty cute
bucky: aww even the cynic has emotions
loki: excuse you i am not a cynic
val: lmao sure you aren’t

Notes:

what a twist lmao
i low key kinda like this chapter! please let me know what you think!

Edit 5/14/24 this has officially been discontinued because I was cringe (no regrets) but it’s been four years I’m not writing any more <3

Notes:

i hope you liked this you probably didn’t but whatever :/

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