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Dave being the stalker he was, followed Sportsy home. Jack knew, just wasn’t in the mood to care.
As soon as Jack reached his house he immediately went up to his bed and flopped onto it. He quickly remembered that Dace was stalking him and locked his window.
Jack had sworn he heard the front door open but he locked it, and he was pretty tired so he just ignored it.
“Oh, Sportsyyyy!” Jack heard Dave call out his name.
“Oh god no.” Dave was standing in the doorway to Jack’s bedroom.
“Hello there, Old Sport!”
Jack grumbled in response.
“What’s wrong?” annndd, Dave who was now laying next to Jack.
“Hbbshahsh.” Jack’s face was shoved into the pillow.
“I don’t speak hshfhsh, Sportsy. I need English.” Dave turned Jack’s face to him.
“I’m tired, let me sleep.” Jack turned back.
“Awww.” Dave rolled over and now was completely on-top of Jack.
“Ahh, what are you doing?” Jack lifted his head off the pillow.
“I’m laying on you!”
“I see that.” Jack rolled his eyes, “why are you laying on me.”
“Because I don’t want you to sleep, Sportsy.”
“But I’m tired” Jack dragged the last two letters.
“I’ll let you sleep if you kiss me.”
Jack remained silent for a few seconds, “Why do you want me to kiss you so badly Dave?”
“Mmm, ‘cause I want you to.”
“Get off, then I’ll kiss you.”
Dave immediately moved, “Gimme!”
Jack kissed Dave’s cheek, “There, now let me sleep.”
“What- HEY! I want an actual kiss! On the lips!”
“You didn’t specify, I kissed your cheek. So let me sleep.”
“Well, now I won’t let you sleep until you kiss me on the lips for… fifteen seconds!
Jack just stared at Dave blankly, until Dave leaned in.
“Wh-” Jack quickly pushed Dave away.
“What was that for?!”
“Oh I just felt sick, I don’t want to give it to you!” That was a blatant lie.
“But you’re always sick? I think you need to go to the doctors or something.” Dave put his hand to Jack’s forehead.
“Oh no no! It’s fine, it’s just ‘cause I’ve overworked myself!” Jack took Dave’s hand and held them in his own.
“Then you should take tomorrow off, that’s not healthy Sportsy. If you’re overworked then I won’t make you kiss me to sleep. You should sleep now okay?” Dave smiled at him but Jack looked away instantly, he was blushing profusely.
“Thank you.” Jack’s words were muffled from him hiding his face.
Dave scooted closer to Jack, wrapping his arms around him. Jack flinched at the sudden movement but soon turned and snuggled into Dave’s chest.
Jack quickly fell asleep, and Dave soon did too, both cuddling each other.
“Dave.” Jack poked him, “Dave?” He poked Dave again but harder. “Dave!” He shook him then sighed.
Jack jumped ontop of Dave in an attempt to wake him up. It worked.
“What the- Sportsy?” Dave opened his eyes to see Jack sitting on top of him.
“We’re gonna be late!”
“I thought you were taking the day off?”
“I don’t need to, now hurry up!” Jack dragged Dave out of the bed.