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I’m (Jack F. Kennedy) just gonna rant about Dave, using in-game evidence to support everything!
I will explain just how much I love Dave (I can’t I love him more than words can describe).
To Dave, if you read this,
I love ya, ya silly goofball!
I might have more to rant about, so possible updates!
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Hello, I’d like to start off by introducing myself.
My name is Jack F. Kennedy of the Spades system!
I like making myself act like I have more of a soul, so I can “feel” and this makes it much easier for me to have anxiety attacks and shit because I can’t just force certain emotions, I have to do em all.
Anyways, I’m deciding to write this as I was curious as to how Dave would act as a phone head, so me and two pals talked about it.Technically he will be out of character here, but that’s because he’s a phone head. Factory changes people lol!
He’ll be a gen 2 phone, meaning they left him alone in very little aspects, instead of trying to completely overwrite his personality.
I want you all to try to figure out Dave as you read the story from (my) point of view.
It will be written in a mix of semi-1st, semi-3rd? How do I explain that?
Ehh, you’ll prolly figure it out!Anyways, for any Dave’s that might read this,
Hmu bbg/j No but uh- fic me will be a little harsher on you than I actually am (I adore ya man)
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So this was-
I’m so sleep deprived, it’s 2:40 AM and I haven’t even started writing-
Got asked on Sadist’s discord server about Angst ideas and I brought this up, and people wanted to see it-3rd person
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This, I feel wrong continuing the other stories, as they are not accurate.
As my name implies, I am a system. A member of the system “Spade♠️” … I’m going to tell you all the story that is truthfully accurate. How me and Stanley “escaped” the parable.
I am extremely lucky to be out, which I will explain why.
I, The Narrator from the game, The Stanley Parable, will tell you all the story about how I ran into Stanley again, and how we started dating. -
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Narrator frees Stanley after so long of the man complaining. Will there be more? Will people enjoy enough where I have to add a happy ending? We will see with time.
This will be in the poor Narrator’s perspective, and third person. (Or at least the first chapter, [if I decide to add more] will be.)

