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FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
"Just, just look at other possible places you dumbass! There is no way this fucking city do not have other ice cream place!"
"Ah, u-understood sir!"
'What the fuck. Okay. Bakugo Katsuki you need to calm down. You had experienced far worst than this.'
As Bakugo was busy thinking on other ways to prevent Japan from getting destroyed, he saw that some heroes finally arrived at the scene. 'They are so fucking late'. They started to evacuate civilians scattered on the area as well as those who were trapped on some collapsed buildings.
Eventually a hero came to help them too.
He was grateful, okay? It's just that they definitely can't do anything to appease young master's agony over his crushed ice cream. Yup. They were useless unless they gave the choco matcha ice cream that would be the key to save this country.
"Hey you two. Are you guys, alright? Come on, we need to leave this place."
"Nope. We can't. If you don't have the choco matcha ice cream for young master, then scram!"
"Wha-! Look here young man, don't be stubborn and let us go somewhere safe. I have no time to deal with your tantrums now!"
"I also don't have time to talk to your stupid ass! Go away, will you?! Nothing can make young master leave this place without his ice cream!"
"Whatever you say brat! I'll just help this guy instead if you keep on having that attitude!"
The hero then crouched down near Izuku to move him from his kneeling on the ground when something sharp was now touching his neck. He somewhat became nervous feeling some real bloodlust being directed towards him. He cautiously looked up and was met with a pair of red eyes looking like he was ready to commit murder.
"You motherfucker. How dare you touch young master with your filthy hands huh?"
"W-what?"
"Now, I will give you three seconds to remove your fucking hands on young master. Don't think of doing anything funny or else I will make your head roll on the ground with your blood squirting from your headless body."
The hero immediately removed his hands and let it stayed in the air like a soldier who just surrendered a war. The hero felt like his life just flashed before his eyes and made him realise how dreadful his mistake was. He then kneeled with his head on the ground and profoundly apologized to the young man with all his might.
"Please forgive me for my harsh actions towards the other guy. I swear I did not mean it. I just want to make sure you both are okay. I'm sorry if I offend you in some way."
Bakugo just stared with the hero on the ground and slowly retracted his knife.
"Hmpf. Okay, I forgive you since you immediately remove your hands from young master. I may seem lenient now but there will be no next time hero."
"I promise sir!"
"Good. Now get the fuck out of here and just try to find any choco matcha ice cream."
"U-understood!"
The hero immediately ran away from the duo and relayed the requested ice cream flavor over his earpiece.
"There are two teenagers near the central park who are in dire need of choco matcha ice cream! I repeat, we really need to give them the choco matcha ice cream or we will be annihilated! Can you hear me?! We will be murdered I swear to God that kid is a demon acting like a human!"
"Hero Kamui Woods. We need to temporarily mute you from using the earpiece. We think that you are currently stressed and we advise you to take a leave for now. Thank you. - beep-"
"What the fuck?! H-hello?! Are you guys for real?! ARRRGH! SHIT!"
Meanwhile, back to Bakugo and Izuku who were still staying on the same place that was mysteriously not being affected by the still raging earthquake.
"Ne.. Young master. You really need to snap out of it. Please fuck. I will buy you all the ice cream you want just stop this earthquake now." Bakugo still tried to talk to Izuku even knowing it was all for naught.
Bakugo knew firsthand the fucking solution for every drastic phenomenon triggered by his young master's turmoil of emotions. It was either to make sure his demands will be satisfied or call his favorite hero.
Calling his favorite hero seemed to be the most logical solution at the moment as those useless fucktards could not even find young master's fucking ice cream like it was rare or shit. So with a deep breath he dialled a very familiar number and kinda felt nervous to hear the upcoming voice on the other end.
A click was heard and before he could even say a word, a very grumpy voice who sounded like someone who did not sleep for days beat him to it.
"For the last time Bakugo, I thought we already reached an agreement not to call me during my day offs. Just my day off you brat."
"I-I know! That is why I am contemplating whether to call you or not! But I'm sorry, okay?! There is an earthquake happening now and I'm sure you can feel it too old man and don't even pretend to be asleep! I just don't have a fucking choice!"
"Hmm. Ugh. Okay okay. With the way you are speaking so much, I can figure out how bad the current situation is."
"Fuck you old man."
The hero ignored the reply and opened an app on his phone which showed an active green dot with its coordinates placed on a map.
"Okay. I'm near. I'll arrive in 10mins max and I guess just try not to die till I arrive."
"Really, fuck you old man! Just immediately get your shit here faster!"
"Right. Bye."