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To Hashirama’s delight, Madara won the election and became the first Hokage of Konohagakure.
Tobirama is not happy about this.
Unfortunately for Madara, unhappy Tobirama is his secretary.Bookmarked by ItIsWhatItIsAndHonestlyIDontCare
17 Dec 2025
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Alternate Intelligence Suggests by jenks
Fandoms: Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
16 Jan 2022
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Tom, Kyra and Alex, saving each other. (And the world. They’re not officially affiliated with any government, but that doesn’t stop them from doing the central intelligence sector’s job. Over and over again.)
(Future fic, set five years post-S2.)
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17 Dec 2025
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Molting Season by GothMoth for EchoGhost, AlexPiper, SpokenSilence06, SummersSixEcho, miagirl3, Finwe77, UnderForeversGrace
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
26 Apr 2025
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Danny’s eighteen now and still a child ghost, well aware and frankly hopeful that’ll change sooner rather than later. Said change is nothing short of unpleasant though, for everyone involved.
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- Part 22 of Phantom Phang Phucking Phreaking Phantastical Phabulous Phic Phight Phics 7.0 (The 2025 Edition)
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26 Nov 2025
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they're neutral by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Jul 2022
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They buy the 200 fucking pound fountain. It is infuriatingly cheap, and unspeakably difficult to maneuver into any space without removing paint from said space. Rex has to come out and help them hoist it into the garage and several hours pass around the kitchen table, drinking scalding hot mint tea and plotting. Plotting. Plotting.
They’re going to have to bolt the thing down somehow or else people are going to just steal it right from the center of the roundabout. Cody has about twenty bags of unused cement in his garage and some bolts big enough to get through it if need be.
He looks at Wolffe. Wolffe looks at Rex.
(Retired Commander Cody moves into a new neighborhood and becomes furious at the way a nearby roundabout is treated as a dumpsite. He installs a giant Jedi Crest fountain dead in the center of it and accidentally creates a safe place for the diasporic Jedi community to worship.)
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25 Nov 2025
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Long Night in the Valley by Marsalias
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jan 2022
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On paper, the Hero Commission's plan to investigate Midoriya Izuku under the guise of a training course for combating mental quirks is solid; foolproof, even. If Midoriya turns out to be innocent, they can pass everything off as part of the training exercise, assuming he remembered any of it. Otherwise, they could beg forgiveness after the traitor was securely imprisoned in Tartarus.
The paper plan failed to take into account the feral ghosts living in Midoriya Izuku's head, or his equally feral living friends.
Time to bring on the chaos.
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- Part 1 of The Doomsday Planner
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23 Nov 2025