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    We're friends with benefits, right? by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    15 Jul 2025

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    Hal Jordan is afraid he wouldn't be a good partner. He's afraid he wouldn't be a good father. He's afraid he'll fuck things up and doesn't even realize it.

    But with friends with benefits, he could get someone warm to hold at night and when the sun rises, they would part ways and never see each other again.

    That is what friends with benefits are supposed to be.

    Right?

    Then why is Hal living in Bruce's manor, eating his food and co-parenting his kids?

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    Say My Name Like It Matters by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    19 Jul 2025

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    Damian never says more than he means to.
    So when “Drake” becomes “Timothy”, Tim notices.
    Every look, every touch, every word—they’re deliberate now.

    And Damian is done pretending not to notice in return.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Damian Wayne Being The Realest MF On Earth For 10 Minutes Straight by

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    23 Aug 2024

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    Somebody somewhere made a video compilation of Damian Wayne, they decide to watch said video.

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    Gotham-Birds Are Live by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    18 Jul 2025

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    Batman is out of the solar system, so the birds decide that this is the perfect moment to Livestream their patrol! But with a twist to make it a little more interesting.

    And Babs happily takes on the role of host and moderator.

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    i'll be the dangerous ledge (you be the parachute) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU  

    14 Jul 2023

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    Living in Gotham City is always unpredictable.

    However, the stakes that you face are not vengeful rogues or trigger-happy clowns, but rather the mystifying case of a cute guy... experimenting with his laundry? And not, like, some Joker type experiment but... a genuine experiment with a rotating list of detergent types. Maybe which one works best? Maybe he just has no idea how to do his laundry? Who knows?

    You should leave it alone. You should leave him alone.

    Obviously, this does not happen, and you somehow end up friends with Tim Drake.

    For you, chronically lonely for the last few years, this is great. Good. Awesome.

    For the feelings that grow inside you that are decidedly not platonic?

    Not great.

    But... nothing is impossible. Especially here in Gotham City.

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