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>>Ava has started a chat.
>>Ava has named chat LIFE CHANGING REVELATIONS!!!
>>Ava has changed their name to LilHalo.
>>Camila has been added.
>>Beatrice has been added.
>>Camila changed their name to CAMomile.
>>Mary has been added.
>>Lilith has been added.
LilHalo: hi
LilHalo: what’s up guys
CAMomile: Oh wow! A group chat. I’ve never been to one of these :)
Beatrice: Hello.
Beatrice: I haven’t either, Camila.
CAMomile: So what do we do here. Exchange memes???
CAMomile: or… gossip? I heard people call it “spilling tea” which you know me… i love anything tea related
>>Mary has changed their name to ShotgunMary.
Mary: ava what is this.
Beatrice: What’s a meme?
CAMomile: It’s photos… with words. And they’re supposed to be funny.
Beatrice: Oh, okay.
>>Ava has changed ShotgunMary’s name to CliffThrower.
CliffThrower: wow you’re never letting that shit go, huh?
LilHalo: no. it’s my trump card for when I want to get beatrice to beat you up
Lilith: why
Lilith: is my phone
Lilith: blowing up right now
>>Ava has changed Beatrice’s name to Baetrice.
Baetrice: What happened to my name?
CAMomile: 👀🍵
Lilith: Ava, really?
LilHalo: I didn't do anything
Baetrice: Somehow I find that hard to believe.
LilHalo: Not you too, Bea! >:(
Lilith: You should know I'm rolling my eyes
Baetrice: The truth hurts, Ava.
Lilith: Anyway, WHY are you all blowing up my phone
CAMomile: 👀
>>CliffThrower has changed their name to ShotgunM
Baetrice: Yes, I'm curious too.
LilHalo: Did you know that there is something that is a fork and a spoon at the same time?!
Lilith: What.
Baetrice: Yes, I knew that.
LilHalo:I know, right? That's what I said!
Baetrice: Ava, we have sporks in the dining hall.
LilHalo: ... maybe
Lilith: We are going to have so much fun combat training tomorrow...
Baetrice: No one's keeping you here, Lilith.
CAMomile: no, Lilith don’t go! 🥺
→ Lilith has left the chat.
← Ava has added Lilith to the chat.
Lilith: How do I keep getting dragged back into all things.
LilHalo: Hey, look, it doesn't matter. Now we have a place we can all talk when we aren't with each other
Lilith: Ava, we LITERALLY all live together. What are you talking about?
Baetrice: A little bonding won't hurt us. Always good to know your fellow combatants better.
LilHalo: See, exactly! Beatrice gets it
Lilith: whipped.
ShotgunM: whipped
CAMomile: hehe!
Baetrice: I do! I get it.
Baetrice: Lilith, I'll see YOU in training tomorrow.
CAMomile: 👀
Baetrice: I don’t understand what the eyes are for, Camila.
CAMomile: At least they’re just regular eyes.
CAMomile: Not the constant heart eyes Ava shoots out whenever a certain *someone* is around.
LilHalo: I don't want to know what that means, but you guys do you, I guess
CAMomile: Oh Ava… I’m sure your heart eyes work. ;)
Lilith: Bring it on, Baetrice
Baetrice: Uh, Baetrice?
Baetrice: You have something you want to say to me, Lilith?
Lilith: Don't worry, I'll tell you on the training mat tomorrow morning...Baetrice
CAMomile: 👀👀
CAMomile: Bea, do you know what Bae means?
Lilith: Yes, Beatrice, do you?
>>Camila has started a private chat
>>Camila has named the chat Tea <3 <3 :)
Tea <3 <3 :)
Camila: what did you doooo
Lilith: I don’t know what you mean Camila
Camila: ugh
>>Beatrice has started a private chat
>>Beatrice has named chat Why.
Why.
Beatrice: Ava, what did you do?
Ava: What ever do you mean, Bea? Or should I say Bae ;)
Ava: I really can't believe you didn't notice your name
Beatrice: What about my name?
Ava: It's BAEtrice, not Beatrice
>>Ava has started a private chat
>>Ava has named chat sunshine of my life ily help me
sunshine of my life ily help me
Ava to Camila: help.
Why.
Ava: get it?
Beatrice: I'm going to Google this. I will be back. Somehow I don't think I'm going to be pleased.
sunshine of my life ily help me
Ava: REALLY NEED SOME HELP RIGHT NOW
Camila: chill out! what's going on?
Why.
Beatrice: Bae systems international? Ava, I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Ava: No that's not
Ava: Sigh
Beatrice: And why everyone's commenting on whatever 'bae' is.
Beatrice: Is this company even real, Ava?
Beatrice: Their web design is terrible.
sunshine of my life ily help me
Ava: Beatrice is figuring out what her name is and I think I bit off more than I could chew and I'm freaking out
Why.
Ava: Maybe they're real, I don't know
Ava: that's not
Ava: That's not what Bae means
sunshine of my life ily help me
Camila: well
Why.
Beatrice: There's a whole company named after it, Ava, that's what naming something means.
sunshine of my life ily help me
Camila: i'm sorry i have to go to training try mary!!!
Ava: Shit, ok
>>Camila has started a private chat
>>Camila has named chat 🆘 Halo Bearer Help Squad🆘
🆘 Halo Bearer Help Squad🆘
Camila: I just told Ava to ask you for help. Beatrice is trying to figure out what bae means and Ava is freaking out
Mary: great
>>Ava has started a private chat
>>Ava has named chat HAILMARY
HAILMARY
Ava: I am FREAKING OUT right now. How is Beatrice so smart, but just... not
Mary: wow shots fired LilHalo
Why.
Ava: Beatrice, how much do you know about pop culture?
Beatrice: I've watched movies.
Beatrice: I like Taylor Swift, but only her early albums, you know?
Beatrice: I would say I'm familiar with pop culture.
Ava: Yeah absolutely!!!
HAILMARY
Ava: I don't mean it like that! She's just... not getting it.
Ava: she probably likes “Teardrops on My Guitar”
Mary: what
Mary: oh, t-swift?
Mary: i mean ava, it’s a classic
Why.
Ava: Taylor Swift's early albums and movies.... Gotcha
Beatrice: Taylor Swift’s made movies?
Ava: No, she hasn't
Ava: at least I don't think?
Beatrice: See, I'm not the only one who doesn't know things.
Beatrice: I'm sure there's a lot you don't know, Ava.
Ava: So yoU ADMIT
Beatrice: I ADMIT NOTHING
Ava: YOU JUST DID
Beatrice: No
Beatrice: I didn't.
Ava: You're a nun, you can't lie
Beatrice: Poverty, chastity, obedience. Nothing about lying there, hmm?
Ava: I may not have been a nun forever, but I do know that God doesn't like liars
Ava: so DON'T TRY AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT AND HIDE BEHIND YOUR PRETTY WORDS AND ADMIT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BAE MEANS
Beatrice: You
Beatrice: Ava, you aren't a nun.
Beatrice: You haven't taken vows.
Ava: why are you like this, Bea
Ava: Why must you hurt me this way
Beatrice: Okay, Ava, just...tell me what bae means. Okay? Clearly there's something I'm not getting.
Ava: It's just... it's a term of endearment, Bea
Ava: I think you're pretty cool and well
Ava: I think you're pretty Baedass
Beatrice: Thank you, Ava. I think you're...baedass, too?
Ava: Thanks 👍🏻!
sunshine of my life ily help me
Ava: whenver you get back from training. beatrice called me bae. sort of.
Camila: oh congrats ava!!! did you tell her what it means?
Ava: uhm...no, but it's a start?
HAILMARY
Mary: how's it going over there
Ava: I may have panicked a little too much
Ava: Where were you to guide me through this hell
Mary: i was busy. cliff throwing.
Ava: i hate you
LIFE CHANGING REVELATIONS!!!
LilHalo: so who’s ready for training tomorrow?! :D
ShotgunM: AVA GP THF FCK TO SLEEP
>>Lilith has started a private chat.
Lilith: Are you free tomorrow morning? I could use some help at training
Mary: lol
Mary: sure