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On our way out the door, I think it finally clicked with everyone how much taller I really am, well at least for the skeletons. Even though both Mars and I are quite tall I stood out more since I'm almost the same height as Papyrus. Although because both the Underfell bros and the Swapfell bros haven't gotten to the surface yet their respective Amys (Ruby [Underfell] and Amethys [Swapfell]) have never actually seen a monster before so the height difference can be quite jarring, and I can tell by the way that both of their mouths are agape that this was a big shock.
"You guys are fricken' huge!" Amethyst gave a pointed look at Blue who is 2 inches taller than her. She probably thought that Blue would be shorter than her and frankly so did I before I checked their heights earlier and though there is only a 2-inch difference Blue is surprisingly bulky which makes her look smaller than she actually is. 'Guess they didn't notice before because they kept a good distance away from the group.'
Red sent her a smirk. "nah, you're just tiny." At that, I would have to disagree. Being a human myself once upon a time (lol that was like 15 hours ago) Red is pretty freakin' huge. He's built like a flipping truck! Actually, I'm probably exaggerating although, the comic artist for 'Sonner or Later You're Gonna Be Mine' absolutely nailed him. He looks just like the Mafiafell Sans in it but a little smaller. [You can use that as a reference. The art is really good, you should check it out.]
"pfft, so are you." I gave him a smug grin.
"nah, you are a freak of nature. no sans should ever be tall." Rus gave me a lopsided grin and I couldn't help but let out a little chuckle. 'That's racist!'
"not gonna lie, he's kinda right." It was barely audible but I still caught it. I would have questioned how Mars would know but then I thought back to Nightmare's gang. 'If Mars is actually apart of it, then how the heck did he get here?' I know that if Mars traveled with Nightmare they would have probably been all throughout the multiverse so he's seen a lot of Sanses and I guess it really is kinda uncommon to encounter a Sans taller than him.
"what about him?" I point towards Mars. He just gives me a shrug and before he could give a response his brother interrupted him.
"THEY ARE BOTH FREAKS." He gave both Mars and me a glare 'I should just call him glarey.' then headed out the door. 'Now that was uncalled for you turd.'
"He's right." Then Ruby follows but before she left she gave us a grimace. If I didn't know any better I would have thought Ruby was from the same universe as Glarey. Though I still don't know why Ruby is so bitchy in the first place. 'Guess I'll never find out.' I don't like dealing with people with that sort of personality, so I'll just avoid her as best as I can for the time being. Everyone shared a glance then went outside.
The front yard had a walkway that leads to the driveway with a garage of course 'But why the hell aren't they actually using the garage. Weirdos.' and on the side closest to the door, there is a mini flower garden and on the other side was just grass (with a few decorations here and there).
'pfft they have a gnome.' Some of the boys gave me weird looks. What? How could I not laugh. Ever since that gnome meme came out I couldn't take those garden decorations seriously anymore.
The porch was decorated with one of those swinging chairs that those old country homes would have and the two pillars by the steps had flower pots hung onto them. The place was just as extravagant on the outside as it was on the inside. The door is made of mainly glass, it's dark brown in color and the outer walls are made of brick with the roof also being the same color as the door and accents around the outer windows. It followed a similar rustic but modern theme like the inside. [Couldn't find an accurate picture of my description sorry.] In the driveway, there were 3 vehicles, a red convertible, a cobalt motorcycle, and an emerald minivan.
And of course, I notice a similarity. "hey, looks like we found the last amy." The Amys stare at me questioningly. I roll my eye lights. "really, your nicknames." oooooooooooh There were a few chuckles from the lazy crew, and everyone else just ignored it.
Then the bickering started. There were a lot of protests to going in the same vehicle as the Horror bros and a lot of very harsh words directed at them. Sans tried to reason with the aggressors who are none other than 'The Malevolent Glarey' and 'Mcbitch III' but they weren't listening and I can tell Sans just wants to get this day over with so did Amy. I decided to help him out.
"okay! edge, rus, mars, and jupiter you guys go with papyrus. i'm going with sans, the rest of you will go with amy." And of course Black tried to protest again but I quickly shut him down. "no buts, if you don't like it you can walk." "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" Sigh I was getting real tired of his bologna.
[How tf does that pronounce boloney (ノ°益°)ノ ?!?!?].
"if you don't get in the car right now I'll shove my foot so far up your non-existent arse that it'll be coming out of your disgusting mouth." "EXCUSE M-" "and another thing, I don't care who tha' fuck ya' are I just want to get this over with and so does he." I point back to Sans. "if ya' don't like it, again you can walk your sorry ass to tha' store."
My accent got thicker from the anger I was feeling. But that still wasn't enough, Black was about to say something more but I held my hand in front of him. "if ya' say one more fucking thing, I swear to whatever god that's up there I will kick your ass. Do. You. Understand. Me! I got closer with every pause and by the time I was done, we were face to face.
His eye lights were the size of pinpricks and (almost) everyone's mouths were open from shock. 'Oops, guess I got a little heated there.' I took a breath and continued. "i said. do you understand me?" After a few seconds, he recomposed himself and gave me a small nod and hesitantly walked towards Amy's van but not before giving me one final glare. 'Screw you too glarey!'
As everyone got into their respective cars I looked at Sans' bike then at him and wiggled my bonebrows. He looked at me and gave a disapproving head shake, I smirked. Before he could say anything I ran up to him snatched his keys started his bike and plopped him on the back in one fluid motion. "heh, hold on!" I revved up the engine and zoomed off.
"i never agreed to this you bastard!" Sans held my waist for dear life. 'I'm gonna have soooooo much fun.' hahaha
"this is compensation for pissing me off last night." I popped a wheelie and watched his face morph from shocked to straight-up mortified. When we landed I gave him a satisfied grin, he was not impressed but didn't say anything nonetheless. I slowed down just as we caught up with Papyrus and the others, since I didn't know where I was going I'll have to follow them. 'I should probably connect to a satellite soon so I could easily create a map.'
"I shall get on that now sir." After almost sputtering off the road I caught myself and remember yet again that I have a super-intelligent A.I. that can do that for me. I could practically feel Sans' eye lights boring into the back of my skull from my carelessness with his baby. 'I understand completely Sansy, I'm sorry.' With access to a satellite, I can easily connect to the internet and get some info on this world 'annnnnnd watch cat videos.' hehehe
As we passed by the buildings on our way to the mall, I took notice of the various monsters and humans on the sidewalk. They looked relatively peaceful and are just happily minding their own business. 'Damn maybe they can give Ruby some lessons.'
I recognized a few of the places we passed like Walmart and a few fast food restaurants. 'Dang now I really want a burger and some fries. Gasp! Maybe we can get Grillby's later.'
It all kinda reminded me of back home but a little more well kept. The city has a surprising amount of vegetation in it. There were trees, some flowers, and the grass was well taken care of. We passed a very nice park called 'New Home Park' 'What kinda name is that?' It has a pretty impressive flower patch with regular and magic flowers alike.
Sans and I continued the ride with idle chatter here and there, we talked about some of the buildings we passed and how the monsters renovated. There were even a few puns here and there.
It was about 30 minutes later when we started to approach a big shopping mall. It looked like the average mall but scaled up a bit, probably to compensate for the size of monsters, some can grow pretty big (at least I think they can). Though, the name was a bit lackluster. 'New Home Mall? Was that really the best you guys could come up with. Then again this place is named 'New Home'. Jeez, who the frick let Asgore name a whole city?! But I can't really give him too much flak. We humans aren't really that much better.'
There wasn't too much trouble finding a parking spot and everyone was relatively close together, we managed to get spots near an entrance so the walk wasn't very long.
As we stepped through the sliding doors we were overcome with moderately loud chattering and a large crowd of people traveling up and about. The atmosphere and crowd were a bit overwhelming but I adjusted quickly. 'Maybe coming here basically at noon wasn't such a great idea.' I could practically feel how nervous everyone is especially Jupiter, who was fiddling with his gloves. Mars put his hood over his head and looked just about ready to make a run for it. The fell quartet are on the defensive while Ruby and Amethyst look tense. The swap bros seem calmer about the whole situation in general. Amy and Saph are just chatting up a storm together, I'm not even sure if they know we arrived.
"WELL, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE SPLIT OFF INTO GROUPS. MISS AMY WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR 'SISTERS' WHILE SANS AND I TAKE OUR 'COUSINS'?" Papyrus being the smarty pants he is obviously came up with that brilliant idea. "good thinking bro." "Of course I will Paps. What a great idea!" Beamed Amy.
Paps of course hits us with that bright smile he always has. His loud voice garnered us some weird looks but it was ultimately ignored.
Amy rallied up the girls and went on her way giving us a "See you guys later." as she left. Papyrus made a motion for us to follow and lead us in the direction of some stores that would have clothes that would fit us.
"you said you already had clothes chase?" I gave a nod for confirmation. Red spared me a glance then looked back into the crowd while continuing to walk. "since you don't need anything then i'll allow you to explore-" "no need, i've seen enough malls in my lifetime, i will help you guys shop." He gave me a look as if saying 'you sure?' I waved him off and started walking faster. Actually more like skipping....
'I Get To Dress The Skeletons.' I pranced about like a little girl in a candy store and when I glanced back at the boys behind me they were giving me confused looks and they were amplified when my bright grin turned mischievous. 'I wonder what Glarey would look like in a cute pink dress? Or maybe a leotard?' As much as I wanted to play dress up with my giant sized skeleton dolls, Chase's inner fashionista was coming out and I started to think of things that the skelies could wear and things that fit their style. Although I don't think Skeletor would let me dress him. 'Edge may be a relatively chill guy but I don't think he'll let me dress him.' I started to pout while I walked backwards.
After about 5 minutes we arrived at a store that had monster sizes called 'Mistique'. It wasn't too fancy but it had a slightly sophisticated air to it. We all entered and started to look around. I saw a few options for the boys but I decided to leave them to look at clothes for a while to go visit the Amys. Luckily they were right nextdoor to us. 'Convenient as all things should be.'
They were in a store that sold a variety of clothing items including shoes and accessories, so they probably didn't need to go to too many stores. I found Amy and the girls in the dress section, Amy was trying to convince Amethyst and Ruby to get two dresses that would match perfectly with their overall color scheme.
I walked up to them and grabbed a blue latex dress. I held it up to my body. "how do you think it'd look on me?" Sapphire's eyes were open wide and Amy gave me a devious smile. Mcbitch grimaced at me and Amethyst looks contemplative.
"Why don't you try it on." And try on I did. I came out of the dressing room looking like a party girl. Most of my bone was exposed but the dress covered enough. I strutted around the store like a runway model and stopped right in front of the girls. Amy was the first to approve of my new look.
"You look fabulous Chase! With those legs of yours you could pull off any one of those dresses." Ruby gave me a thumbs down but I can tell that she liked it from the way her eyes lit up when I came out. 'You may actually be redeemable Ruby!'
Saph gave me a thumbs up and amethyst just shrugged her shoulders, I can tell she likes it too.
"chase?!" I heard a choked noise and I could recognize that voice anywhere.
"oh sansy~" I gave him the most seductive walk that no man can resist. "there you are!" I deactivated my visor so he could see my eyes, I turned them into upside down hearts that resembled a soul though it still held the blue gradient of my eye lights. When I got close enough to him I bent down low and whispered in his ear. "would you like a piece of me~"
At this point his head was glowing like a lamp bulb and he was left flustered. "u-uh." "ah ah ah." I place a phalange over his mouth. "no need to say anything, let me show you a few things." I stuck my tounge out and licked a part of his exposed vertebrae. I felt a shudder go through him as I stood up straight.
I waited a little for Sans.exe to reboot before I gave him a kiss on the cheekbone and a wink. To say the Amys were shocked would be an understatement. They didn't see the lick because I was blocking their view but they most definitely saw the kiss.
"well i'll leave you to your shopping girls, i'm gonna buy this dress then dip." After buying the dress with Sans' debit card and changing back into my regular clothes I reactivated my visor and dragged the still shocked Sans back into the store we came from.
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Shopping went well, I managed to get everyone to try on some of my recommendations, even Glarey! We finished at 3:13, so now it's time for lunch. Everyone gave places they wanted to eat at but Grillby's was decided in the end.
"WHY WOULD SOMEONE AS GREAT AND TERRIBLE AS I WANT TO EAT AT THAT GREASE TRAP!" Edge wasn't the only one who disliked the idea. The energetic personalities weren't very big fans of greasy foods, except for Blue of course but he doesn't want anyone to know that. "I WILL GO ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE MY DISGRACE OF A BROTHER DOESN'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T APPROVE OF." 'I don't know how anyone could hate Edge, he's such a tsundere.'
"of course boss. but you sure you just didn't want to be left alone at the house?" (Those who didn't want to go were given the option to be dropped off at the house.) Edge's facade started to falter but only for a second.
"w-WHAT! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS, I WOULD BE HAPPY TO NOT HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU CONSTANTLY! BUT NEVERTHELESS I HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE SOCKET ON YOU." If you looked closely you could see a slight blush upon Edgy's cheekbones. Ignoring the huff that Black let out we went on our way.
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The drive to Grillby's was pretty peaceful, Sans managed to get his bike back from me but with us being so close together I could tell he was still a bit flushed from our little moment and me teasing him didn't help. I can be quite provocative when I want to be~.
Grillby was just as amazing as I'd hope. And the food utterly demolished my expectations. The burger was absolutely heavenly, the fries were just as good. 'Never have I ever had anything good in my life.' I would say that my food is on a decent level but this puts my cooking to shame. And just as fast as it came it was gone. 'Dammit.'
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The drive home wasn't too much different from the ride to Grillby's. Although this time Sans teased me back, which caught me off guard. I think our relationship is improving slowly but surely. Though, I don't think it's going to go very far with how nosy he and the other people in the house are.
I like Sans but. . . . 'Aw, who the fuck am I kidding?' I like all of the skeletons even Black though I don't know if I want to go down the 'harem route' like those people who get sucked into this situation in fan fiction. . . .
What should I do?