WhyDoIDoThingsEver



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    “Sir Leon, are you hearing yourself?” Arthur tried his hardest not to groan and patiently listened as his First Knight explained eagerly that…

    “Mordred is a god, Sire!” nodded Leon. Behind him, Merlin snorted.

    “Anything to add, Merlin?” asked Arthur, knowing full well he did indeed have things to say. Arthur just wanted to sleep. He had had one hell of a day filled with back-to-back meetings with nobles and townspeople complaining alike. Being king meant he could never catch a break, it seemed.

    “Merlin, you would know who Emrys is, right?” asked Leon, shifting his focus to him. The knights also leaned in, waiting for Merlin’s answer. He took his time folding Arthur’s clothes before finally looking up.

    “Yes.”

    “It’s Mordred, isn’t it?”

    Another long pause and Arthur had half a mind to send his useless servant to the dungeons for the very valid reason of annoying him. “It is,” agreed Merlin and instantly, Leon’s head snapped back to Arthur.

    Or Merlin will go to any length to make sure he's not revealed as Emrys. Any length.

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    “Why me?” moaned Twilight, too defeated and too appalled to move as he stood like a petrified stone, while one of his traitorous brothers dressed him in the captain’s attire.

    “You look like Warriors,” Legend said dismissively, squinting at the long garment Warriors dared to call a scarf, and furiously muttering to himself as he tried to figure out how to drape it around Twilight’s neck without accidentally strangling him.

    “Warriors looks like me,” Twilight griped. “I was born before him. Like, millennia ago!”

    The vet gave a callous shrug.

    “Tamato, tomato. That’s why you’re his perfect body double.”

     

    Or: Twilight and Warriors shared the same face. So, while the Chain was in Warriors’ Hyrule and the captain suddenly crashed, worn down by battle fatigue and one of Hyrule’s germ-filled sneezes, his brothers decided to step in to help him keep his career.

    (Hyrule also tagged along to repent for getting the captain sick—as a discount Proxi.)

    Warriors was so going to lose his job.

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    Fi returns from yet another of her therapy sessions, and has something to discuss with her brother.

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    A collection of stories about various people and their life after the world they know ends

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    When a confrontation with the G.I.W goes wrong Danny is sent tumbling through a portal in the Ghost Zone.

    Bad news, he ends up in Gotham.

    Worse news, he's stuck as a child.

    Questionable news, he gets adopted by a wannabe human kite.

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