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It's Hard to Go On a Vacation When You're Stuck in a Time Loop

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Photos

To: [email protected]

Giorno,

Here are the photos from our trip. :)

Thank you for joining us!

Bruno Bucciarati.

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Image Description: Trish is posing for the camera, doing a peace sign with her fingers. She is wearing a simple swimming suit. Behind her, there is only the sky and the sea.

"Trish's photo for instagram. What is instagram? Please don't ask me. It's a thing for you youngsters, I believe?"

Image Description: Fugo and Narancia are sitting on the ground. Fugo has his back turned to Narancia, waiting. Meanwhile, Narancia has a bottle of sunscreen in his hand. His other hand is visibly in the middle of slamming down onto Fugo's shoulder. There is a sense of impending doom.

"Impending_disaster.png. Narancia slapped the sunscreen so hard on Fugo's shoulder that the mark is still here."

Image Description: Bucciarati, Giorno, and Narancia are sitting at the edge of the water, smiling at the camera. Bucciarati is holding a fishing pole.

"My attempt at teaching Giorno and Narancia how to fish. They picked it up pretty well. :)"

Image Description: A focused shot of Giorno's face, smiling widely, a happy flush on his cheeks. He is holding a water pistol, droplets of water just about to hit him.

"Your smile when we were doing a water pistols fight. :) It was a pleasure to find on my camera roll. I hope you agree to go on another vacation with us soon."

Notes:

Email addresses are:
- Giorno: G.Giovanna = very proper & professional.
- Fugo: f.pannacotta = 2 options for this 1) The guys who created his email address messed up. They thought "pannacotta" (which is longer) was his last name, so they put it in full. RIP, it was actually his first name. 2) It was all a ploy to get Giorno to call him by his first name.
- Bucciarati: b.bucciarati = very proper & professional.
- Narancia: naran.naran.naran = he's baby.
- Mista: mister.mista = I have no explanation, I just thought it looked cool.
- Abbacchio: moody.b = didn't want to put his real name for the sake of staying anonymous to outsiders. What does the B stand for? is it Blues? is it... something else?
- Trish: spicey.lady = reference to Spice Girl. Also no reference to her real name because she is a Star and is wary about people recognizing her online, even if only through an email address... also, she is not supposed to have ties with the mafia.

As for the @passione.it ending... ".it" is for Italian, & "passione"... I mean, it's very Slick & Smooth to have the name of the secret mafia organization you belong to in the name of your address email (along with a part of your name, too). Right?

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