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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    This is a direct spin-off of my beta reader's fanfiction, "How to School a Mech: A Dissertation on Aggregated Records and Courting Medical Students by Orion Pax" based on a one-off joke they wrote about frat car washes which are a real thing... but would be degenerate in the actual universe of Transformers.

    So the premise of this fic is two wreckers no-homoing it up, partying hard, and having an absolutely deranged frat fundraiser that nobody wants to partake in. Rom com vibes.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.

    Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...

    It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
    ✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
    ✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
    ✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
    ✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
    ❌ Civil war

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Waking up in a place he didn’t recognise with injuries he doesn't recall, Jazz already knew he was in it for the long run. At the very least, he knew these fundamental rules:

    He was Jazz, he was an Autobot, and Optimus Prime was his leader.

    Now, he just wished he could figure out who Optimus Prime was supposed to be.

    Alternatively, Jazz wakes up with no memory of who he is, and decides that instead of coming clean about it, he's going to pretend he didn't have amnesia in the first place. This can only go well.

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    12 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    The Matrix was trying to do something, they just didn't know what. That is, until they summoned someone into their midst.

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    The demon summoning trope has been inverted into something else.

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    10 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Deadlock is going to end the war.

    Not because of any recently developed deep moral conviction against killing other mechs. Rather, from an outside perspective it’s starting to look like Ratchet might actually explode—like a ticking guilt bomb—if even one more mech dies in his med bay. And decidedly, if Deadlock is able to surmise this from the corner of the med bay they have shoved him in, Ratchet must be barely hanging on by a thread. And Deadlock has unfortunately come to the realisation that his world might truly collapse if Ratchet dies.

    The solution is obvious:

    Deadlock is going to kill Megatron.

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    09 Apr 2026