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    Cozytober 2024
    Prompt: Fall Road Trip

    Podfic of the places that words let us go by kbirb.

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    Jason can talk to ghosts. Well, no. Jason can talk to one ghost, the others require a little help. That isn't the issue here though. The issue is that this morning Jason's toaster apparently decided to grow sentience and his ghost is insisting he needs help, specifically Constantine's help. Which he doesn't, thank you, Robin. Unfortunately ghost children are very irritating and Constantine is unfortunately not currently on sabbatical in Hell so working with the irritating Brit it is.

    Written for Jay/John week 2025 Week 1: Urban Spirit Guide

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    It’s not that Jason’s scared, per se.

    Really, he’s been in much more dangerous positions. When he was six, he ran from the police for the first time. At nine, a thug cornered him in an alley and threatened to shoot. He’s been living on the streets for years, and adults haven’t been in the picture for a while.

    Gotham winters are harsh, but Jason’s survived them with nothing but spite and extra newspapers. Gangs patrol the streets more often than the Bat, so Jason knows their routes better than the vigilante’s. He knows just how to avoid CPS, how to fight through a fever, how to find the very best hiding spots when a mugger gets too trigger-happy with his rifle.

    The point is, he’s fine.

    But he’s slowly toeing the line of freaking the hell out.

    OR:
    Jason hates dogs and really hates choking, and Dick hates seeing a scared kid on the street.

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    Jason thinks maybe he’s seen all group chats have to offer. Maybe he knows what they are.

    But ohhhh boy was he wrong.

    There are like, twenty-odd numbers here. Jason knows none of them. What the fuck. Texts flood his phone —his personal phone. How the fuck did that happen and who the fuck did it.

    Someone names the chat ‘magic users (vigilantes)’

    Someone texts “I’m not a vigilante.”

    Someone renames the chat to just a period under the logic, “Too conspicuous and also not entirely accurate.”

    Jason wonders if the previous chat name implies that there’s a chat for villains as well.

    OR

    what if all the silly little magic DC skrunkles had a group chat and jason ended up getting involved lmao
    mayyybeee just an excuse for me to expand on all-caste shit

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    Tim pulled out a notebook and clicked his favorite green pen. His mother would criticize him for making a project plan without doing a SWOT analysis first, but he figured he could get away with breaking corporate protocols for this particular project.

    Tim’s 7 step plan to get Bruce to adopt Jason, he wrote with a flourish.

    ***

    Or, eight-year-old Tim hatches a plot to convince his neighbor to adopt the street kid he brought home with him and gets more than he bargained for in the process.

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    ❝ thanatophobia:
    (n.) the phobia of losing someone you love ❞

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    This must've been the first dream about that night in many years. The first night terror in a month or two, actually. Percy was twenty-one now, years after the end of both wars and over a decade after that wretched night. However, he knew the ending scenes of his dream were far from what really happened. While he would have liked to introduce Gabe to the wrath of Medusa earlier, that only happened after his first quest. At ten years old after his mother's death, Percy did not stand up at fight. He ran. He ran and ran and ran until he collapsed in an alleyway, near ready to follow his mother's descent. He may have been successful, if he hadn't met Gotham's Dark Knight. Percy sat up in his bed, his memories effectively pushing the sleep from his system. Batman had scooped him up and whispered promises of a better life, one with his friend Bruce Wayne. Percy could never recollect how he ended up in a plush bed inside Wayne Manor that same night, or how he ended up joining the coveted Wayne family. All he knew of was the gentle hands of their butler tending to his wounds and the warm smiles of Bruce Wayne and his other ward: Dick Grayson.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jason Todd, in (the) possession of an alternate universe Gotham, must be in want of a way home.

    ...Right?

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    It's odd for Bruce to see as many of his kids at the table together as he is right now, but it's not odd to see them all arguing, screaming about banning, holes, and crowbars..?

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    Jason is temporarily tasked with watching over Charlotte Emily, a little girl who happens to be equally protective of the kids in Crime Alley.

    If only that’s where the similarities ended.

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    Wesley Browne was done. He was finished. He had gotten into a fight for stupid reasons and now his scholarship was on the line.

    Jason Todd was annoyed, he was probably going to get detention and he was definitely going to be chewed out by Bruce. But at least his day takes an interesting turn when he meets an orange haired boy with glasses, who also happens to have a stutter.

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    Constantine gets a call for potential magical activities in Gotham. He gets way more than he bargained for.

    Batman is going to be pissed.

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    Jason decides to sleep over at the manor for the first time since his resurrection but is surprised to find that Tim Drake is sleeping in his bed.

    KidTim started using the second Robin's bedroom as his safe space when the stresses of taking on the mantel himself became too much. He would calm down by imagining his favorite hero was there supporting him and keeping him safe. He knew it was silly, but it became a useful way for him to cope when his anxiety was particularily bad.

    What happens when Tim never grows out of the habit, even after the Red Hood attack, and now Jason has returned to the manor?

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    在經歷了幾個「非常艱難的星期™」(可能涉及被綁架和輕微拷問)之後,傑森認定,鼓舞自己的最好方法就是在凌晨三點闖進莊園吃點消夜。

     

    結果,他並非唯一一個還醒著的人。
    (Jason Todd中心向/好廚師Jason/歡樂蝙家人)

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    Okay, I have to ask-" Red Hood started seeming to break out of some kind of revery, "Is the orangutan your doing?"

    "No!" She exclaimed, indignant. Then continued in a slightly questioning tone, "At least- I don't think so..?"

    "Your uncertainty is very reassuring." The sarcasm in his voice was not appreciated. She was having a banana-based existential crisis.

    -----

    The continuation of Inconveniences, Cultists, and the Warehouse of Rejected Toys, brought to you through the perils of the Author Curse.

    After finding Jason hanging above that destroyed warehouse, the Batfam are determined to find out exactly what happened. The consequences of this decision spiral and culminate into a hectic week involving many discoveries of magic, missions of mayhem, and rather personalized bouts of madness.

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    ... get your father a gift.

    Dick Grayson meets a kid jacking tires in Crime Alley.

    JTW Summer 2025, Day 3
    Accidental Child Acquisition | Pre-Robin Jason Todd | Coming of Age

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    Inspired by dont_let_me_grab_the_mic’s absolutely heartbreaking masterpiece “I think you’re holding the heart of mine.”

    What if Bruce died but his kids were alive and had a bit of a sour relationship with him before. Two chapters of angst, one chapter of hugs.

    EDIT: now featuring a (very) short superbat epilogue *jazz hands*

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    Tim hadn't been out on patrol since Red Hood showed up. He'd hardly stepped foot in the Batcave since then. So, fine. He didn't have to help out as Robin. Contrary to popular belief, he wasn't completely useless outside of the suit. He had plenty of other ways to help out with the Red Hood situation.
    Primarily, he had a kick-ass resume and a strong work ethic.

    Or.

    Tim gets sick of getting pushed to the side and decides to get a job working for Red Hood to gather information. His best plan? Probably not. But it definitely got results.

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    Jason offers to give Tim a ride back to the manor. What was suposed to be a painless drive is awkward and cold with ghosts of the past haunting every mile.

    Until Tim decides to put on some music, that is.

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    Basically just a crack fic where Jason and Tim bond over Tyler, The Creator :)

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    Continuation of this

    Vlad thought his son, Jason, was dead, killed in Ethiopia. Little did he know that he had returned, and Danny was about to find out...Now, how is the young half ghost going to break this news to the Fruitloop?

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    It was probably supposed to be worrying, but Jason didn’t find it very strange. It was routine. He had it all mapped out. It of course being the monthly seizures. Of course he didn’t plan to tell anyone. Why would he, when he was already managing it just fine on his own.

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