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“Have you heard the rumor that there keeping the Bermuda Triangle in the basement?”
“Wha-” The feline was not prepared for this kind of thing at 2 AM “The entire Bermuda Triangle?”
“Yes”
“In the basement???”
“Yes”
“Michael, that seems kind of unlikely”
“So does your entire existence, and yet here you are”
“Fair point”
A groan interrupted the two “Will you idiots please shut up? If I’m awake any longer I’m going to burn myself alive”
“...damn that’s kinda dark dude”
“So is this room, which usually means your supposed to be sleeping!”
"Okay, okay, goodnight mister edgelord"
"I don't know what that means, but I'm too tired to care"