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Kermit falling from roof video here
👍 As part of his bad luck, the following has happened:
- Falling straight into the Cryo Regisvine hole and forgetting to deploy his gilder
- Encountering not one, not two, but three Eye of Storms in a single day
- Has fallen off of the Wangshu Inn balcony, both by accident and on purpose by a certain someone who was in a very shitty mood
- Statues of the Seven have not healed him before
- Is also the final original four-star to be featured in a banner. RIP