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    so we don't kill the ones we love by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    20 Apr 2023

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    Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.

    With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.

    Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.

    And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    30 Nov 2025

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    just two guys being dudes being moirails and smooching a little by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Apr 2021

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    DAVE: yeah id be down

    DAVE: just two guys being dudes being moirails and smooching a little im not opposed

    DAVE: if youre cool with that

     

    A few options flit across your mind. The first is picking up the couch cushion next to you and screaming into it for a solid minute. The next is just screaming, sans-pillow. The third is, of course, throwing in the towel and flinging yourself off the meteor, because it is abundantly fucking apparent that you possess an inherent incapability to maintain any simple, good relationship without getting your feelings in a bullshit fucking twist.

    You decide to do none of this.

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    23 Nov 2025

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    an aspiring novelist with a crippling addiction to gay alien porn by for NothingSoDivine

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    14 Feb 2016

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    Title translation for Alternian readers:
    IN WHICH THE ALIEN PROTAGONIST ATTEMPTS TO BOND MORE CLOSELY WITH HIS MALE TROLL FRIEND, ABOUT WHOM HE HAS CONFUSED ROMANTIC FEELINGS, VIA THE MEDIUM OF EROTIC LITERATURE WRITING.
    RATED 8+ SWEEPS FOR MENTIONS OF EQUIPMENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE, GENITALIA, CONCUPISCENT ACTIVITES, AND FREQUENT FREUDIAN SLIPS.

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    20 Nov 2025

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    You Talk Way Too Much by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    03 Dec 2019

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    dave and karkat become moirails and then more

    (fan comic)

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Dream a Little Dream of Me by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    08 Sep 2019

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    Karkat meets Dave in some dream bubbles

    ((fan comic))

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