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OM Brothers with an MC That Gets Catcalled

Prologue 

With a semester over at RAD, Diavolo had given into your request to take the brothers to the human realm. It wasn’t that they hadn’t been there before, but you wanted to show them places that meant a lot to you, and how could he say no to your puppy dog eyes? 

you had just finished some shopping in some of your favourite stores, picking up some pieces you just couldn’t find back at devildom. you wouldn’t say you dressed up, but you were especially happy with what you were wearing today. As you approached a group of men on the sidewalk while walking, you started to get that vibe from them. Before you could even grab a brothers hand to get them to leave you alone, the comments started. Some creepy, some even vulgar , you tucked your head down and sped walked by them, doing your best to keep yourself together, and most importantly - safe. What you had forgotten was that you weren’t alone this time, and that the boys were there. You wouldn’t have to handle this alone, and that would become inherently clear to you.  

Lucifer

• “Can I masturbate by looking at your photo? Just one picture sweetheart”
• what the fuck???
• What a crude thing to say to a stranger
• Before he could even stop to deal with it, he watched you almost fold into yourself, avert your eyes and speed up your walking pace
• you looked... nervous??? Afraid even
• he matched your pace and took your wrist and tried to get a better look at you
• it was then that you realized you were with someone today, and wouldn’t have to worry about your safety
• if you didn’t wanna talk about it there and then, he would hold your hand and continue walking, distracting you and ensuring you two looked like a couple
• later that night back in his study, he sat and held you as you talked about what it was like in the human world for minorities, along with the dangers of being alone in the city
• your response was the only way you could guarantee some semblance of safety, which broke his heart a little bit
• he was always knew humans were capable of horrid things, he just forgot how nuanced and manipulative those situations can become
• whenever you are out now in the human world with him, he ensures you two look like a couple, as to avoid being targeted
• he never mentioned it to you, but he took care of that man
• he’ll never tell you exactly what he did, but that guy had a history of being a creep
• He had it coming to him
• satan’s methods were quick and aggressive, while lucifer indulged in taking his time. They deserved it.

Mammon

• “I dare you to squeeze her tits!!!”
• It took him a moment to register what they had said.
• instantly swerved to deal with these assholes
• before he could even finish his string of insults, they interrupted him to hurl you one last comment
• “Get back here so I can make you pay!”
• what?
• he whipped his head around to see that you were a good 50 meters down the street, head down and walking briskly
• he ran to catch up to you, and grabbed you by the shoulder
• he saw your face... you were clearly distraught, but were avoiding his gaze
• he pestered you until you talked to him about it
• this was... normal??? I think tf not
• he was really pissed of that you put up with this on a regular basis
• you guys went home and spent the day doing feel good low key activities
• he was holding you while you two watched a movie, and as you fell asleep he watched you in awe
• How can someone so fragile be so strong ?
• man he really doesn’t like the human world
• will try to get you to do other stuff with him whenever you mention needing to go back to do stuff

Leviathan 

• You didn’t mean to look at him, you were just walking by. how did that brief moment of eye contact make him assume he could say that shit???
• “I’m thinking of how I’d stick it in your ass”
• “you know you want it!”
• he gave them a glare, and as a anxious boy he was already holding onto your hand
• was not expecting you to pick up you pace tenfold
• “w-oah slow down!”
• “oh- sorry.”
• you had forgotten that you weren’t alone. 
• “let’s go home.”
• you snuggled into him in his bedtub, his tail wrapped around you while he played a video game
• you were still pretty quiet.
• he paused his game and put his arms around you
• “wanna talk about it?”
• and so you did
• he was genuinely upset about what you had to go through, no one should have to feel unsafe while simply walking
• when you brought up the fact that women in relationships are targeted less, be became a stuttering mess
• he was blushing, but happily agreed to protect you next time you went out together
• he was proud of you for having to put up with mans sins, even though you never asked for such
• you were so strong in his eyes

Satan

• you were chatting with him, but as you approached them you went quiet and kept your gaze hard and straight ahead
• “A pretty girl like you should smile more sweet cheeks!”
• ofc he was pissed, but he was more focussed on you. as you ignored them, he smiled to himself, proud that you didn’t give them the benefit of a reaction.
• however, his gut dropped when he heard them shout a string of harsher comments at you. What set him off was the final thing they shouted
• “ungrateful whore!”
• he swung around to deal with them, but you grabbed his wrist and continued to walk away
• before he could cap his temper, he caught a look at your face
• your hair blocked a better part of the view, but an undeniable terror and fear was present. That’s when he shifted his focus to you, rather than making them pay.
• He’s smart enough to figure out why, and all he could do was pull you into a tight hug to ground you
• how scary it must be to instinctively fear for your safety, every time a stranger tries to advance on you
• you sat at a cafe and talked about it, while he rubbed little circles in the back of your hand
• it was so cruel and unjust they way the human world functioned. that’s something he never understood
• that night he left HOL and returned bloody and smug
• they had it coming to them
• not like lucifer objected. 
• At least it was quick. can’t say it was painless though

Asmodeus

• “you look like you give a good blowjob sexy”
• absolutely not.
• he’s all for a flirty comment with someone whose interested
• that’s a breach of consent, so yeah, no thanks. 
• as he charmed them to shut tf up, he realized you weren’t anywhere in sight
• he panicked at first, but spotted you close to a block away, head down and walking fast
• once he caught up, he was really quick to coo over you, and demanded you return to HOL for a self care session
• while sitting in the bath together, he washes your hair while you talk about your experiences in the human world
• you guys opened up together, and you were vulnerable about how it’s affected you.
• you ended up falling asleep cuddled up to him while he hummed a gentle tune, fingers gently playing with your hair
• you felt safe with him, and he couldn’t be happier about that
• he may be the avatar of lust, but it’s humans that are punished for their harmful and nonconsensual acts of lust
• he’s truly sad that his sin is responsible for so much fear and hurt in your life, but there’s a special place in hell for those people
• and he can’t wait to meet them
• whenever you want to go to the human world, asmos at your hip
• you two act as a power couple, and he helps with your confidence
• you hold yourself high and take confident strides, reducing the likely hood of being targeted 
• of course it still happens, but asmo simply takes a mental note of who they are. Though it’s the sub demons under his sin that do the punishing, he can’t wait to visit the ones that personally hurt you

Beelzebub

• “Damn, nice legs!”
• as he looks to you to gage your reaction, they throw another comment
• “why don’t you look at me bitch?”
• his heart breaks at your face, an expression of fear and disgust, but the fact that you keep you head down and keep walking makes him hurt even more
• your reaction almost makes it seem that this is… normal? no, it couldn’t be…. right?
• you mutter a simple
• “let’s go home”
• and he is very quick to do so
• you two make yourself a snack and drink, and you are unusually quiet. 
• he really doesn’t wanna pry, but you’re tense and off still
• “hey, talk to me…”
• you cuddle up to him on the couch, and open up about everything
• this man is so sad that something as simple as walking through a city can be fatal to targeted people
• you mention that people are killed, hurt and raped over stuff like this, he’s much more protective
• “you can cry if you want, I’m here. you’re safe now”
• you didn’t realize you had even needed to cry until you were.
• he held onto you while you let it out, rubbing your back and rocking you ever so slightly
• he knows why lilith loved humans, but sometimes it hurts to know that they are capable of great amounts of sin/harm

Belphegor

• “oh fuck I would cum in that mouth!”
• what?
• did he hear them right??
• the only reason he didn’t kill them there and then was because he was holding your hand, and was pulled as you sped up
• “why’d you stop me I-”
• the look on your face said it all.
• he’s seen it before. it honestly scared him a little. You haven’t felt that way around him since… you know.. that.
• that’s when he realized the severity of the situation
• “cmon brat, let’s go home.”
• he pulled you into the attic for a nap, lying on top of you like a pillow
• you were still off, and your face looked like you had retreated into a mental shell
• he didn’t say anything to get you to talk, he just kept staring at you until you would
• man, this is why he hated humans at times.
• this was “normal” for you??????
• he is not happy at all about this
• he made sure that you knew that this was not normal, and you weren’t deserving of such treatment
• he can be an asshole about it at times, but he’s trying
• he’s got youngest child syndrome, give him a break
• that night you snuggled up to beel and belphie in their room
• belphie snuck out to deal with them
• he could wait until they go to hell, but then asmo would get to deal with them, and that’s not fair
• you think lucifer has a sadistic streak?
• you should’ve seen what belphie did to them
• he isn’t sorry, and never will be
• they deserved every minute of it.