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Oh my lord, hi guys! As you know, I’ve been practically dead this entire month. And I am sorry about that! But a bit’s happened since I was on here!
For example, I got talked out of commuting suicide by two teens who are suicidal themselves. Legit, we had a group chat after they talked me down, and we just vibed.
Second of all, I got high off of adrenaline and sugar and ‘married’ a friend I invited to said group chat. That was fun. My two suicidal friends ‘married’ each other too!
Third; I somehow adopted 40 something suicidal kids, who all adore me and I them. It started off with me adopting one extremely suicidal child. I think my exact words were “Fuck it. I’m adopting you now, and I will love you UwU” well the rest of my kids saw this and though, ‘huh. Love and affection’ and is 1 child turned into 4. Then 4 became 13, 13 became 25, 25 became 36, the. 36 became like 42.
Fourth, I got a girlfriend! Yes, it was my ‘wife’. I find it funny that I married her first, adopted about 42 suicidal kids and THEN asked her out, but you know. Life.
Fifth, me and my kids had a bunch of panic and anxiety attacks, threatened death and got lectured by my girlfriend( Btw, baby. If your on here, thank you for that.)
Sixth, some motherfucking asshole statutes that stupid fucking whale challenge again and sent invitations to some of my younger kids. Oh, I was and am pissed about that. I had an angry anxiety attack cus I was worried.
Seventh, had a talk with my kids about self harm(we all needed it, tbh)
Eighth, one of my children found out how to ducking BLACKMAIL ME. He threatens to tell his mother(my girlfriend) if I don’t say I love myself when I really don’t. He asked me to write an essays the other day listing 500 reasons why I should love myself and be lived. I refused and he said, and I quote, “I’m telling Mommy.”
but yeah. That’s what’s been happening! So sorry I’ve been dead. I’ll try to post, but no guarantees. Love you all! <3