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cl: so im gonna add jimin and taehyung now i guess
cm: ok
cm: ok
acl: ok
cl: wait
-cl changed cm’s name to cm 1-
-cl changed cm’s name to cm 2-
cm 1: im nMajon
cl: ok
cl: wait who tf
cm 1: namjoon*
cl: 😭
cm 1: ahut hp
cl: WHEIWJWJWIE
-cl added sexy porn star to the chat-
-cl removed sexy porn star’s permissions to leave-
sexy porn star: what is cl cm 1 cm 2 s and acl
cl: cult leader, cult member 1, cult member 2, sacrifice, and assistant cult leader
sexy porn star: excuse me what
cl: you heard me
cl: well
cl: not literally but
cl: yeah
-cl changed sexy porn star’s name to cm 3-
cm 3: i wanna be the assistant assistant cult leader
cl: too bad
cm 3: fuck you
cl: do u kniw who i am
cm 3: a bts member
cl: yoongi
cm 3: oh shit
cm 3: nvm sorry hyung
cl: mhm
cl: your code name will be
cl: lettuce
cm 3: i
cm 3: ok
cm 3: sexy :)
cl: what the fuck
cm 3: idk
cl: anyways
cl: gae tae gae tae gae tae
cl: oops
cm 3: i
cm 2: zBaisnwodjromeaoskfkrkeps
acl: hahahahahahahahahahaha taehyung u loser
cm 3: shut upjungkook
acl: how u know its me
cm 3: u the only one who calls me a loser
acl: oh
acl: ahahaha ur nit assistan aistsan cult leader
cm 3: at least i cant type
cm 3: can*
cl: sureeeeeeee
acl: HWUDBTITNYJTNWNABA ABAHABHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cm 3: fuck off bitch
acl: :(
acl: yoongi hyung he called me a bitch
cl: apologize
cm 3: oooooh yoongi hyung has a crush on jungkook
-cl has changed cm 3’s name to s 2-
s 2: NOO
s: hahahaha hi buddy
s 2: dont talk to me
s 2: who are you
s: hobi
s 2: why areyou a s?
s: idk
cl: hoseok.
s: what
cl: stop lying
cl: anyways
s: im not
cl: you are
cl: ANYWAYS!
cl: Taehyung apologize or we’ll kill you before we kill hobi
s 2: what
s: what
cl: did i stutter?
s 2: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
s 2: no
s 2: hes a bitch
acl: 🥺
-cl changed s 2’s name to ts-
ts: whats ts
cl: the slave
ts: no
cl: yes
ts: fuck you
cl: you wish
ts: no
-cl added :9+(8 to the chat-
-cl changed :9+(8‘s name to cm 3-
-cl removed cm 3’s permission to leave-
cm 3: what
cm 3: hey guys 😁
cl: shut up
cm 3: what did i do
cl: just stop talking
cm 3: :(
ts: aye dont be rude to my boyfriend
cl: shut up slave
ts: sorry
cm 3: wtf
cm 3: tae?!
ts: hi
cm 3: wtf is this
cl: a cult
cl: your code name is
cl: hmmmm
cm 3: nice code name kmao
cl: kmao?
cm 3: lmao*
cl: mhm
cl: your code name is
cl: bowl
cm 3: no
cl: fine
cl: cookie
acl: i thought i was cookie
cl: bitch yourc ode name is cheese
cl: also youre kookie not cookie
cm 3: lamaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao
acl: cri
cl: dont cry over a name
acl: ok
acl: r u gonna add txt or no
cl: yes
cm 3: YEAH U MAZKE ME FEEL SO MMMMH MHMMHHMMHHHHHHDISHFIEHFKGBG HELP I HAVE IT STUCK IN MY HEAD
ts: lol
cm 3: lol
-cl added Soobin, Taehyun, Yeonjun and two others to the chat-
Soobin: oh shit yeonjun
Yeonjun: waht
Yeonjun: oh shit
cl: 😂
Kai: I FEEL LIKE A ANIME GIRL
Soobin: bitch what
Kai: U KNOW
Soobin: no
Kai: WHEN THEY PUT THE TOAST IN THEIR MOUTH
Kai: AND DONT HOLD IT
Kai: AND ITS HANGING THERE
Soobin: ...
Kai: IM DOING YHAT WITH A POPTART
Soobin: nice
Kai: :D
cm 2: hii txt
Kai: HO
Kai: HI
cm 2: HO?!
Kai: 😜
cm 2: IWIFHEOWHDOR
Beomgyu: shoot me
cl: ok
Beomgyu: wait what
cl: joking
Beomgyu: 😩
Beomgyu: ooos
Beomgyu: 😭*
acl: back off beomgyu hes mine
acl: wait
cl: ...
cm 2: OH SHIT
cm 1: SHIP
acl: i didnt say that.
ts: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
s: :<
Soobin: whos even talking
Yeonjun: ye
cl: ill copy and paste my notes
A/N: THESE ARE MY ZCTUAL NOTES SO I DONT FORGET THE STUFF SOFBTOGNGOGJ
cl: Yoongi: cult leader (code name aye aye) cl
Jungkook: assistant cult leader (code name cheese) acl
Hobi: sacrifice (code name hoe) s
Namjoon: cult member (code name the lord) cm 1
Seokjin: cult member (code name coffin) cm 2
Taehyung: the slave (code name lettuce) ts
Jimin: cult member (code name cookie) cm 3
Soobin: whhat
Beomgyu: what did taehyung do
ts: nothing
cl: insult jungkook
Soobin: are u and jungkook dating
cl: no lol
Kai: JUNGKOOK LOVES
Kai: YOONGI
Kai: Hahhaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah how cute
acl: >:(
cl: i have an idea
cl: kai would you like to be assistant assistan cult leader?
ts: WHAT?!
Kai: OMG YESSSSSS I DO I DO I DO I WOULD LOVE TO
Soobin: you would think he’s getting married
Yeonjun: fr
-cl changed Kai’s name to aacl-
aacl: AYEEYEYEYEYYEYEYEEEEEEEEEEEE
cl: your code name will be
aacl: UHUHUHUH
cl: gucci
ts: >:(
aacl: OOH YESSSSSS
Beomgyu: wheres my ba-
Beomgyu: wheres taehyun
Soobin: 👀
Yeonjun: 👀
aacl: 👀
Beomgyu: whaat?
Soobin: 👀
Taehyun: GUSTGUYSGUYSBUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGSUGSUGUYSBUGSUSYGSS
Taehyun: I JUST GOT TICKETS FOR THE BTS CONCERT
Soobin: i
Taehyun: WAIT THIS ISNT OUR GC
Taehyun: WAHT IS THIS
cl: hi
Taehyun: WHo
cl: yoongi
Taehyun: MIN YOJ GI?!
cl: yes
Taehyun: ADIOS
Beomgyu: BRO CHIKK OOUT
Taehyun: CHIKK OOUT?!
Beomgyu: YK WHAT I MEAN
Taehyun: GIRL IM A FREAK YOU SHOULDNT SAY THOSE THINGSSS
Beomgyu: IM JIST TRYNA GET INSIDE YOUR BRAIN AND SEE IF YOU CA;WORK ME THE WAY U SAY
Taehyun: ITS OK ITS ALRIGHT I GOT SOMETHING THAT YOU GON LIKE
Beomgyu: HEY IS THAT THE TRUTH OR ARE YOU TALKING TRADH
Beomgyu: IS YOUR GAME MVP LIKE STEVE NASH
Soobin: im sorry anout them
cl: its fine