Chapter Text
The Three Losers
OwenIsStinky: What did you two do??
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: ...
Decaf4All: ...
OwenIsStinky: You're not in trouble, I just want to know how many cover stories to make and witnesses I need to bribe. /HJ
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: isn't that a job for
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: coffeeboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Decaf4All: Wow...
OwenIsStinky: Wow...
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: :))
Decaf4All: I never thought I'd see him say it, once more, in all lower caps.
OwenIsStinky: I-I'm so proud :,))
Decaf4All: That said, Tosh and I switch off and
OwenIsStinky: it's my week.
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Decaf4All: And it returns...
OwenIsStinky: Fear
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: why you have to message creepily
Decaf4All: What on
OwenIsStinky: earth do
Decaf4All: you mean,
OwenIsStinky: Owen?
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: THAT!
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: I MEAN THAT!!
OwenIsStinky: Wow, he
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: dontudare
Decaf4All: is using punct--
OwenIsStinky: uation too??
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: wtf
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: u can't just split words like that
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: i l l e g a l
#Comments-and-Suggestions
(Torchwood 3 Server)
Owen: !file complaint
HUB BOT: ...Filing Complaint Form
Would you like this sent to DMs? Type "Y" for "Yes" and "N" for "No"
Owen: y
HUB BOT: Complaint Form Sent
Check your DMs, Owen!
The Captain: Can't wait to read that!
BANNED: Sir, perhaps it's best for professional reasons to keep commentary out of #Comments-and-Suggestions ... Just for privacy reasons.
Tosh: Ian, you do realize that you
BANNED: can change my name back? Yes, I am aware. I just like to make Jack see the reminder of his failure. :))
Suzie: as u should tbh...
Tosh: Fair enough.
The Captain: Jokes on you! I don't feel shame!
HUB BOT & Owen
HUB BOT: Complaint Form
What is your complaint?
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: tosh and coffeeboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii keep acting suspisous and doing the whole finsihing sentence bit
HUB BOT: Complaint Form
We have: tosh and coffeeboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii keep acting sus
Is that correct?
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: yes
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: wait no
HUB BOT: Complaint Sent
Complaint has been directed toward the HR and Tech areas of torchwood: Cardiff. Opening conversation on Server, now.
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: WHAT???
COFFEEBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfanatic: no no no no no
#Ticketbox-1
(Torchwood 3 Server)
HUB BOT: Complaint Received for Tech and HR
tosh and coffeeboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii keep acting sus
BANNED: Really
Tosh: Owen
BANNED: ?
Tosh: Didn
BANNED: 't
Tosh: realize
Owen: go away
BANNED: that
Tosh: you
BANNED: cared
Tosh: this
BANNED: much
Tosh: .
Owen: i hate it here
BANNED: Hey, that's
Tosh: Ianto's line!
BANNED: Kinda rude t--
Tosh: o take someone
BANNED: 's line lik--
Tosh: e that.
Owen: its also rood to bully me with a formal complaint
BANNED: Right, and that
Tosh: "formal complaint" includes
BANNED: the term "sus"
Tosh: ?
BANNED: ?
Tosh: ?
Owen: @The Captain, stop the madness
HUB BOT: User: The Captain doesn't have access to this chat. Try again.
Tosh: Even Jack can
BANNED: 't hear you
Tosh: now.
BANNED: :))
Tosh: :))
Owen: AAAAAAAAAAAA
#tea-and-sympathy
(Torchwood 3 Server)
Owen: ah yes
Owen: finally
Owen: so i am currently being by peasants
Tosh: Oh no, Owen that must be
Decaf4All & OwenIsStinky
Decaf4All: Tosh, we can't actually do it there. That is the vent chat...
OwenIsStinky: Oh
OwenIsStinky: You right, you right-- wait
OwenIsStinky: Just change the name!
Decaf4All: What?
Decaf4All: Oh... I see
#tea-and-no-sympathy
(Torchwood 3 Server)
BANNED: terrible.
Owen: sdhaughrighsig