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Leave.
Why are you still here?
It's been a long time since I updated.
Why are you still interested?
How does it feel to be an impertinent swine?
Please tell me.
I'd like to know.
How about this.
I tell you a story that is so repulsive that you leave and never come back.
Deal?
Deal.
There once was a boy who was 110 centimetres.
Or 3'7" for you weird Americans.
Or people who live in Liberia and Myanmar.
You can already guess who this is.
This boy is so disgusting.
He is the scum of the Earth.
If the scum of the Earth had scum, he'd be the scum's scum.
That was a lot of scum, but you get the idea.
This immature, repulsive child's name is Mineta.
Now, no one wants to be Mineta, now do they?
And if they do, you need to call the police.
Anyway.
This boy is a nasty perv and was looking at ao3.
For what reason?
Ask your parents, kids.
He was scrolling through the website, and came across this fic.
At first he was intrigued.
That author was supposedly really good.
He stopped and read the title and tags.
He was sucked in.
He clicked on the story and read every word.
Do you want to be like Mineta?
I'll answer that for you.
No, you don't.
So unless you want be like this perv, you should click away.
Leave.
Leave now.
And don't come back.
Get off of my lawn.