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Eli: Hello everyone! Welcome back to another episode of ask ANEWN! Apologies for the previous video, we didn't realise the video had cut off in the middle of live recording. It's the first time we're doing live streams so I hope you'll forgive us!
Naib: we ended up getting to engrossed with talking to each other for more than an hour. But it was funny and we got to bond so I guess the good and bad equals out.
Aesop: good. Some things weren't meant to be shown in the video anyway.
Norton: someone's being a killjoy. Pretty sure he just didn't want rumours to spread about him and-
Aesop: shut up.
Norton: $500 a day for my silence
Eli: Aesop? Why are you opening your bank account
Naib: wait what
Norton: sweet Alabama thanks for your patronage.
Aesop: now shut up.
Norton: 👌
#5
Norton: a question for everyone. Hello everyone from ANEWN.
Eli: hello~ I hope your watching the stream right now.
Norton: I'm a new subscriber who recently got recommended this channel by a friend. Good work friend be sure to get more people subscribed to our channel so we get more super chats from people.
Naib: Norton. Fanmail.
Norton: oh right. So, I'm still unfamiliar with everyone and if it isn't too much trouble could you do a short introduction of yourself?
Norton: well I'll go first since I'm talking anyways. I'm Norton Campbell, I run another personal channel where I usually post finds from my mining job which mind you. Pays pretty well. But it's a dangerous job and you can pretty much guess where this lil scar came from. I also go treasure hunting in rivers for any long lost treasures but I haven't been doing that lately due to well reasons.
Naib: I'm naib subedar and this here is my pal William Ellis.
William: hello everyone I hope your day's been going well!!
Naib: we both run a channel together where we post workout routines or simple tips on how to do better on sports we have experience with.
William: if you ever have any questions regarding rugby just drop me a DM I'll be sure to reply!!
Naib: other than sports, we also tend to visit many food places as we both have big appetites and try to give recommendations to lesser known food spots.
Eli: hello I'm Eli Clark. I work as a part time veterinan and have a beautiful girlfriend called Gertrude and our lovely owl called Brooke rose. I don't have another YouTube channel like the rest but I do have a social media platform where i post pictures of the cutest animals I get to meet at the vet. Oh and I do fortune telling as a hobby.
Naib: fyi, eli's fortune telling is super accurate. Once he told me my snacks I bought for a trip wouldn't even last a day and he was right!?
Aesop: you don't have to be a fortune teller to know you would have finished all those snacks within a day.
Naib: killjoy.
Aesop: how much for your silence for a day?
Naib: I can't be bought over like norton??
Norton: BUT I CAN! GIVE ME A PRICE AND ILL SILENCE HIM FOR YOU.
Aesop: Aesop carl. I have another YouTube channel where I do makeup on mannequins and real life models.
Eli: anything else about models?
Aesop:
Aesop: no.
Naib: well if he doesn't want to spill the tea I do. He models exclusively for this certain french photographer.
Aesop: Norton, get him.
Norton: On it my liege.
#6
Aesop: a question for Norton.
Norton: I'll answer the question for a superchat
Naib: I'll punch you in the face for free
Aesop: what was your favorite 72 hours challenge you did with everyone else?
Norton: oh that. Well. Wouldn't it be the one where we tried living as a millionaire for a day and just bought everything we wanted?
William: oh that video...
Eli: we definitely blew our estimated budget.
Aesop: because of a certain person.
Naib: wonder who.
Norton: now now stop with the vagueing everyone.
Everyone: no.
#7
Eli: well, we seem to be having difficulty getting the next question from our web so we'll be getting it from the stream chat!
William: oh oh! I see something interesting! Who does everyone from AMEWN want to collaborate with the most? It doesn't have to be fellow YouTubers just anyone in general. Who wants to go first?
Naib: well, this isn't really a secret per say but me and Williams been planning a collab with ganji a few months back and we'll probably be able to do a stream with him once his schedule allows him to.
Norton: I don't really have anyone in mind to really collab with but I do know some people I wouldn't want to collab with.
Eli: like?
Norton: Edgar or Freddy.
Naib: so valid. Their like a fucking tornado to deal with.
Aesop: I'm not friends with Edgar but I do occasionally collab with him and if anything he's pretty inflexible but for good reasons.
Naib: he nitpicked my outfit for the day when we met and I didn't even know him!?
Eli: ah... he also told me to keep Brooke away from him lest she accidentally scratches him...
Norton: Brooke is literally the calmest animal I've ever met. Every other animal I've met have either tried to claw my arms or hiss at the sight of me.
Aesop: I have a good guess why. They do say that animals are able to see things humans aren't.
Eli: ahaha now now Brooke does truly like Norton.
Norton: only Eli has my back in this god forsaken group.
Aesop: pretty sure he was the closest one to killing you when you tried to cook Brooke though?
Eli: oh.
Norton: ELI WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!? IT WAS IN THE PAST!! FUCKING AESOP HE ALMOST FORGOT AND YOU HAD TO REMIND HIM
Aesop: just doing gods work.
#8
Naib: oh thanks for the superchat! Question from mellysupremacy, who has the worst sleeping schedule?
Everyone: Aesop.
Aesop: alright next question.
William: you don't plan on expanding on it?
Aesop: there's nothing to explain. All students have fucked sleep schedules
Norton: yours is on another level though, I never looked like you even on my roughest nights.
Naib: his caffeine intake is truly terrifying, you thought luca and tracy have the worst sleep schedules well you haven't seen our buddy Aesop here before.
Eli: I have a confession to make.
Norton: confess your sins to me little lamb
Naib: father I think I saw you receiving bribes
Norton: not now naib, wait your turn
Eli: i tried a sip of Aesops monster drink. And I gagged at the sweetness.
Naib: ELI!?!?
Norton: oh my god Aesop hurt our child with his demon drinks??
Aesop: they aren't demon drinks. Their energy drinks
Norton: from the devil themselves
Aesop: but also which flavour did you try, some might be too soon for you. I could recommend you some which are great for beginners.
William: Aesop pal. I respect you as a bro but coercing Eli to take drugs isn't cool.
Aesop: it's not a drug. It's literally a energy drink, a staple for late night grinding as a student.
Naib: not with the way you were talking about it
Norton: shady business
William: oops guys guess that was the last question, we need to get going soon.
Norton: don't forget to like, share and subscribe And send super chats our way!
Eli: hope everyone's day will be good today. Bye~