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Gym Gamma because, apparantly, Nezu had Cementoss and Power Loader make the whole ass stage in there.
"Please don't let us be first! Please don't let us be first! Please don't let us be first! Please don't let us be first! Please don't let us be first! Please don't let us be first! Please don't let us be first!" Kaminari, dressed in a Black 'Nirvana' shirt, Blue jeans and a pair of Black and White checkered converse, quickly chanted quietly as the camera crew continued setting up the Three cameras, One bolted to the left side of the stage, One in front of the sea of students and another in One of thos giant crane things.
"First, last middle. Doesn't fucking matter because we're gonna FUCKING KILL IT!" Katsuki, dressed in a Black T-Shirt, Dark Grey jeans and a pair of Black Converse, yelled, raising both fists up in the air and setting off a reasonable sized explosion.
"Quiet down you idiots!" Kyouka, dressed in a form-fitting, White shirt with various Black stripes that show a bit of her muscular midriff under a Black leather jacket, Black jeans and Black leather combat boots, yelled at the Two, stabbing their ears with her jacks to shut them up.
"Kyouka's right." Izuku, dressed in a plain Black shirt under a Silver leathet jacket, ripped Black jeans and a pair of Black sneakers with Gold lining and White soles, said sternly. "If we start fucking panicking right now, we risk messing up and do you really want that?" He asked, the Kaminari nodding bashfully while Katsuki 'Tch'ed but nodded anyway. "Good. Now-" Izuku the suddenly stopped, grabbed a knife, spun arround and threw it, stabbing into the wall behind to Monama, who was about to make another stupidly snide comment about 1-A, surprising everyone who saw it while getting a thumbs up and a smile from a thankful Kendou, who knocked the annoying Blonde out after.
"That was kinda hot." Kyouka said teasingly, blushing a bit while grinning at the Greenette, who grinned back at her.
"How about I show you how hot I can actually be after the show?" He teased, slowly walking up to her while making his voice quite low, the Violette going Red at the line.
"L-later." She responded bashfully, turning her head to the side while shyly scratching the back of her head, making the Greenette chuckle a bit of how adorable his girlfriend is...
Wait... Hol'up... What?...
Meanwhile, Katsuki pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed exasperatedly, shaking his head slowly while Kaminari looked on with confusion, the desperately needed to be lubricated gears in his head turning with metallic screeches as he thought about the interaction that had just happened in front of him...
Either there was an actual 'DING' when Izuku saw Denki figure it out or he needed to see a psychiatrist.
"Wait... Hol'up... What?... Are you Two-!?" He yelled before getting cut off by Izuku.
"Did it really take you that long?" He asked, more amazed and surprised than anything. "We've been EXTREMELY obvious the for the past week. Hell, you even walked passed us making out in the kitchen last night while you were eating all of our shredded cheese and a banana." He finished, lokking at the Blonde with a raised eyebrow. "By the way, you're helping with grosseries tomorrow." He finished offhandedly.
"Wait a fucking second!" Katsuki yelled, facing the couple with an angry look. "Is that why it was so fucking messed up in there when I woke up!? Do you have any fucking idea how long it took me to clean up the mess you two made!" He yelled even more, the Two giving him a confused look.
"We didn't even get violent." Kyouka defended, still confused and blushing a bit while crossing her arms. "In fact, after we made out, we cuddled in my room and nothing else."
"Well if it wasn't you Two, then I'm gonna find whoever did and fuck their ass up!" He yelled, shaking his fist up in the air like an old man yelling for his neighbor's kids to get off his lawn.
On the other side of the gym, Sero sneezed, flinching as he felt his body hurt from when he hit everything after slipping on a banana peel.
Anyway, the camera crew finished setting everything up, giving Present Mic a thumbs up as he fixed his hair while on stage.
"Alright, everybody!" The.... the ummm... the uhhh... yeah. I have no idea what she's called but it's the boss who yelled into the mic. "We're going live in 5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Action!" She finished, the camera's light and the 'on air' sign turning on.
"WHAT IS UP LISTENERS!" The Blonde cockatoo greeted to the camera. "IN JUST A FEW SHORT MOMENTS, EVERYONE WATCHING IS ABOUT TO WITNESS EITHER THE MUSICAL PROWESS OF THE FIRST YEAR HERO COURSE... OR THE UTTER HUMILIATION SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, LET'S GET THIS SHIP SAILING LIKE THE LAGOON COMPANY!" He ended with a 'Black Lagoon' reference. How child friendly of him.
Out of fucking nowhere, a trap door opened up from the floor and One of those air powerex paper mixing machine shit they popped up with Ten slips of folded paper at the bottom, most likely the with the band's name on it.
"Wait. Wasn't Kami the One to come up with the name?" Izuku asked worriedly, Kyouka and Katsuki paling while the idiot grinned innicently.
With a gracefull flourish, Mic pulled townthe cartoonishly large lever on the machine, senfing the paper slips up and blowing them in every direction, a coujter on top counting fron 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
And with that, the Blonde Disc Jockey, whuch I just found out was what 'DJ' meant, pulled the lever down, put his hand inside an opening in the side and grabbed the First thing to land on his hand.
He opened up the piece of paper and, with a gigantic smile, announce the First band to perform.
"FIRST UP, WE HAVE A GROUP FILLED WITH GREATNESS, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE GOT THREE-FOURTHS OF THE FAMOUS 'HERO TOO' PERFORMERS!"
"Ah shit." Izuku cursed quietly.
"PLEASE GIVE A HAND TOOOOOOOOOOO 'SEX BOB-OMB!"
The Blonde announced, the whole crowd cheering while the members of said band cringed at the name other than Kaminari who still had an innocent, beaming smile, clearly proud of his work.
"I mean... it could be worse?" Kyouka said as the Four walked up to the stage, Izuku using Balckwhip to carry everything.
"At least Dunceface picked something that won't get us sued for copyright." Katsuki grumbled as the Greenette set up his drumset.
"Plus Scott Pilgrim was a pretty great movie." The Greenett added as he handed Kyouka her bass.
"It also kinda fits with our relationship, Babe." Kyouka finished as she plugged her intrument in, Izuku humming in agreement
"ARE YA READY, KIDS?" Mic asked excitedly.
"Aye Aye, Captain!" Kaminari answered while the rest nodded, Izuku snorting at that.
"GOOD! NOW LET'S GIVE THEM A SHOW!" Mic said loudly before jumping off the stage and walking up to a America's Got Talent style judging table thing with Aizawa (ducktaped to the chair against gis will) Midnight and Nezu with him.
Izuku, front and center with Kyouka, looked over to the
Three, them nodding at him, letting him know that they were ready, the Greenette nodding back before turning back to the audience.
Then the show really started.
(Izuku, Kyouka, Both, all)
Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh doh
Aaaaaow!
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls, straight masterpieces
Stylin', wildin'
Livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot
(hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot
(hot damn)
Say my name, you know who I am
I'm too hot
(hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money?
Break it
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah
(wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you (wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night, and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch, come on!
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, yeah!
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot
(hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot
(hot damn)
Bitch, say my name, you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money?
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah
(wooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
(wooh)
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night, and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch, come on!
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, yeah!
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
I said Uptown Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy than flaunt it
Well, it's Saturday night, and we in the spot
Don't believe me, just watch, come on!
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, yeah!
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up (say what?)
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up (say what?)
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up (say what?)
Uptown Funk you up
...
"WELL WE MAY HAVE MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE LETTING YOU PLAY FIRST!" Mic said jokingly, Midnight and Nezu chuckling as the crowd went wild and Aizawa attempting to escape.