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Marissa’s POV
As Marissa woke up, she saw the faces of some super hot Akatsuki member, and felt blood spurt outta her nose.
“THIS CAn’T BE REAL!!!!!!!” She screeched, and was really flustered and stuff.
Deidara hotly pushed his bang over his ear and said “ur cute un, thanks for helping us un, let’s talk and get to know each other, yeah?"
Hidan, however, would not stand for Deidara stealing his girl and shoved him saying “Hey babe, let’s ditch this little fricker and why don’t u sprnd time with a real man like me, huh?” He smirked and wrapped an arm around her shoulders.
Pain cleared his throat, and stated “I am the leader, so I think we should, eh hem, have a word…” Shoving him outta the way, Kisame smirked in a charming hot manner and said “Nah, she wants to hang with me, right?” She nearly passed out because all of the hotness being exchanged in the room.
Saori rolled his eyes and started “She probably wants more dignified company such as myself--” But Tobi interrupted and shouted, “NO, DATE ME PLS!”
Then Itachi walked forward and Hidan found himself tied up, and realized that he was under a genjutsu all along. “Dang it! U Uchia BLEEPIN CROCK POT!!!!”
Itachi took Marissa’s hand and swooped her off her feet before smiling softly and handsomely. “We can probably go somewhere quieter in private, how does that sound?" However he got no response, as there was a loud banging noise from the door.
“SVU OPEN UP!!!” Olivia Benson and her trusty dusty partner/love interest Elliot Stabler, as well as Odafin Tutuola, and John Munch, broke down the door.
“You’re all under arrest for the harassment of a minor!!!!” Olivia screeched.
Hidan got all pissy like a little girl, and then tried to throw a punch at her. However, Detective Stabler got mad and shooted Hidan 3.8x106times.
Olivia blushed and smooched Elliot, before handcuffing Sasori who fought, but since he basically has the body of a weird shorty without his magic, he failed.
Kisame noped out and turned into a real shark, who soon signed a contract to star in Jaw’s newest movie, Jaws 69: The Return of the Jedi.
Pain looked sad so he ran off to Hot Topic, where he found a job and now has an anime tattoo of himself, and wears ripped skinny jeans.
Tobi tried to go all cool and bad on them, but Tutuola slapped him and handcuffed him, tossing him into the police car.
Itachi played a rlly cool song called Megalovania, and ran out of there cooly and epically, and went to storm Area 51 as the leader of all the Naruto runners.
Finally, last but not least, the man, the myth, the legend, our main boy Deidara. He sadly stroked Marissa’s face and said, “Well my love, I guess this is it. We can never be together.” He went to give her a kiss goodbye which she tearfully leaned forward to accept until he blew up for no reason until she realized that the deli chicken she gave them was buffalo chicken, so it was pretty spicy, and Deidara’s acid reflux made him blow up.
Marissa sobbed, and wondered how her day could get any worse when Olivia and Elliot tooked their faces off and Marissa realized that… !
They were only costumes, and the people wearing them were two people she knew veryyyy well.
Allie and Mckenzie. They were laughing SUPERR loud and the said “We told you we'd make ur life miserable!”
Marissa cried and decided that no siree, she couldn’t do it anymore, so she committed no longer living, and joined her lost lover Deiadere.
Allie and Mckenzie high fived and the screen went black.
THE END
