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8:30 PM
Benny: my bath water is blue
Erica: water is blue yeah
Benny: no it’s like BLUE
Erica: ???
Benny: LIKE 🔵🟦🚙🅿️👖
Erica: RORY ? ARE YOU SEEING WHAT HE JUST CALLED ME???
Roryswagman201: ➿🔻
Benny: guys please I think this another whitechapel tries to kill us thing
Ethan: you didn’t touch it did you
Benny: . Im submerged rn
Ethan: IF WATER ISNT WATER COLOR YOU SHOULDNT TOUCH IT HELLLOOOO
Sarah: just let natural selection finally kill him
Benny: nobody will take baths away from me bro I’m soakin
Benny: in the man soup if you would
Erica: no yeah fr let him die.
Ethan: no yeah maybe I will
Sarah: are none of us concerned???
Erica: no
Ethan: slightly
Benny: I’m the one in the water and I feel perfectly fine
8:45 PM
Benny: nvm bad news grandma was using the tub as a potion bottle
Ethan: Benny.
Benny: it’s fine my skin just absorbed some ominous potion it’s fine I’ll live
Erica: I don’t think that’s how it works
Benny: grandma says I’ll live
Sarah: if u turn into some creature I am not helping solve it.
Erica: I won’t help but I’ll definitely watch
Benny: well I’d hope someone would get it on camera??
Roryswagman201: 🎥
Ethan: CAMERAMAN RORY HAS RETURNED!!!
Erica: he really has videoed some of the best fights at school perfectly
Ethan: his angles are incredible. The cinematography of it all
Roryswagman201: 😎😎😎 thanjs
Benny: not going to lie to you all I’m feeling feverish
Sarah: dudes going through menopause
Benny: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Erica: SARAHHHHHH YOUVE BARELY SAID ANYTHING AND U COME IN WITH THAT??3!2?3?
Sarah: yeah anyway. Does anyone know how to spell burjwahzee
Erica: I know there’s an o in there
Erica: buorgwahzee
Benny: Russians.....
Ethan: ????
Benny: doesnt it have something to do with commies
Ethan: I do not know.
Erica: does anyone here know the meaning
Roryswagman201: 👨🦰😢😥😟💥
Erica: OHHHHHHH
Benny: are u gonna tell us
Erica: google is free.
Benny: WTF??/? STOP BEING MEAN TO ME....
7:45 AM
Benny: Kurt the hurt lochner just offered me his vape
Erica: he always does that to me it’s so funny
Sarah: ok did u hit it????
Benny: no it could be a trap
Ethan: ?:??:? Why is he interacting w u
Sarah: is this another David situation
Benny: idk I’m just so lovable and vape offerable
Erica: he definitely is too into me to be one
Sarah: didn’t you bite him.
Erica: yeah his blood tasted like. Gym smell it was terrible
Ethan: SO HE KNOWS VAMPIRES EXIST??3?
Erica: no he just thinks I’m a freak
Erica: he was into it tho, you didn’t hear this from me but he’s a dusker
Sarah: WHATTTTT
Benny: maybe he vapes bc he wants to know what it’s like to suck blood
Ethan: how does that make sense
Erica: drinking blood is nothing like vaping Benny
Benny: I’ve never vaped in my life
Sarah: Erica why have you vaped
Erica: this body is dead one little vape won’t hurt it
Sarah: yeah it’s still lame as fuck tho
Erica: :((((((( it was one time
Benny: LMAO! Erica is lame!!
Sarah: only I can bully Er shut the fuck up
Benny: my bad my bruise is still healing from last time <3
Erica: hey sarah wanna go to the mall tmrw :}
Ethan: why are you inviting her but none of us. In our own GROUP CHAT?????????
Roryswagman201: 🙀🦗🚝🚛💖
Erica: no this is just a me a sarah thing you can’t come. Last time you ate the nail polish off your nails when we got manicures
Roryswagman201: :(
Sarah: I would love to :))) I need new pants anyway
Benny: does this mean a guys night for us lads
Ethan: every guys night we have turns into something trying to kill us
Benny: not that one time!!
Ethan: Rory literally had a bat
Benny: he wasn’t trying to kill us
Ethan: he gave you a concussion
Benny: I was in the wrong place at the wrong time it’s not his fault
Roryswagman201: People baseball
9:23 AM
Erica: Benny just full on sobbed during the math exam
[picture of Benny’s head on the desk, ugly crying]
Ethan: is he OKAY?? WHYD YOU HAVE TO TAKE A PIC
Erica: no you don’t understand I literally just asked him for an eraser. He got out a tiny dog eraser from his backpack and cried about it
Ethan: ah, Leia the Dalmatian eraser. I’m familiar.
Sarah: WHY IS HE CRYING OVER AN ERASER?
Ethan: she’s cute and also probably reminded him Princess Leia is dead
Erica: tros isn’t canon neither is tlj
Ethan: ERICA. ARE YOU A SW FAN?
[Erica left the chat]
Sarah: she is for sure a sw fan
Ethan: WHAT.
Sarah: yeah she always talks to me about the prequels n shit
Ethan: NO WAYYYY
Benny: Erica just slammed her head on the desk
Ethan: ?:??2?
Benny: it was so loud I cannot stop laughing
Sarah: oh my god.
Benny: oh no the teacher made eye contact with me
Ethan: BENNY YOU CANNOT GET ANOTHER DETENTION
Benny: I WONT SHES JUST STARING NOW SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE DENTED DESK AND THE SOBBING HEKLOPPJGFF
[Ethan added Erica to the chat]
Ethan: Erica are you ok
Erica: no u guys just found out I like Star Wars
Ethan: I thought Sarah was being sarcastic oh my god you genuinely like Star Wars
Sarah: I WAS TOTALLY BEING SARCASTIC ERICAAA WHATT
Erica: I’m going to drive this number 2 pencil through my heart
Benny: update I’m in the hallway
Benny: Erica was told to go with me but she’s paralyzed on her desk LLLL
Erica: I am never going to recover from this
Sarah: I think it’s kinda cute
Sarah: I meant cool
Roryswagman201: that wasn’t a typo
Sarah: RORY ILL GET YOU
Roryswagman201: 🪛
Erica: ok nvm no longer embarrassed thank u fox
Sarah: anytime??? I could never think ur lame :) always just teasin
Erica: gross :) <3
Ethan: gross 👎
Benny: just realized I could just leave school rn there’s no teacher to see me leave class 😏😏
Ethan: Benny as my bf ur required to not ditch me at school
Benny: ok what if we both left
Ethan: hmmmm convincing
Benny: we can hold hands the whole walk home :D
Ethan: :D see u at the east exit in 5
Erica: gross gay ass bitches
Roryswagman201: abandoning Roryswagman201:( 👎👎
Ethan: the girls are right there
Erica: I suppose you can eat lunch with us Rory :/ don’t bring vampire sasquatch ill stake you.
Roryswagman201: :)!
Ethan: dudes going to be third wheeling
Erica: what is that supposed to mean
Benny: you and Sarah.....
Sarah: ERICA AND ME WHAT???
Benny: nvm
Ethan: yeah nvm
Roryswagman201: can I at least bring jabba
Erica: THE HUTT?????? NO!
Sarah: who tf is jabba
Ethan: oh my god she’s never seen rotj..
Sarah: what
Erica: the big slug who put Carrie Fisher on a chain
Sarah: OH! Yeah rory please bring him. I want him to die
Roryswagman201: 👎👎👎 bringing a dead rat instead
Erica: why do you have that on hand
Roryswagman201: school kitchen
Ethan: is that why your locker has that. Aroma
Benny: it absolutely is???
9:30 AM
Benny: grandma is fr being homophobic to me rn.
Erica: good
Sarah: well what did you do to deserve it
Benny: literally nothing!!!!
Ethan: we r two boys holding hands and she attacked our outfits for no reason
Erica: Benny ur outfit today was atrocious she has every right to be homophobic
Sarah: plus isn’t she a lesbian? Evelyn can do whatever she’d like
Roryswagman201: 👕🗑🚮
Erica: LMAOOOO HE GOT YOU THERE
Benny: erica we have no clue what he said.
Erica: good. Your ego can live another day
Ethan: RORY WEARS GALAXY CAT SHIRTS???
Sarah: no rory slander.
12:15 PM
Sarah: nvm everyone in the lunchroom just left bc of rory
Erica: bucket. Of rats.
Benny: ditching was the best idea I’ve ever had
Roryswagman201: each one has a pirate name
Benny: what the fuck
Ethan: Sarah’s about to have the feast of a lifetime!
Sarah: ETHAN.
Erica: I will turn you into a smoothie with my bare hands ethan
Ethan: ... my bad
Benny: my bf so funny :)))
Erica: god literally what is stopping me from draining the both of you
Benny: our brains and brawn
Erica: BENNY. BENNY I WILL FUCKING GET YOU SHUT UP PLEASE GOD
Ethan: I took his phone it’s ok
Roryswagman201: 🏳️🌈🚫
Ethan: WHAT THE FUCK RORY!
Erica: facts.
Sarah: I would do anything to be a human with normal human friends