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Edd’s POV
We all came back home, cuz Tom came back to ruin our lives again. At least I got cola with
cocaine, from Czech Republic. Tord got less cringey, since we came back from our Eurotour.
We demolished most of the private property during the trip and as well killed some elite, influencers, and innocent people. Also, I made Matt emperor of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, as well as The Commonwealth nations.
What's wrong with us? Definitely nothing!
We then decided to have a short war with Tord. Which ended in the annexation of the whole world, by the Red Nations.
For once in my life, I got a good look at Tom and realized something wasn't right. He Looked different when he was brought back to life. When Tord kissed Tom back to life, he started barking and looked a lot hairier than usual.
“Tom?”
Before I finished talking, I remembered I didn't care
Tord’s POV
Tom stawted acting weawwy sussy since I conquewed the wowwd.
I see Edd asking something tuwu Tom but, he seems tuwu ignowe him anyway. (¬_¬”)
So i appwoached Tom awnd pat him behind hiws eaw. Bwut his eaws weren't there,
Hwe had wolf eaws! (❛o❛) <3
Matt’s POV
imm so hot ed said thrs that i lko lak a good i se eh comn up to mu rom
“Hey Matt”
“he ej”
“Want to do stuff?”
“yed”
thnn ew di stfuf
“Your voice is beautiful M@, wish I could hear it everyday.”
“me tu ed anf i wosj tu b clod tp yo evr dat.”
tehn i siad smeohing supr HOT 2 ed
“The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
The entire chapter is a figment of the main four’s imagination. They were sentenced to jail after committing several war crimes and illegal consumption of cocaine!?!?!?!?!?!??