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Now, Purpled would never get out of a car while it was being driven out of a high school parking lot, even if it meant life or death.
But, here we are, Purpled is running through traffic trying to get to tommy's house while simultaneously attempting to not get hit by a car in the process.
Purpled can hear dream yelling from the back of the car line,
"PURPLED I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME GET YOUR ASS BACK INTO THE CAR BEFORE YOU GET HIT"
Purpled smiles "sweetly" before flipping him off before turning on his heels into the forest in front Tommy's house.
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Impending call from Purpled
"Hello bitch boy, what do you want"
"Hello to you to tommy, anyways can I stay at your house for a bit? Dream was being an ass and arguing with his boyfriend right in front of me"
There was a quick beat of silence before Tommy responded with,
"Sure bossman, want some of those disgusting pickle sandwiches you love so much?" Tommy scoffed at the mention of a sandwich that shouldn't even exist.
Purpled responded, dripping with sarcasm
"Yes Tommy, it would be an honor to have you make a wonderful meal for me"
Tommy started laughing quite loudly when he heard Purpled's response, when he quickly adds
"Maybe I'll put tomatoes in it, that'll make you hate it"
"Tommy I hate you so much"
"Yeah, yeah ill see you in a few"
Tommy hung up and skipped to the kitchen to make some sandwiches.
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Dream went and parked in front of the forest that Tommy ran into while running away from dream and george.
George is calling his mother to let her know that he's going to be late for dinner because dream's younger brother decided to jump out of a car and run into the woods.
Dream does not know how to explain this to Punz.
Dream decided to call punz to see if he would have any idea to where he would go.
"Hey punz,, I don't know how to explain this but Purpled bolted out of the car and into the near by woods. What the hell do I do and how do I find him."
Punz audibly sighs and responds with,
"He's probably at a friend's house, maybe Tommy's, they don't fight as much as you and George do. Now, I have a date to attend in an hour, good luck."
"Punz no-"
Punz hung up on dream before he could say anything else.
Dream grabs George's hand and they both start to venture into the woods together, to go find Purpled.
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It's been over 20 minutes now and Purpled can finally see tommy's street name just a couple streets over.
He is so tired and hungry.
Purpled mumbled to himself,
"Gods, I would eat a tomato if given the chance."
He walked about half a mile more before finally making it to the mini-Victorian mansion, where Tommy and the rest of the SBI currently live.
Purpled rung the doorbell, and heard Tommy's incredibly loud footsteps and somehow even louder voice unlock the door and greeted Purpled with,
"HELLO BITCH BOY, COME INSIDE WILL YA?"
You could a faint "tommyyyy" from Phil, from all the way across the house.
Purpled doesn't regret his decision in the slightest.