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Saiki’s idiots
12:01 am
rich boy bitch boy:
rich boy bitch boy: where are my birthday messages.
good grief: one minute in huh
gossip girl: wasn’t aiuras birthday yesterday?
rich boy bitch boy: this ain’t about her
the chosen one!!: my apologies your honour
the chosen one!!: i wish my beloved nothing but the greatest of pleasures on this momentous day
spiked bat: hbd loser <3
ramen:^^
rich boy bitch boy: you can’t even type hbd???
ramen: my bad
rich boy bitch boy: you’re still not gonna do it???????
local goddess: Happy Birthday Saiko :)
good grief: it’s your birthday.
rich boy bitch boy: and?
good grief: ?
good grief: that’s all I have to say
rich boy bitch boy: whore
dad: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAIKO! WE’RE ALL SUPER PROUD OF YOU!!
gossip girl: i agree your character development has been great so far
rich boy bitch boy: character development??
gossip girl: yk like from mean and gay to just gay
gossip girl: amity blight moment
dad:^^
rich boy bitch boy: what.
good grief: no I think she’s on to something
rich boy bitch boy: ridiculous im going back to my old personality
spiked bat: cool your old personality was hot
the chosen one!!: so true
rich boy bitch boy: am I not hot now?????
rich boy bitch boy: ayo???????
gossip girl: feels bad
good grief: rip lmao
gossip girl: fruit on fruit violence
good grief: hate to see it
rich boy bitch boy: all of you suck ass
rich boy bitch boy: except for teruhashi
local goddess: Thank you bitch boy
rich boy bitch boy: .
rich boy bitch boy: yumerhara the fuck did you do to teruhashi
gossip girl: STOP ALWAYS BLAMING ME????
good grief: it’s always your fault tho
gossip girl: everyone is so mean 2 me 💔
rich boy bitch boy: as they should be
the chosen one!!: chiyo gets what’s coming to her (live)
good greif: good ending
the chosen one!!: hold on are we gonna ignore how late hairo was up??? he goes to sleep at like 8pm
dad: Yes.
the chosen one!!: understandable have a nice day
gossip girl: no but why are you up so late hairo ;))))
dad: To wish happy birthday to out dear friend???
gossip girl: and yet you’re still up hmm?
good grief: he’s getting ramen with nendou
dad: How
good grief: nendou is physically incapable of keeping secrets
ramen: i thought i could trust u??
good grief: why the fuck would you think that
the chosen one!!: yea saiki a snitch
the chosen one!!: ayo you told that asshole you’re going on a date but not me???
good grief: that asshole?????????
ramen: srry shorty
the chosen one!!: after all we’ve been through
the chosen one!!: betrayal, and from one of my longest companions. i will not forget this injustice. you will rue the day
ramen: idk what any of that means
the chosen one!!: fuck you
ramen: ah
gossip girl: why was it a secret hmmmm??
gossip girl: gay reasons???
dad: Funny.
ramen: damn i wish gay ppl were real
the chosen one!!: me too :(
gossip girl: you have two boyfriends
the chosen one!!: ;((
rich boy bitch boy: alight fuckers the attention has been off of me for too long
the chosen one!!: im sorry my love but we’re making fun of nendou and hairo
dad: We are?
good grief: go back to your ramen date
dad: It’s not a date? You can’t get ramen at midnight with your rival anymore?
gossip girl: the fact that it’s at midnight and you called him your rival means it’s a date
gossip girl: it’s okay to be gay hairo :(
the chosen one!!: be who you areee
gossip girl: for your pride <3333
spiked bat: where’d they go
good grief: to look longingly at each other
spiked bat: ?
the chosen one!!: oh we’re spying on them
gossip girl: duh
good grief: don’t admit that so shamelessly
good grief: but yeah we are
rich boy bitch boy: WITHOUT ME?????
the chosen one!!: o my bad
rich boy bitch boy: divorce
the chosen one!!: IM SORRY
local goddess: Isn’t that like
local goddess: morally ambiguous to you at all?
gossip girl: no
the chosen one!!: nope
good grief: not at all why
local goddess: I see
rich boy bitch boy:
rich boy bitch boy: this is dumb I demand attention immediately
spiked bat: comin darling
good grief: darling
spiked bat: die
the chosen one!!: im on my way my liege
gossip girl: you’re gonna leave us??? say sike rn??
the chosen one!!: im sorry you’re single?
gossip girl: WOW
gossip girl: it’s not my fault women are so hard to romance
the chosen one!!: oh you’re gay? name every woman ever
gossip girl: uh
gossip girl: koko
the chosen one!!: so true
local goddess: ah
good grief: when you beat the straight allegations
starved: oh shit happy birthday saiko
gossip girl: mera stop being late to things challenge?
starved: chiyo get a gf challenge?
gossip girl: FUCK YOU