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currently drowning in severe debt
Welcome to the beggining of the currently drowning in severe debt group
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:12 PM
i come home yesterday to this?? @Seung Gin-hu i feel like giving you my discord info was a mistake
➦ Hwang Junho i come home yesterday to this?? @Seung Gin-hu i feel like giving you my discord info was a mistake
Seung Gin-hu — Today at 2:13 PM
this was no mistake, just a happy little accident <33
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:14 PM
me slamming your face against the pavement will be a happy little accident
Seung Gin-hu — Today at 2:15 PM
uh WOW peace and love and peace, lots of peace here
do not kill me, i cannot leave my daughter alone
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:15 PM
wait what?? you have a daughter??
i didn't have any expectations for you, and yet you still managed to dissapoint me.
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:16 PM
As much as I enjoy this convo, I feel the need to clarify the "daughter" he's talking about is a rock. A pet rock.
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:16 PM
what.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:16 PM
DONT REFER TO MY DEAR DAUGHTER AS A "PET" SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND YOUNG AND FULL OF HOPES AND DREAMS
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:17 PM
huh
then i guess you live another day
Han Minyeo — Today at 2:18 PM
top 10 most terrifying near death experiences
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:19 PM
@Cho Sangwoo bro thank you so much for saving me ur the light of my life rn *kisses you passionately but platonically at the same time*
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:19 PM
No Homo.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:20 PM
maybe homo? 👀
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:20 PM
No Homo.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:21 PM
no homo.
Ali Abdul — Today at 2:23 PM
oh! are we talking about the homo sapiens? the human species prior to the modern homo sapiens sapiens aka our predecessor and descendant of the homo erectus alongside the neanderthal?
Han Minyeo — Today at 2:24 PM
i still can't believe he's studying history as a career
literally the most boring subject ever
Ali Abdul — Today at 2:26 PM
hey!! it's super interesting and it gives me an opportunity to teach others about my culture without any race-related bias >:(
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:26 PM
pop off king
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:27 PM
I, for one, cannot wait for you to start teaching classes. I'll make sure to attend every single one.
Ali Abdul — Today at 2:27 PM
but hyuung skfsjdafanjnf you'll be an adult by then :D you can't!!
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:28 PM
I have my ways.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:29 PM
and he's not lying!! once he legit convinced the principal to let us blast all star through the school's speakers
i still don't know how he did it
Han Minyeo — Today at 2:29 PM
WAIT RLLY I THOUGHT IT GOT GLITCHED OR SOMETHING THAT WAS YOU???
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 2:30 PM
bet he blackmailed him
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:31 PM
Legally I'm not allowed to comfirm that. But perhaps.
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:32 PM
i should report you for this
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:32 PM
Are you going to?
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:33 PM
no fucking way, you'd probably blackmail me too if i did
Ali Abdul — Today at 2:34 PM
Sangwoo hyung ur so cool :0!! but please refrain from blackmailing the school teachers :D
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:34 PM
Alright.
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Han Minyeo — Today at 2:35 PM
wow, so walking grammarly is capable of keysmashing?? this is the most revolutionary discovery of the 20th century
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:36 PM
we're in the 21th century.
Han Minyeo — Today at 2:37 PM
this is why nobody likes you
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:38 PM
I think you got a little confused here, this is the discord app, not a mirror.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:39 PM
OKAY OKAY LET'S CALM DOWN lets try to be a functional family
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 2:40 PM
a functional what
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:40 PM
a functional family, my dear daughter
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 2:41 PM
ur literally one year older than me
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:41 PM
im an old soul
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 2:42 PM
"an old soul" this bitch
Kang Saebyeok
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 2:43 PM
hey uh i actually do see you as a father figure sometimes
you were the only one to care about me in a long time and im very thankful 4 it
so yeah
thanks dad
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:45 PM
not that im complaining about this cuz ur welcome <33
but why are you telling me this?
i could just tell everyone in the groupchat you said this
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 2:45 PM
no one will believe you
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:46 PM
I COULD SEND A SCREENSHOT
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 2:46 PM
photoshop
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:47 PM
currently drowning in severe debt
Welcome to the beggining of the currently drowning in severe debt group
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:56 PM
have any of you done your homework??
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:57 PM
bro i cant belive you still doubt us :// like im 17 already, im not a little kid!! i dont need to be reminded about this stuff
im almost an adult
Hwang Junho — Today at 2:58 PM
we had to read pages 13 to 21 for chemistry
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 2:58 PM
oh shit we had to do WHAT
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 2:59 PM
The teacher literally said it before the class ended, you were even writing it down.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 3:00 PM
oh no i wasnt writing anything about hw i was rehearsing my heartfell confession number 23
Kang Sae-byeok — Today at 3:01 PM
so you've been rejected 22 times?
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 3:02 PM
listen its not my fault im too amazing for her to handdle, she probably can't believe it everytim i confess and rejects me thinking its a bet and she doesn't want to embaraass herself accepting
but no matter, one day i'll manage to convince her my advances are truthfull thanks to my incredible perseverance and dashling good looks
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 3:04 PM
You mispelled like 50 words. How.
Han Minyeo — Today at 3:05 PM
you misspelled 'mispelled' lmao
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 3:07 PM
That was a social experiment therefor it doesn't count.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 3:08 PM
therefore** BRO WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU???
Hwang Junho — Today at 3:09 PM
i say someone kidnapped him and is pretending to be him
Kang Sae-byeok — Today at 3:09 PM
maybe he is so sick his brain is finally malfunctioning after years of working like a robot
Han Minyeo — Today at 3:10 PM
nah i vote he got like an A instead of an A+ like always and he's having his delinquent drop out arc
Ali Abdul — Today at 3:11 PM
guys >:0 its non of that! sangwoo agreed to help me revise for physics so he's a little distracted
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 3:12 PM
ah
Hwang Junho — Today at 3:12 PM
ah
Han Minyeo — Today at 3:12 PM
ah
Kang Sae-byeok — Today at 3:12 PM
ah
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 3:13 PM
What do you all mean by "ah".
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 3:14 PM
the closet is,,wide open
Han Minyeo — Today at 3:14 PM
it is made of glass
Hwang Junho — Today at 3:15 PM
completely non-existent
Ali Abdul — Today at 3:16 PM
closet?? what closet??
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 3:17 PM
the way Sangwoo acts whenever he's with Ali makes me believe he like, killed him in another universe and so in this one he's a simp to compensate for his sins
Ali Abdul — Today at 3:18 PM
will anyone explain to me what a "simp" is
Hwang Junho — Today at 3:18 PM
check your dms rn @Ali Abdul
Ali Abdul — Today at 3:18 PM
oh ok :D
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 3:19 PM
Do not.
Hwang Junho — Today at 3:20 PM
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 3:21 PM
DO NOT.
Han Minyeo — Today at 3:21 PM
speaking about closets and simping.
so, @Kang Sae-byeok Jiyeong from class 3 ey?? ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )
← Kang Saebyok left the group. — Today at 3:22 PM
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 3:23 PM
OH COME ON