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Lucifer is sitting in his office room of the House of Magne. He's looking at his phone. It's been roughly 2 hours since he left Vox to his own devices. He tried to call to ask how it went. He didn't get to him. Does that mean the TV overlord has failed? He sure hopes not. He has seen that Vox is serious about Velvet. It was like looking into a reflection of his younger self. He supposes he gave Vox advice out of sympathy. Plus, they do make a cute couple. Ohhh, Lilith is gonna love this.
A servant knocks on the door. 'Your majesty?'.
'Yes, what is it?'. The servant nervously says 'Stella, and Stolas Goetia are here to see you, sir'.
'Huh, really? Well, let them in'. The servant walks away. After a few seconds, he comes back with both of the Goetia's behind him.
Lucifer says 'Leave us' to the servant. Said servant leaves the three royalties be. Lucifer addresses his guests. 'Ms. and Mr. Goetia. What a surprise. May I ask what brings you here? The next meeting with other royalties isn't till 4 weeks'.
Stolas is nervous. After that roleplay with Blitzy failed miserably with both of them getting caught by Lucifer, his reputation is THIS CLOSE from going in the toilet. However, Stella doesn't know that. SO he's confused as to why Stella asked/ordered him to come with her to meet Lucifer. She didn't make ONE comment that indicates she does know. Nor did she scream, shout, or throw anything at him the entire morning.
Stella on the other hand knows exactly what she's doing. She has given it some thought, more so than she did in an entire lifetime. She can't keep this up with Stolas doing whatever with an imp. Their reputation is hanging on a thin line. One errant twitch, and it's over. So Stella is gonna do something she'd never thought of doing. It's risky, irrational, and utterly ridiculous. But if Stolas is jumping the boat, she'll gladly kick him off.
'We want to file for a divorce'.
Stolas couldn't help his shock and surprise and asks 'We do?'. Stella gives him a death glare, meaning she's not kidding. That shock replaces itself with elation and excitement he can barely contain. 'I mean YES, we do. We absolutely do... that'.
Lucifer puts his hands together. He closes his eyes. He takes a deep breath. In, and out. He then does that grin that's supposed that ease you, yet it does the opposite.
'Excuse me. But could you kindly explain in detail... WHAT THE F*-'
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When Jacob was about to ask the two overlords if they need anything, he saw that they were talking about something. Out of politeness, he waited for the conversation to end. Just outside the door to the balcony. However, he couldn't help but put his ear to the door to listen in. He just couldn't help it. Not every day two overlords, one of whom who owns the place come here to drink. If he didn't know any better, he'd say they were dating. It was SO MUCH MORE THEN THAT.
So the girl, Velvet, had some confidence issues, but then Vox consoled her. And even confessed. Then Velvet confessed. And now they are holding hands and they're smiling and OH MY GOD HE COULDN'T TAKE IT!!!! He should congratulate them! But would mean pointing out he just eavesdropped. Invoking the wrath of two overlords is a bit too much for his liking. He has an idea! He goes downstairs and walks to a bulletin board. It has all kinds of flyers and advertisements. Let's see. Lulu land? No, that one burned down 3 months ago. Harvest Moon Festival? No, that's too country for the modern overlords. Ozzie's? Close, but no. That's lust, and that's should be for MUCH later.
Aha! Lost Lovers Lake in the ring of Envy! That place always attracts newborn couples! It's a perfect suggestion for a first date. Now to sneakily give it to them. He hears a beeping noise that signals him to get back to the table. He puts the flyer in his pocket and goes to the balcony. 'Is there anything you need? A refill? A snack?'. Vox answers 'The bill please'. Jacob nods 'Of course Mr. Vox'. He goes to the checkout and prints out the bill. He goes back to the two overlords and hands them the bill. With the flyer underneath it. 'Your bill, sir'. Vox gives the waiter a stack of money and says 'Keep the change'. Jacobs nods, takes the money, says 'Thank you Mr. Vox', and leaves. As he leaves, he hears Velvet say 'What is this? 'Lost Lovers Lake'? *Gasp* That is perfect for our first date'.
Operation First Date is completed. Good job, Jacob. Why thank you, Jacob. He thinks he deserves a reward. With the stack of money, he knows just how.
Clock out early, buy weed, get high and masturbate to audio porn. The Dutch Triple Dick-Decker.
<----End of Part 1