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Chapter 5

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I'm back. you will never get rid of me.

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just your average joe @joe_andhisabs · 12min

@cherryblossom is a CHEATING CHEATER who CHEATS (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

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matchablossom 🌸🍵 @swishily-gay

NO THIS CAN’T BE THE END OF MATCHABLOSSOM

 

            Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

            we worked too hard to get where we are today T-T

 

            vivi | listening to #SECRET NUMBER @stan-loona

            the end of matchablossom? over my dead body

 

Cherry Blossom ✓ @cherryblossom

It’s Monopoly everybody cheats in Monopoly.

 

            matchablossom 🌸🍵 @swishily-gay

            OH THANK GOD @gaysk8r @stan-loona IT’S OK IT WAS JUST MONOPOLY

 

            Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

            we aren’t out of the red zone yet, monopoly has destroyed many relationships

 

            vivi | listening to #SECRET NUMBER @stan-loona

            all we can do now is pray 🙏

 

            just your average joe @joe_andhisabs

            @cherryblossom if you’re so nonchalant about cheating in monopoly…

 

            just your average joe @joe_andhisabs

            who knows what else you could cheat in??

 

            matchablossom 🌸🍵 @swishily-gay

            NO

 

            extra @thirsty4bakuhoe

            HELL NAH I DON’T WANT THEM TO BREAK UP OVER FUCKING MONOPOLY

 

            matchablossom news @s-matchablossom-tracker

            breaking news: matchablossom breakup?? shippers’ hearts broken

 

            gay for gays @lgbt-life

            f in the chat for the shippers

 

            matchablossom 🌸🍵 @swishily-gay

            @lgbt-life not the time, we’re in mourning

 


 

just your average joe @joe_andhisabs · 2h

@cherryblossom date 2nite?

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Cherry Blossom ✓ @cherryblossom

Not with that appalling spelling.

 

            just your average joe @joe_andhisabs

            :(

 

            matchablossom news @s-matchablossom-tracker

            matchablossom didn’t break up?

 

            wdym :) @lolol_cats

            joe and cherry are such trolls istg

 


 

Sia La Luce ✓ @sialaluceitalian · 1h

Today is our tenth anniversary! To celebrate, we’ve made a special menu, just for today. #italian #SiaLaLuce #restaurant

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rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

@sk8snow let’s go <3 i’m paying

 

            langagaaaaa 🛹 @sk8snow

            I agree except I’m paying

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            Sorry, I can’t agree with that.

 

            langagaaaaa 🛹 @sk8snow

            you. me. race. now. winner pays.

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            bet you’re on, i’mma beat your ass

 

            vivi | listening to #CLC @stan-loona

            fight fight fight fight

 

            matchablossom 🌸🍵 @swishily-gay

            FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

            Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

            I am now invested and I wanna know who won

 


 

rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki · 36min

i won y’all

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Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

niceee

 

vivi | listening to #CLC @stan-loona

nice one dude

 

matchablossom 🌸🍵 @swishily-gay

lmao rip snow

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            fr tho he’s been staring at his pasta for the last twenty minutes

 

            catboi @thehero

            lmao L ig

 


 

vivi | listening to #PURPLE KISS @stan-loona

came out to my mum as demigirl and lesbian today! luckily she was very supportive, but I couldn’t have done it without the support of my friends @swishily-gay and @gaysk8r. Ilysm! Let’s keep skating together for a long time! <3

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matchablossom 🌸🍵 @swishily-gay

omg congrats!! so proud of u and so happy for u <3 ily too

 

            Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

            omg vivi!!! literally crying rn, so happy for u! ily so so much❣️

 

           rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            @sk8snow are they copying us? skating for a long time = skating for infinity??

 

            langagaaaaa 🛹 @sk8snow

            @sk8reki definitely copying

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            I’ll let it pass this time bc gj on coming out (!!!)

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            but unfortunately this is plagiarism

 

            vivi | listening to #PURPLE KISS @stan-loona

            @sk8reki @sk8snow ???

 


 

catboi @thehero · 1h

teehee uwu master *shuffles closer shyly* w-w-what can I do for you?? *blushes* pwease don’t huwt me 🥺

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kojiro @dopeygorilla

kid?? are you okay? are you safe?? do I need to call the police???

 

 

            kaoru @foureyes

            I agree with the gorilla. Is someone forcing you to do this?

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            lmao chill y’all I just stole his phone

 

            catboi @thehero

            oh so it was you??? 🙃

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            oh shit-

 


 

rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki · 10min

I SURVIVED Y’ALL

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catboi @thehero

barely

 


 

s theories @obsessed-with-s · 1h

recently started thinking: is @thehero the famous chinen miya? we know that this user often interacts with cherry blossom, joe, snow, and snow’s bf reki – the group miya usually interacts with at s. have we found miya’s twitter??

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snowing in okinawa @snow-is-bae

that reminds me I need to go follow reki

 

vivi | listening to #YYXY @stan-loona

this isn’t even a theory, it’s fact. snow, reki, and joe have literally called them miya before

 

            catboi @thehero

            it’s an inside joke, u wouldn’t understand slime

 

            vivi | listening to #YYXY @stan-loona

            k but chinen miya is known to call people slimes often

 

            catboi @thehero

            no he isn’t

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            lmao dude you suck at hiding your identity

 

            catboi @thehero

            stfu you’re not helping

 


 

rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki · 34min

@thehero that’s it, i no cover for you no more!!! peoples, i have a BIG announcement!!! this child IS chinen miya!!!!

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just your average joe @joe_andhisabs

kiddo, we need to have a conversation about privacy

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            no i checked with miya he said it was fine

 

          just your average joe @joe_andhisabs

            oh ok that’s fine then

 

          just your average joe @joe_andhisabs

            real quick tho: don’t reveal other people’s identities if they aren’t ok with it

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            yes agreed

 

Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

lmao @stan-loona u were right lol

 

            vivi | listening to #YYXY @stan-loona

            ofc I was I’m literally the god of knowing everything about everyone

 

catboi @thehero

when you said you were going to reveal my identity I didn’t think you’d do it with a legally blonde reference

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            i mean how else would I do it tho??? elle woods is iconic and so is the musical

 

            catboi @thehero

            I agree, I just wasn’t expecting it

Notes:

idk who they are or how they got here but that one twitter user in this fic @stan-loona? she is me. I am her. we are the same person and I love them so much.

also yes I will push my niziu agenda until the day I die

Notes:

thank you for reading! I'm always open to constructive criticism and feedback, so if you would like please let me know what I'm doing ok and what I can improve!