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O Holy Night (to the tune of "O Holy Night")
Oh Holy night, his blades are brightly shining
This is the night of our dear Victor’s birth
Long live his skates, and all his many records
Till he competes and breaks them once more
His thrilling jumps, his glorious spins and edges
His flowing hair, and all his sparkly shirts
Fall and get up, we must compete against him
Oh night divine, Oh night, when Vic was born
Oh night divine, Oh night, oh night divine
Led by the light of ice rinks that are gleaming
The glowing ice by the rink gates we stand
So led by the light of this star sweetly beaming
His skate has gone just as well as he’d planned
The prince of ice stands holding shining gold
A crown of rose sits on his gorgeous hair
Stand next to him, it’s time to learn to be bold
Behold our prince, beside him we must stand
Behold our prince, beside him we must stand
Truly we fought to meet him where he’s standing
Out on the rink in his kingdom of ice
Records will break, and all his jumps are landing
To get to him, this TS wont suffice
Sweet songs of joy, and gorgeous arias playing
We’ll always watch all his programs again
Victor’s the best, O praise his name forever!
His talent and beauty evermore proclaim
His talent and beauty evermore proclaim
Skating around the Vicmas Rink (to the tune of "Rockin' around the Christmas Tree")
Skating around the Vicmas rink
At the Castle made of Ice
Figures all carved so carefully
All the skaters were precise
Skating around the Vicmas rink
Let the Vicmas spirit ring
Later we’ll watch the Nationals
And cheer on the skating king
Judges better listen to the cheering when they hear
Fans all screaming he’s the greatest
Maybe we are not the straightest
Skating around the Vicmas rink
It’s a happy holiday,
Everyone skating merrily
In their own or rented skates.
Judges better listen to the cheering when they hear
Fans all screaming he’s the greatest
Maybe we are not the straightest
Skating around the Vicmas rink
It’s a happy holiday,
Everyone skating merrily
In their own or rented skates.
Yura the Angry Kitten (to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer")
You know Phichit and Christophe and Mila and Georgi
Sara and Mickey and Seung Gil and JJ
But do you recall, the most angry skater of all
Yura the angry kitten
Has a very scowly face
And if you ever saw it
You would run an leave that place
All of the other skaters
Used to run and hide in fear
They knew that angry Yura
Would likely kick them in the rear
Then one fateful hot springs night
Victor gave him news
“Yura with your angry way,
You will skate to agape.”
Then all the skaters loved him
As they cheered him on with glee
Yura the angry kitten, you have just made history
Silent Ice (to the tune of "Silent Night")
Silent Ice, Gleaming ice
All is calm, Lights are bright
Waiting for his music to start
I sure hope that the judges are smart
Give him gold here tonight
Give him gold here tonight
SIlent ice, Gleaming ice
Hear them cheer ‘what a sight’
See the flowers fall from fans above
Showing praise to this man we all love
Wow, his scores are so high
Wow, his scores are so high
SIlent ice, Gleaming ice
Victor is the champion
He won gold with another record
It’s no wonder that he’s so adored
Victor, god of the ice
Victor, god of the ice
Silver Wins Gold (to the tune of "Silver and Gold")
Silver wins gold
Silver wins gold
Ev’ryone wishes
That silver wins gold
How do you total
his scores
Hear how the crowd cheers
That shakes the whole rink
Silver wins gold
Silver wins gold
Means so much more when I see
Silver with gold skating medals
From on the podium
Silver wins gold
Silver wins gold
Ev’ryone wishes
That silver wins gold
How do you total
his scores
Hear how the crowd cheers
That shakes the whole rink
Silver wins gold
Silver wins gold
Means so much more when I see
Silver with gold decoration
On ev’ry podium
Victor Baby (To the tune of "Santa Baby") (There's a very Eros dance that goes with it that I will leave to your imagination)
Victor baby, please bring a poodle over for me, or three
Been an awful good boy
Victor baby, so hurry from the ice rink tonight
Victor baby, a ticket to your newest ice show, front row
I’ll be cheering you on
Victor baby, so hurry from the ice rink tonight
Think of all the fun we’d miss
Think of all the times that we could share a kiss
Tonight it could be just as good
I’ve even learned some things from Chris
Victor baby, I want to win, or maybe silver will do
I’ve been waiting so long
Victor baby, so hurry from the ice rink tonight
Victor honey, one little thing I really need
The key to a private ice rink
Victor baby, so hurry from the ice rink tonight
Victor cutie, I want to have some ice time for two with you
I've been practicing, dear
Victor cutie, and hurry to the ice rink tonight
Come and trim my Vicmas tree
Then maybe we could go sit out by the sea
I really do admire you
So please don’t take your eyes off me
Victor baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring, not just one on the phone
Victor baby, so hurry from the ice rink tonight
Hurry from the ice rink tonight
Hurry, tonight