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1:26 am
Ladybug
ok important question that i need answered asap
how many spots are on my suit
and does it changw day to day
Queen Bee
Holy shit she lives
Carapace
ladybug,,,, what
Chat Noir!
you haven’t chatted in like 10 days and lead in with that???
Ladybug
i swear i literally wont be able to sleep until someone answers the question
Chat Noir!
i'm sensing there may be a deeper issue we need to address
Carapace
(hes an empath like that)
Rena Rouge
23
Ladybug
WAIT ACTUALLY
Rena Rouge
yeah lmao i counted once
Queen Bee
literally why😭😭
Rena Rouge
Im like
A big fan
Chat Noir!
damn
Rena Rouge
Also no they dont change day to day why would you think that???
(yes i have checked)
Ladybug
idk i just couldnt stop wondering and for some reason not lnowing was stressing me out
Chat Noir!
correct me if im wrong
but this couldn’t possibly have anything to do with you not responding for the last week
and being grumpy on patrol
would it?
Ladybug
i wasnt grumpy on patrol 😐😐
Chat Noir!
mm hmm
Queen Bee
how are you doing ladybug?
Ladybug
so good
like actually fantastic
living my best life
gasloght hatekeep girlbossing
live laugh loving my way through paris
Carapace
wow that good?
Rena Rouge
Would like to let you all know that for personal reasons I will be leaving my gatekeeping era and entering my hatekeeping era
Queen Bee
do you want to talk about anything
Ladybug
nope!
Carapace
… okay
wanna hear about the wack ass dream i had during my after school nap
Rena Rouge
Hell yeah
Carapace
i had a dream that we all started a band
and had like a soundcloud and everything
but for some reason no one believed it was us??
so we got sued for identity theft or some shit??
and it was like this whole thing
and then we had to go to court?? and hawkmoth was there?? and mr pigeon was the judge???
Queen Bee
LMFAOOO
WTFF
Chat Noir!
what genre of music did we make
Carapace
JAZZ LMAOO
chat you played the saxophone it was amazing
Rena Rouge
thats so funny fr
Chat Noir!
i'm personally more of a piano person but i'll allow it
Ladybug
wait what did i play
Carapace
the trombone abdjskana
your arms were too short to play some notes so you had to use your feet
Rena Rouge
AHAHA
Ladybug
smh
Carapace
chloe played the drums
but she was like expressionlessly hitting the cymbals with dark sunglasses over her eyes
all dramatic and shit
Queen Bee
IM DYING
Rena Rouge
its almost 2 am I CANNOT TAKE THIS
Queen Bee
my eyes are literally blurring i cannof see the screen
going to bed goodnight friends
Chat Noir!
good night!!
Carapace
gn!
Rena Rouge
me too besties i got school tmr
Ladybug!
good night every budy!!
Private Chat with Chat Noir & Ladybug
2:34 am
Chat Noir
Hey mlady
if you ever want to talk about anything
just know i'm here for you
you’re giving ~stress~
and i want to make sure you're okay
Ladybug
thanks chat
i really appreciate that
theres just a lot goin g on thwse days
but ill try to be more present with the group and less grumpy i promise
Chat Noir
buggy you have no obligation to be always available or always upbeat
you can be as grumpy as you need to be
is there anything i can do to help you though?
Ladybug
not really
ive just been so busy and the akumas have been so much lately
and ive been fighting with my parents so much
and im pretty sure ive said nothing but lies for the past month
im so fucking tired
Chat Noir
aww mladyy
i understand
Ladybug
fuck
im literally crying what the fuck
this isnt very girlboss of me
Chat Noir
im so sorry
i wish i could give you a hug rn
Ladybug
me too
UGH FUCK ME IN THE LITERAL FUCKING ASS
my phones at 5 percent and i left my charger downstairs
anyways
how are you doing these days
Chat Noir
oh you know
the usual
Ladybug
sending you virtual hugs
Chat Noir
thanks bestie
also sending you virtual hugs but mine are somehow better
Ladybug
nuh uh im a way better hugger
Chat Noir
sounds fake but ok
Ladybug
no seriously
virtually im sending you literally the best hug youve ever had in your life rn
Chat Noir
to be fair any hug would prob be the best hug ever to my depressed ass
but mine would definitely be better than yours
so comforting
so grounding
Ladybug
well i guess we’ll just have to find out who the better hugger is next patrol
Chat Noir
i guess so
Ladybug
fine
Chat Noir
fine.
Ladybug
i miss u chat
which is dumb cuz i saw you this morning
but im sorry i havent really been able to talk
i hope you know im thinking of you even when im not the best at showing it
youre my best friend and its so sad because i dont even know your name but
i love you sm you dumb cat
Chat Noir
🥺🥺🥺
(i have no idea how to respond to affection)
(but thanks (?))
❤️❤️❤️
Ladybug
wow i really need to go to sleep im getting so sappy this is embarrassing
goodnight chaton
Chat Noir
good night mlady
8:46 am
Queen Bee
good morning to everyone except the person who put 1 pump of caramel into my latte instead of 2
Ladybug
evedyone makes mistakes!
Rena Rouge
Yeah stfu queenie some of us dont have lattes
Carapace
frrr some of us are taking tests at 8 am completely caffeine sober🙄🙄
Chat Noir!
omg twinsies🤩
Queen Bee
its good to be rich
you guys should try it sometime
Rena Rouge
girl i stg…
Chat Noir!
queen bee i love you and i know youve been working on it but you gotta tone the bragging down
Queen Bee
you guys WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME
this bitch in my class
(i wont name names because i think you guys have met her)
(marinette)
JUST RAN INTO ME AND MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE
ALL OVER THE FLOOR
and she does that clumsy shit all the time
BUT I THINK IT WAS ON PURPOSE TODAY
Ladybug
karmas a bitch
Rena Rouge
sometimes the universe is just *chef’s kiss*
Carapace
yall are gonna get me in trouble for texting while taking a test
Ladybug
then put your phone away???
Queen Bee
omg heyyyy ladybug
loml
so glad you could join us today
Ladybug
i really need to mute this chat
Chat Noir!
just finished my test😙
really craving croissants rn
if only i had a croissant
if only someone would give me a delicious buttery croissant to help celebrate finishing my test
🥐🥐🥐🥐
you know what sounds good?
a croissant
Rena Rouge
pls chat stfu im begging
we all want croissants ok youre not special
Carapace
your special to ME bro
dont losten to the haters
follow your croissant dreams
Chat Noir!
IF ONLY a certain RED AND BLACK SPOTTED FRIEND woud get CROISSANTS with me
Ladybug
my ladybug senses are tingling
why to i have the faint sense that chat noir wants croissants🤨🤨🤨
Chat Noir!
ugh so true ladybug your mind😍😍
Ladybug
…
fine
meet at eiffel tower at 12
Chat Noir!
ugh youre the best🤩🤩