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    “You’re going to let me go into the past to try and change what happened? Why would You do that? Why not just change it Yourself? With a single word You can get him sent back down from Heaven. You can make it so he never decided to leave in the first place.”

    For a moment, Crowley thought that She wouldn’t answer. He’d already gotten more than one question answered today, and that was more than he ever thought he’d get.

    Just when he was least expecting it, God spoke again.

    “IF I DID THAT, IT WOULDN’T BE HIS CHOICE, WOULD IT?”

    Crowley shrugged concedingly. She had a point there, he supposed.

     

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    Crowley has a second chance to get Aziraphale back. Or rather, seven chances. He just needs to pick the right moment in their shared past where he'll be able to convince Aziraphale to stay with him instead of going to Heaven. Simple enough, right?

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    27 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Dagon sighed as they picked up yet another piece of paperwork and turned it over, quickly scanning the page and then groaning again when they recognized the unnecessarily extravagant serpentine signature at the bottom of the document. Ugh, Crowley’s reports were always annoying. Not that there was such a thing as a demonic report that wasn’t annoying, of course. Especially this time of the decade.

    It was Seven Deadly Sins report season, when Hellish policy dictated that every earthside agent turn in a report enumerating at least one example of how they’d fomented each of the seven Deadlies during the last sin cycle.

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    Seven Deadly Sins Highlights, excerpted from the Report of Earthside Agent Crowley (AKA Serpent of Eden)

    • One of my ongoing projects is working on promoting pride among huge numbers of humans. Pride parades, parties, etc. I go to many of the events and encourage the ones I can’t attend. Thousands and thousands of people are now more prideful because of my intervention.
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    23 Apr 2026

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    “About that, who was he? Like his rank? Do you know?”

    Beelzebub crinkles their nose, “What, like how I used to be a Seraph?” While the topic wasn’t that sensitive anymore to them, it was rather weird how Gabriel was asking it out of the blue.

    Gabriel nods, “Yes, that. What was he before?”

    “He was…” Beelzebub began, scanning their own memories. They remembered Crowley as a rather happy looking cherub with bouncy curls and a bright smile, always full of mischief outside of his regular duties. Duties that consisted of…

    “He…” Beelzebub repeated, suddenly unsure.

    They remembered their time as a Seraph, one that had all too much fun promoting disobedience, but for Crowley, when they try scratching for more than just the surface, everything comes up blank.

    Gabriel looks at them expectantly, but all Beelzebub does is breathe out a soft, “Huh.”

     

    [Or: Gabriel regained his memories after unlocking the fly Beelzebub had given him; turns out there were more memories he lost than he originally thought.

    Or or: The “Everyone but me has forgotten we were siblings and I have no clue how to deal with that” fic]

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    03 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    Hero chooses to stay dead.

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    15 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Basically A fluffy little V-day one-shot with the best Shakespeare lovebirds, B & B <3

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    (The second chapter is a modern English translation of what they're saying in the first chp. cause I was stupid and decided to make them still speak in Shakespearean English so take your pick)

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    15 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love that it's written in Shakespearean English. Very charming