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Summary:

On the Cultivators Collective forums, users YilingPatriarch and Hanguang-Jun connect.

In real life, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan clash. Sometimes. Frequently. Often.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Cultivation Collective

Founded in 2006, Cultivation Collective is an international discussion forum for practicing cultivators all over the world to collaborate, share resources, and learn together — all to suppress evil and do good. 

Please read our rules and regulations prior to registering with a pseudonym. 

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CC / United States / West Coast

✨ CALIFORNIA ✨

 

02/23/2022 6:41 PM 

YilingPatriarch

Active User

 

HEY, B*TCHES. 

I just officially moved to the ✨Golden State ✨. Back to California actually lol, but I haven’t been here since I was a kid and don’t know what’s up with the cultivation scene anymore. Where does everyone hang out?? Do we have a cultivation bar yet? Is it mostly sect cultivation still or are there more of us flying solo? 

 

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02/23/2022 6:45 PM 

Headshaker

Community Contributor

 

Oh?? The cultivator community is so small… wouldn’t it be funny if we knew each other haha!

Welcome back to California, Yiling! Sadly, SO sadly, we don’t have a bar! I heard NYC has a cultivator bar situation going on ?? is it ?? True? 

I’m afraid the sect cultivator scene is still pretty strong here, so I don’t know much about rogue cultivation. Maybe someone else can pitch in here? 

 

>> YilingPatriarch

THERE WAS AND I CANNOT COMMENT FURTHER. 

 

>> Headshaker

Pls. pls. 

 

>> YilingPatriarch

no :(

 

02/23/2022 7:05 PM 

MianMian

Community Contributor

 

It’s still a shit show here lol!!! The rogue cultivation scene is much better in NYC. I won’t go into details, but the sects run the show in the major cities here. But California’s a big state, and they can’t go everywhere. There’s a lot for us still to do. 

If you’re in the LA area, the Yi City Tea Shop 1) has good boba, and 2) is a good way to connect with some local cultivators. Either way, PM me and I can hook you up with some other locals. 

 

>> YilingPatriarch 

MianMian!!!! My hero!

 

>> MianMian

It’s not for free! I hear you’re not bad with talismans? 

 

>> YilingPatriarch 

I’ll PM you ;)))

 

>> GoldenPeony

Why is it a “shit show” here, MianMian? 

 

>> MianMian

Do I really have to tell you?

 

>> Chifeng-Zun

it’s the fucking wens. 

 

>> GoldenPeony 

It’s not THAT bad. 

 

>> YilingPatriarch 

Maybe it’s just not that bad for you??

 

>> GoldenPeony 

What do you know? You just got here. 

 

>> YilingPatriarch

Golden? Peony?? I wonder what sect disciple you could be…

 

>> MianMian

Lol. 

 

>> Headshaker

Hahahahaa. 

 

>> GoldenPeony

Fuck off. 

 

>> Hanguang-Jun

Cultivator Collective does not allow discussion of sect politics. This comment thread has been shut down. 

 

02/23/2022 7:48 PM 

Hanguang-Jun

Forum Moderator

 

Hello, YilingPatriarch. Welcome to the West Coast sub-forum. This is a reminder to all participants of this thread that personal information like sect affiliation and city names cannot be disclosed publicly on Cultivation Collective. 

To answer your questions, the annual West Coast Cultivation Conference is in July. Registration is still open, and this may be a good opportunity to meet your peers. Both sect-affiliated and and not sect-affiliated cultivators practice in California. 

 

>> YilingPatriarch

OMG are you a Lan disciple? 

 

>> Hanguang-Jun

Please read the first paragraph of my post carefully. 

 

>> YilingPatriarch

I’m only joking! It’s a general Lan joke! Because they’re so stuffy? You know?

 

>> Hanguang-Jun

Do I? 

 

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CC / United States / West Coast

March 2022: Local Event Round-Up 

 

03/02/2022 6:10 PM 

Zewu-Jun

Forum Moderator

 

Hello, West Coast! Here’s your monthly round-up of local cultivation events. Feel free to add anything else I’ve missed in the comments below or +complete the form to add events for next month. 

March 5

Meditate with Gusu Lan

Online - +Register here for the Zoom link

 

March 12

Cultivator Heroes: Past and Present - Museum Exhibit Opening 

Autry Museum of the American West, Los Angeles, California

Novice Musical Cultivation - Hosted by @Hanguang-Jun 

Online - +Register here for the Zoom link

 

March 13

Cultivation Chats and Coffee

Yi City Tea Shop, Los Angeles, California

 

March 19

Let’s Talk About Cool Swords in History - Hosted by @Chifeng-Zun

Online - +Register here for the Zoom link

Open Session: The Rise of Demonic Cultivation

University of California, Los Angeles, California 

Basic Archery - Jiang 

Lotus House, San Francisco, California 

 

March 20 

Traditional Sparring - Nie 

Los Angeles, California (please contact Nie Mingjue for more details)

Meditate with Gusu Lan

Online - +Register here for the Zoom link

LA Cultivators Nights Out!!!!

Los Angeles, California (please contact Nie Huisang for more details)

 

March 26

Guqin for Beginners with Lan Zhan 

Gusu Lan, San Francisco, California 

 

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03/02/2022 6:30 PM 

Lianfang-Zun

Active User

 

Great round-up, Zewu-Jun!

 

03/02/2022 7:12 PM 

MianMian

Community Contributor

 

Thanks, Zewu-Jun! So who is coming to LA Cultivators Night Out lol. 

 

>> Headshaker

👀👀👀

 

>> Shuanghua

My partner and I are looking forward to it!

 

03/02/2022 7:15 PM 

Shanghua 

Active User

 

Thanks as always for the round-up, Zewu-Jun!

 

03/02/2022 8:34 PM

LoudAndProud

Active User

 

Ok ok I didn’t get to submit this in time but!!! Is any cultivator interested in an ancient cultivation inspired DnD game? We could start with a one-shot… Real modern cultivators roleplaying historical cultivators…

 

>> Shizui 

 

I remember seeing this in the hobbies subforum before! Did you find a DM? 

 

>> LoudAndProud

 

NO :( It's a niche 

 

>> CultivationRomantic 

 

IM IN IM IN IM INNNN

 

>> LingLing

 

This sounds dumb. 

 

>> LoudAndProud

 

UR dumb. 

 

03/02/2022 9:04 PM 

SanduShengshou

Active User

 

Thank you, Zewu-Jun. Basic archery is first-come, first-serve, so no need to register. If you’re new to cultivation or interested in practicing your archery, please show up. 

 

03/02/2022 9:44 PM 

WhenChao

Active User

 

I thought forum moderators are supposed to be fair wtf. Where are the Wen round-up events?? I only see shitty Lan events. 

 

++ JOIN WEN CULTIVATION EVENTS HERE ++

 

>> SanduShengshou

Did you use the form lol 

 

>> YilingPatriarch

All these events are for Wen sect members only…?

 

>> Zewu-Jun

WhenChao, you may use +this form to submit local events for April. Please note that any events submitted must be open to cultivators from all or none sects. 

 

>> WhenChao 

This comment has been deleted by moderators.

 

>> MianMian

wow. FUCK OFF. 

 

>> YilingPatriarch

This comment has been deleted by moderators.

 

>> SanduShengshou

This comment has been deleted by moderators.

 

>> MIanmian

This comment has been deleted by moderators.

 

>> Hanguang-Jun

@WhenChao, this is your second warning. We never permit sharing other members’ personal information even if “everybody knows it.”

 

Other comments were deleted due to discussing sect politics. This comment thread has been closed. 

 

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legendofasami asked

hi! my girlfriend’s from a cultivator family, and i was trying to learn more about it and ended up on the CC forums. and… super confused by the sect politics in America?? is there a guide 💀

 

cultivationhistory

hi!!! welcome!!! +feel free to check out my cultivation 101 post for more resources

so i THINK you’re talking about west coast sects since the east coast is pretty much all minor sets and rogue cultivation. there’s no real guide, but i can give you the 101!

 

so the cultivation collective forum was actually opened by Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan, both basically leaders of prominent sects, so the forum ITSELF is political. but they also ban any kind of sect politics talk so… make it make sense. 

 

some of the members use CC for sect promotion, so it’s kind of obvious who they are (Lan Xichen has publicly stated he’s Zewu-Jun +in a news article ). cultivating is dangerous though, so they’re big on internet privacy. even if we all know who someone is, we keep it off the forums.

 

rn the wens have essentially been trying to grab all the night hunts (traditional terms for ghost busting) and just doing a generally really bad job of it, so it’s got everybody on edge.

 

Mod O

 

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legendofasami asked

ty!!!! ok one more quick question: is this… a cultivation fandom?? the vibes are…

 

cultivationhistory

… kind of???? 

 

haha there’s not really a straight answer. it’s mostly cultivators participating in the “fandom” though. part of it is just everyone using the internet to google talismans, send alerts about night hunts, ask questions, etc. etc. same as any hobby fandom. the other part is… social media. 

 

+lotus house jiangs: youtube account

+nie: cultivation weapons history podcast

+lan zhan soundcloud

 

you have to remember that this is a REALLY small community ok. no one is writing real people fanfic (probably). but… do we geek out over lan zhans rest recordings?? guilty as charged. the cultivation academics niche is its own fandom too lol.

 

so the real answer is sometimes. to us on tumblr, anyway.

 

Mod O

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CC / United States / West Coast

Save California Waterways??

 

02/25/2022 12:14 AM 

SparrowFlight12

New User

 

So I didn’t want to bother any real cultivators with it because… It’s annoying but not dangerous. But the pond in my neighborhood has the worst water spirit infestation right now, and the pond’s too shallow for anyone to DROWN, but it’s been a serious nuisance. 

Does anyone have some advice for how to deal with this myself? I can cultivate, but I haven’t dealt with water spirits before.

 

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02/25/2022 1:15 AM 

YilingPatriarch

Active User

 

Hey, Sparrow! Please don’t ever hesitate to send out a Night Hunt alert or contact your local cultivators. Water spirit infestations start out small and harmless, but they can quickly become dangerous over time. 

If you decide to deal with this yourself, here’s a step-to-step guide: 

  1. Make sure no one but you and a trusted friend (who can cultivate) is near the pond. Water spirits tend to… [Click to expand this post]

 

>> Headshaker

@SanduShengshou Wait, isn’t this the Jiang method?

 

>> SanduShengshou

Seems like it.

 

>> YilingPatriarch

Haha should have credited! The Jiang Youtube has a few videos on water spirit infestations. Great resource. 

 

>> SparrowFlight12

Actually, we did contact our local sect, but they never responded. Luckily, this worked wonders! Thanks, Yiling and Sandu!

 

>> YilingPatriarch

Glad to hear it!

 

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Nie Huisang

i saw u were online on FB

back in LA?

 

Read at 2:12 AM

 

Yiling Patriarch? 

 

Wei Ying

im back bitches

 

Nie Huisang

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wei Ying

how did u find out

 

Nie Huisang

i have my ways. did u tell yanli?

 

Wei Ying

no!! pls don’t tell anyone :( 

 

Nie Huisang

they all miss you

but ok

i won’t 

 

Wei Ying

thanks

drinks on me this weekend :))))

 

Nie Huisang

:)))))))))))))

Notes:

hi!!! this formatting was hellish & i have newfound great respect for ppl who have done these before! anyway, i hope the usernames aren't too confusing (i tried to make them as obvious as possible but am always accepting suggestions haha).

this won't be quite explained in the fic, but essentially, this is a modern world setting where supernatural problems happen. there are different ways to deal with it, but cultivation is a popular one. many people may have basic cultivation skills to handle basic supernatural pests, but you would alert cultivators for major stuff.

i hope y'all enjoy!