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  like a house on fire by acronymed

  Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  27 Aug 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Marianne von Edmund/Hilda Valentine Goneril
  • Hilda Valentine Goneril & Claude von Riegan
  • Sylvain Jose Gautier & Hilda Valentine Goneril
  • My Unit | Byleth/Claude von Riegan
  • Hilda Valentine Goneril
  • Claude von Riegan
  • Sylvain Jose Gautier
  • Marianne von Edmund
  • Golden Deer Students (Fire Emblem)
  • Golden Deer House more like Golden QUEER House amirite
  • hilda is best girl
  • this is literally just a dumpster fire dedicated to my fave chaotic bisexuals
  • there's a whole host of other pairings that get mentioned
  • byleth is basically the ultimate matchmaker
  • rated for dumb teens being dumb and horny and swearing
  • This Is Absolute Crack

  Summary

  Six months into the school year, Hilda comes to the horrifying realization that everyone who gets paired up for weekly chores ends up dating. Claude proceeds to make it his life's mission to pull weeds with Teach.

  It goes about as well as expected.

  Or: That time Byleth was accidentally the world's greatest matchmaker while also having zero social skills and Hilda, understandably, was 100% done with everyone.

  Language:

  English

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  Comments:

  88

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