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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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As Chad and Robert get ready in the morning, the former reconciles with the fact that he has not, in fact, ruined Robert.
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Post-season 1
Trigger Warning: Implied neglectful parent (good ole Robbie), mentions of previously unhealthy lifestyle -
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Robert has to discipline Flambae at work, and gets a different kind of discipline later
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- Part 10 of Frenemies with Benefits
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Flambert Prison Mates AU
Robert is trying to investigate a criminal organization while also trying not to stare at his cellmate's hair, Flambae is slowly becoming weirdly protective of the "feral little shit" he's rooming with, and approximately seven hundred desserts changing hands. It's fine. Everything's fine. Robert is definitely not catching feelings for a man who would absolutely incinerate him if he knew the truth. Definitely not.
(Spoiler: He is. He so, so is.)
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Robert has chronic pain, and he has a REALLY bad flare-up at the end of his shift. Instead of asking for help, he toughs it out, and then is late to his shift the next day. He looks rough, yeah. Maybe Chad does have to take pity on him, but that’s all it is! He doesn’t like the bitch or anything.