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  1. Harry Potter And The- so I really am Fate's Bitch? by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    28 Oct 2025

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    Harry Potter was absolutely, unashamedly, done.
    First, Voldy uses a Ritual to bring his pasty snake ass back to life, killing Cedric- which, by the way, thanks for the extra trauma.
    Second, Harry goes through a lovely year of being tortured with a damn writing utensil and ends up in Azkaban after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries- which Dumbledore chose not to prevent.
    So, y'know, fuck him.

    One year later Harry gets released... only to find out he has to go back to the Dursley's; which, no thanks- his cell in Azkaban was looking rather comfy, in comparison to that hell hole.

    Luckily for the plot, Sirius knows of Harry's true parentage and decides it'll be better for everyone if Harry just pops over to America to be emancipated so he could then live with his godfather; it's not like this Tony Stark guy will put up much of a fuss right?
    Right???

    Gods, Mercenaries, Super-spies, romance and a Headmaster who won't let his weapon go-

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    English
    Words:
    69,677
    Chapters:
    10/21
    Collections:
    54
    Comments:
    1,148
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    15,582
    Bookmarks:
    4,281
    Hits:
    375,015

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