I Eat EWE 24/7 [HP ⚡ 𝐴𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑡 𝐿𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝐸𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛]
First of: Fuck JKR & all TERFS
Secondly: Fuck the Epilogue & this is an anti canon ships collection - & I'm also an anti Dramione & Harmony so, there is that.
TO CLARIFY = I DONT ENDORSE THE BORUTO ENDING WITH THE CLONE CHILDREN NOR RECOGNIZE CURSED CHILD AS CANON.SO HERE there will be specifically ONLY FICS AFTER DEATHLY HOLLOWS & Second Wizard War with adult characters - So NO Eight Year in Hogwarts shenanigans in this collection.
yeah those are favorites of mine: Find Thyself Vibes, Making a Home & Office/Work dynamics as well as some Uni fics.
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Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.
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I LOVE this fic & author so fucking much <3
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You Send Me (Honest You Do) by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2017
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As far as potion accidents go in general, and deaging incidents go in particular, Draco knew this could have been so much worse. Harry only lost about ten years, and all his memories are still intact. But the sight of him looking as if he’s stepped straight out of Draco’s Hogwarts memories has dredged up a whole mess of complicated feelings Draco thought he’d buried years ago, and Draco really doesn’t know what to do with any of it.
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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“I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?"
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- Part 5 of Harry Potter works
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Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”
“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—
“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter works