Jude bellingham x Erling Haaland
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Mystery Work
Part of Jude bellingham x Erling Haaland
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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“Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”
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- Part 1 of On the Far Side of the World
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The line goes silent. Dead silent, at least from Jude’s end. Erling hopes, prays, even, that Jude can hear him fucking his fist. That in whatever hotel bed he’s staying in, Jude’s fisting the sheets, maybe his cock, too, to the mental image Erling is painting for him.
“Are you seriously doing what I think you’re doing?” Jude’s exactly where he wants him, back to the goal, locked onto him, and only him.
“Depends,” Erling huffs. It sounds gruff, even to his own ears. “What do you think I’m doing?”
or Haaland feels...inspired by recent social media trends to give his old friend Jude a call.
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England just knocked Norway out of the World Cup, and Jude Bellingham scored the goals that sent Erling Haaland home.
The BBC thinks they’re having a bromance. Renee Rapp thinks they’re having a moment.
Jude thinks he’s having a crisis.
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- Part 2 of Haalingham Collection
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“I thought I’d feel fine playing against you, but I’ve been thinking about us all week and I can’t get it off my mind when you do shit like—” Jude cut himself off mid-ramble. “Like…”
Erling reached out, subconsciously tilting Jude’s chin up with his fingers to make him meet his gaze. “Like?”
Jude’s ears flushed pink, eyelashes fluttering. “Like—shit like that, Erling,” he whispered. “Don’t do this to me.”
Or: Jude shows up at Erling's hotel room the night after the England vs. Mexico game. They talk, among other things.
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- Part 1 of wretched, divine
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Trapped together at a secluded Swiss retreat, Real Madrid’s Jude Bellingham and Manchester City’s Erling Haaland are caught in a quiet war of mixed signals, where Erling hides a years-long feelings behind blunt Nordic silence and Jude mistakes his stoic care—like custom smoothies and pre-warmed foam rollers—for cold indifference.
The illusion shatters when Jude overhears Erling confess his deep fear of rejection to Jack Grealish, prompting Jude to step into his space with a steaming mug of tea and drop a game-changing truth:
"I wouldn't say no, Erling."
Now, with the silent tension broken and their feelings exposed, they must navigate prying teammates, sharp family interventions, and high-stakes Champions League clashes as their secret pining evolves from quiet denial into an undeniable bond.