a comedy of magical nonsense
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“Right,” he said, “I just wanted to tell you not to hog the bed-”
“I do not hog-”
“You’ll squish our son.”
This abruptly stopped Tom’s anger altogether, and he stared. “We don’t have a son.”
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21 Jan 2026
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“If one of us did something - hypothetically speaking, of course - that affected the other, the other person should know, right?”
This immediately sent off alarm bells in Tom. He’d known Harry for far too long to know that he had motives behind this seemingly innocent question. “What did you do?”
“As I said, it was a hypothetical -”
“Don’t give me that bollocks,” Tom snapped. Harry just hummed contentedly. “I’m not stupid.”
“Right.”
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Tom Riddle's obsession with Harry Peverell through the eyes of his most trusted followers.
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Harry encounters Cedric in trouble during the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament and has to kiss him to save his life. This is, of course, not even in the top five weirdest things that have happened to Harry this year.
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- Part 10 of Solstitial Shorts
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30 Jan 2026
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Later, when they were on the lakeshore with everyone shivering next to them and Harry was feeling embarrassed at hearing the hostages had never really been in danger at all, he noticed Cedric giving him strange looks. That just made Harry’s face turn redder, but he jutted his chin up a little, too.
Well, welcome to the edges of my weird life, Cedric. This isn’t even in the top five weirdest things that have happened to me this year, so.
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two truths and a lie by vintagemocha (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2022
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He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?"
"It did, actually," Harry says.
Sirius stares.
"Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last."
Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?"
Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking.
(or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)
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Barty points out all the flaws in Voldy's plan.
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- Part 3 of All the Crack