Redd’s Silly Baldur’s Gate 3 Fanfics
This collection is just an ongoing set of unrelated fics of Redd’s silly drabbles/fanfics revolving characters from Baldur’s Gate 3. The humour depicted is definitely the unhinged and crack-y kind, lol. Each one of these fanfics are most certainly written half drunk or half asleep while the author giggles like a maniac.
(Open, Moderated)
Random works
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Meum Immortale by Reddnox_101
Fandoms: (My) Immortal: The Web Series, Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Aug 2025
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After killing the devil in his own living room, you decided to ransack his home for anything that may be of value. That was when you found a beautiful journal, tucked in a place that was clearly meant to be hidden from anyone’s view. When you read it, you couldn’t believe your eyes.
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What if Raphael wrote the famous “My Immortal” fanfic instead?
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Astarion became self-aware, and realized what a fucking weirdo everyone is.
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It's just random snippets from Act 1 being told from the perspective of our favourite rogue who spent most of his days back at camp. Fic’s inspired by his infamous quote in Act 3 on how everyone's a fucking weirdo.
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Cogito, Ergo Damnatio (I think, therefore I am condemned).
This fic explores Raphael’s musings on the works of philosophers such as Descartes, Spinoza, and Leibniz. Haarlep serves as the unwilling audience for Raphael’s grandiose attempts in deciphering mortal philosophy from the 17th century.
(Although it would become very clear later on that Haarlep has their own side-quest that they’re indulging on.
Link to Haarlep’s tiktok: www.tiktok.com/@haarlep666)
Example passage:
“Oh boy,” Haarlep said, taking a sip from their Urban Outfitters–exclusive Owala bottle, “…things sure are heating up in the 17th-century philosophy fandom.”
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Raphael unwillingly becomes a viral influencer on TikTok thanks to his incubus.
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[English Translation of the summary & the fic is in Chapter 2 lmao]
Raphael berhasil kabur dari
siksa kuburamarah Mephistopheles. Demi mendapatkan kembali tempatnya di Cania, dia terpaksa banting setir jadi tukang sate. Misinya? Gampang kok, cuma perlu jual 7,007 tusuk sate sebelum boleh pulang.Haarlep malah ikut-ikutan terbang ke Indonesia. Tapi bukan buat bantuin Mas Raphael, melainkan buat cari hiburan. Cania bosen, katanya si incubus itu. Entah bagaimana, dia malah sukses besar dan berubah menjadi penari dangdut kesayangan se-DKI Jakarta. Saat Raphael sibuk teriak “Sateee!”, Haarlep sibuk menerima saweran dan teriakan fans-fansnya.
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Getting murdered in his own home wasn’t supposed to be a part of Raphael’s grand plan on becoming the next Supreme Archdevil of Baator. However, instead of meeting his demise in the maw of Mephistopheles, Raphael was instead made to face an ethical dilemma that had stumped many philosophers of moral and ethics.
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Raphael is made to deal with the Trolley Problem as a conductor of the BTC (Baldur’s Gate Transit Commission).
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Example passage:
“This is a nightmare!”
“Technically, it is a privately funded transit system that should have been publicly funded. But yeah, it is a nightmare.”