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What if We Touched Tips in the Red-Light District? by fearless_windrider
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
03 Dec 2023
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“Didn’t know the guy who murdered people for a more exciting fuck was so cuddly.”
“Your perfect ass is literally cradling my dick and my natural temperature runs colder than the average person, fuck off.”
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“What crawled up your ass and died?” The worst voice imaginable commented from the counter. Glancing up you scowled at the older man leaning ever so innocently and casually against the counter beside the fridge.
“You fucker, what’d you do with my dick?”
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Dear Diary, Dog Stopped Barking Prolly Cuz I Ate His Face by fearless_windrider
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
31 Mar 2025
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“Why are you naked again?” The older man had the audacity to query. You gasped for breath before shoving out a quick fuck you before the genius was vaporizing the spider off of you and finally allowing you to huff for blissful nitrogen and oxygen. “Hey man, it wasn’t a complaint, lots of people love a good pretty boy tangled up in spider goo, I was just breaking the silence.” “Yeah, because apparently you can’t shut the fuck up for once in your life.”
“That was cheap, and everyone present knows it.” The older man finally ripped the bandana off your face, further allowing more fresh air to grace your lungs. Guess you should’ve guessed you’d be looking down at the Prime. Funny thing, perspective.
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Uses first person POV.
One-shot about getting dicked-down by your best friend’s grandpa at a water park. Bon appetite ~
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He has a debt to pay. You happen to be collateral. Something blooms in the dark place where your paths cross.