7 Works in The Tragically Clean Collection
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This is the sequel to *A Desperate Bargain.*
A few months ago, Hermione Granger married Severus Snape to keep him from being sent to prison. Against all odds, they've fallen in love, but their relationship is still new and fragile.
Now, their marriage is put to the test as they return together to Hogwarts: Hermione as an eighth year student, and Severus as a professor.
Around them, their friends are being matched by the Ministry's Marriage Initiatives. And Draco Malfoy, who only narrowly avoided prison thanks to Severus, must too comply with a ministry marriage, or be sent to Azkaban.
(Ongoing. Updates weekly!)
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- Part 2 of Bargains and Arrangements
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A time travel Severus Snape/Hermione Granger romance about death, grief, and the slow gradual kind of love that doesn't magically fix things or heal wounds.
Severus Snape dies at the end of the war, and Hermione Granger is expected to go on living. Her friends do. The world does. But Hermione is haunted by Snape's murder. She does not understand the grief. It is too sharp. Too constant. It follows her through victory, through peace, through everything she was supposed to want.
Eventually, it becomes so painful she will do anything to be free of it, even build a time-turner strong enough to break time itself. And then, arriving in 1990, Hermione discovers she wasn't running from the grief at all. She was running to *him.*
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Non-verbal Magic by Tragic_Hamster for Geeklovefan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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The potions theory article Severus is reading was written by an incompetent idiot. And there's nothing more infuriating than an incompetent idiot.
Good thing he has a wife to help keep his temper in check.
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Tricked, Ensnared, Manipulated by Tragic_Hamster for xoxkharisma
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2026
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Hermione has been in love with Severus for years, and she believes he has feelings for her too. But every time she confesses, or tries to pursue him, Severus always rebuffs her. He argues that she isn't serious, or couldn't possibly love him, or is simply confused.
Last night, Hermione finally cornered him at the Three Broomsticks. In a sudden burst of daring, she challenged him to make an Unbreakable Vow that if she could conclusively prove that she loved him, then he would tell her how he felt about her.
Of course, Severus never expected her to be able to prove it.
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Unspoken Agreement by Tragic_Hamster for xoxkharisma
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2026
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How did it come to this? This unspoken agreement between them?
For the past five years, Hermione and Severus have met for drinks every weekend.
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My twist on the marriage laws.
Severus Snape survived Nagini, barely, only to learn that the Ministry will be sending all Death Eaters to Azkaban. Hermione Granger comes up with a drastic plan to save him: if Kingsley will let Severus go, Hermione will become the poster child for the Ministry's marriage initiatives.
It's a marriage of convenience that becomes a soft, slow burn romance.
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- Part 1 of Bargains and Arrangements
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For years, Hermione has come to Severus' grave and mourned him.
Severus wants to know why.
*one-shot*