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She was cut from the program; that was a logical choice, but letting her back on the team was not. Robert did it anyway and gave her the third chance she never thought she deserved. The entirety of her return to the life of a hero was owed to him; there was hardly anything she could do to repay this debt. So, she found the most optimal solution: follow him until he needs saving.
She never thought that he would be the greatest danger to himself.
Now her job was at risk; another dispatcher would not keep her around. The thought of returning to her old ways and disappointing her longest ally, coworker, and ex-lover was not an option. With the assistance of Punch Up, the two of them would soon begin their mission of saving Robert from himself. Perhaps that involved stoking the flames of an old passion, a new devotion, and a denial of love. But it was all for the sake of job security.
Nothing else...
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The Permanent Quest to Make Sure Robert Eats Enough by Azure_Lynx
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Jan 2026
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Punch Up is pretty sure Robert thinks he's been asked to join their date night. To be fair, were it anyone besides Robert, they would've figured it out about six dates ago, but their beloved dispatcher still grapples with the concept that people might actually find him attractive and ask him on a date. Granted, that iswhat had happened, kind of, but the main idea was that Robert didn't eat enough and they always went out to a really filling restaurant. So it was actually Punch Up and Coupé attempting to get him back to a healthy weight post-coma. The date was incidental.
It's fine. He figures it out eventually, and they even manage to convince him that, no, really, they do want him there. In return, he decides to take them somewhere extra special.
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Robert is keeping two secrets from his team.
1. He actually enjoys their company (mostly).
2. He doesn't need the subtitles to understand the K-Drama they just forced him to watch.
A two-part story about a heritage erased, a team that misses the obvious, and the inevitable moment the truth comes out.
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A/N: This is based on the fact from one of the developers that Robert was originally intended to be half-Korean in early development, but the concept got scrapped because of similarities to Mark Grayson from Invincible. We were ROBBED.
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
*A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.*
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??